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offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-01-09 15:54 [#01025607]
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John Lennon's girlfriend was actually just called Yoko.
Because 'Ono' was what the Beatles said when she arrived in
the studio. Gettit. Ho ho ho.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-09 15:58 [#01025621]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Lol.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:00 [#01025625]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Lol.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-09 16:00 [#01025627]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Lol.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-01-09 16:00 [#01025630]
Points: 2478 Status: Lurker



Lol.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-09 16:00 [#01025631]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



Lol.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:01 [#01025633]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



oLo.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-09 16:01 [#01025634]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



Lol.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-09 16:01 [#01025636]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



Lol.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:02 [#01025641]
Points: 21452 Status: Lurker



Lol.


 

offline andrew childers on 2004-01-09 16:02 [#01025644]
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Lol.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:04 [#01025647]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



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offline beer 4 brains from sheffield...the land of much c (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:05 [#01025649]
Points: 117 Status: Regular



lol


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-09 16:06 [#01025651]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



wtf?


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:06 [#01025655]
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thats lame


 

offline xceque on 2004-01-09 16:07 [#01025656]
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roffle


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:08 [#01025657]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



now that I think about it, it is pretty lame... wouldn't
they have said "Oh no!" so really, her name should be Yoko
Oh No!


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:08 [#01025658]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



i've got a better joke:

what do you get when you combine a tire iron and a
cantaloupe?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-09 16:09 [#01025659]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular | Followup to kochlear: #01025658



A cantaloupe combined with a tire iron.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-09 16:09 [#01025660]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



please erase all of the non-Lol. posts


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:11 [#01025664]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to dariusgriffin: #01025659



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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-09 16:16 [#01025671]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:18 [#01025674]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to pOgO: #01025671



come on with the answer already, I CAN'T TAKE THE
SUSPENSE!!!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-09 16:19 [#01025675]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



I wouldn't come here any more if I were you.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:20 [#01025679]
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I've got an even better joke

YOUR CAT IS DEAD! YOU FUCKED IT TOO HARD!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:21 [#01025681]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01025679



that made me sad!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-09 16:23 [#01025686]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #01025674



hahah !!

That goes so well with your avatar !


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-09 16:24 [#01025692]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



what's funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby with a
retarded kid sitting next to it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 16:24 [#01025695]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



beautiful sequence of "Lol."s there. :)


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:25 [#01025696]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



how do you make a dead baby float?

you take your foot off of it.

a glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-09 16:26 [#01025697]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



What's funnier than this joke ?

Lots of things.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:28 [#01025700]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



God, another thread ruined. This could have been FOR K_MATY
ONLY 2, if it was filled with "Lol."

kochlear is to blame this time..... DISAPPOINTING


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:28 [#01025701]
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Rape isn't a laughing matter unless it's a clown.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:29 [#01025704]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



i don't get it. what's the punchline?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-09 16:30 [#01025705]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



what's long and pointless?

My Jokes


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:31 [#01025706]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to pOgO: #01025705



"my penis" would have been a better punchline.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-09 16:31 [#01025707]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to kochlear: #01025706



dammit man, I was just gonna say that!


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-09 16:32 [#01025708]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker



Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 16:32 [#01025709]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to kochlear: #01025706



't is but a small, small joke though.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:32 [#01025710]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #01025707



sweet. i win the immaturity contest.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:33 [#01025711]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to qrter: #01025709



jokes involving my penis are always short and to a point.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:34 [#01025712]
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What's long and hard and full of... no wait that's shit.

Ermmmm, what's the best thing about a blow job from an
ethiopian promo.

You know she'll he'll swallow.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 16:35 [#01025713]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Lol.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-09 16:36 [#01025714]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01025700



you got a link to K MATY 1?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 16:37 [#01025717]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01025714



OoooooooOOOOOOHHH....!!!!!


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-09 16:39 [#01025718]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to giginger: #01025712



that's a lie, when he was deeptroating me he totally gagged
and vommitted down my urethra filling up my scrotum like a
water balloon.


 

offline Clic on 2004-01-09 16:39 [#01025719]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular | Followup to kochlear: #01025711



Your avatar wins the bad contest.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 16:40 [#01025720]
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Well I stand corrected then!


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-09 16:41 [#01025722]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker | Followup to Fuckwagon: #01025714



here you go sport, the infamous k_maty thread
http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?topic=48724&start=0&seekw
rd=k_maty&seekrel=and&idxstart=50


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-09 16:41 [#01025723]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular | Followup to Clic: #01025719



By the way, let's create a trend of Kim Kay avatars.


 


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