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Barry! Ha!! |
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i would concur with tears for fears/gary jules diagnosis.. this is, indeed, a mad world.. |
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I wanna buy a gold fish and marry it |
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Cat, I'm sorry that you lack the voice to have rejected my proposal, but I'm afraid it's now legal for me to have sex with you. |
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HMMMM |
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OMG !! CLick on that you want to mayyr your pet and go for a simple wedding you HAVE to read the rules ! |
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I love my mother, but I wouldn't marry her :P |
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I really like some of the design elements on that site |
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I wish I'd have thought of this scheme to collect donations from old biddies who have money to spare anyway. Either that or this site was only created in a hope to be featured on somethingawful.com, quite a worthwhile goal. No sex, and you can't kill your pet?! Fuck it then. I'll just stick to rape as I've been doing to my dog, cat and 3 hampsters. People might get suspicious since they always look miserable and frightened, but nothing will be proven because they can't talk. |
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i don't want to have anything to do with people who'd get married with their pet and think of it seriously... (i'm sure there would be some!!) o_O |
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haha. a site about fuckin yer pet antelope and you have the firesight to comment on design elements. brilliant! |
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NO ! the rules specifically state that you may not have sex with your pet!! |
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foresight. ach whatever. i`m using that word in the wrong context anyway. probably. |
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yea guys! read the disclaimer! :) |
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AAH FAKE!! they say if nothing works to improve your relationship, you can go to divorceyourpet.com - but it doesn't exist!! DON'T MARRY YOUR PET!!! YOU'LL BE STICK WITH IT!!! |
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It ain't marriage unless it's consumated folks- they can get a divorce really easily... :) |
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"You are not allowed to have sex with your pet. (Yes, I’m sure that for the vast majority of us it wouldn’t even cross our minds, but just to make it quite, quite, clear: Perverts are not welcome on this site." fuck that. whats the point then? |
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NO ! YOU WON'T BE A STICK WITH IT!!! YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH IT!!! |
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they can't talk cause you cut out their tongues right? |
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YEAH BUT FROM WHERE!?!? HUH? HUH!?!? |
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at least there's a better chance that you'll out live your pet |
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I boned my neighbours budgie once. luckily we`re not married. |
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you must have a really tiny cock. |
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Can you imagine the jealousy as your loved one sniffs other dog's bottoms and humps them in the park, ignoring your demands for it to stop? You slap him, looking into his doggy eyes which fail to comprehend... "How could you hurt me so Rex? Right in front of me... you think that would turn me on?" :D |
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This girl's testimony shows how thin the veil of decency is on that site... "Koko and Kali : She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!" |
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aaahhh !!1 now it all makes sence ! lol I think some guys there ahve just had a shelterd upbringing and got confused about getting some "hot pussy" |
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Turns out that 7 year itch was just mange. |
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LOL! Best MB joke of the year so far IMO. |
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