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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 09:12 [#01023280]
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Propose !



 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 09:13 [#01023282]
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Barry! Ha!!


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 09:16 [#01023287]
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i would concur with tears for fears/gary jules diagnosis..
this is, indeed, a mad world..


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 09:18 [#01023292]
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I wanna buy a gold fish and marry it


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 09:22 [#01023300]
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Cat, I'm sorry that you lack the voice to have rejected my
proposal, but I'm afraid it's now legal for me to have sex
with you.


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2004-01-08 09:29 [#01023302]
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HMMMM


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 09:30 [#01023304]
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OMG !!

CLick on that you want to mayyr your pet and go for a simple
wedding

you HAVE to read the rules !


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-08 09:39 [#01023313]
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I love my mother, but I wouldn't marry her :P


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-08 09:42 [#01023318]
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I really like some of the design elements on that site


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 09:46 [#01023326]
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I wish I'd have thought of this scheme to collect donations
from old biddies who have money to spare anyway.

Either that or this site was only created in a hope to be
featured on somethingawful.com, quite a worthwhile goal.

No sex, and you can't kill your pet?! Fuck it then. I'll
just stick to rape as I've been doing to my dog, cat and 3
hampsters. People might get suspicious since they always
look miserable and frightened, but nothing will be proven
because they can't talk.


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-08 09:52 [#01023331]
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i don't want to have anything to do with people who'd get
married with their pet and think of it seriously... (i'm
sure there would be some!!) o_O


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 09:54 [#01023333]
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haha. a site about fuckin yer pet antelope and you have the
firesight to comment on design elements. brilliant!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:55 [#01023334]
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NO !

the rules specifically state that you may not have sex with
your pet!!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 09:55 [#01023336]
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foresight. ach whatever. i`m using that word in the wrong
context anyway. probably.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 09:55 [#01023337]
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yea guys!

read the disclaimer!
:)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:57 [#01023340]
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AAH FAKE!!

they say if nothing works to improve your relationship, you
can go to divorceyourpet.com - but it doesn't exist!!

DON'T MARRY YOUR PET!!! YOU'LL BE STICK WITH IT!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-08 09:57 [#01023341]
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It ain't marriage unless it's consumated folks- they can get
a divorce really easily... :)


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 09:58 [#01023342]
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"You are not allowed to have sex with your pet. (Yes, I’m
sure that for the vast majority of us it wouldn’t even
cross our minds, but just to make it quite, quite, clear:
Perverts are not welcome on this site."

fuck that. whats the point then?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:58 [#01023343]
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NO !

YOU WON'T BE A STICK WITH IT!!!

YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH IT!!!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 09:58 [#01023344]
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they can't talk cause you cut out their tongues right?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:58 [#01023345]
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YEAH BUT FROM WHERE!?!?

HUH?

HUH!?!?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 09:59 [#01023347]
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at least there's a better chance that you'll out live your
pet


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 10:00 [#01023349]
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I boned my neighbours budgie once. luckily we`re not
married.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 10:01 [#01023351]
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you must have a really tiny cock.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-08 10:07 [#01023356]
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Can you imagine the jealousy as your loved one sniffs other
dog's bottoms and humps them in the park, ignoring your
demands for it to stop? You slap him, looking into his doggy
eyes which fail to comprehend... "How could you hurt me so
Rex? Right in front of me... you think that would turn me
on?"

:D


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-08 10:09 [#01023357]
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This girl's testimony shows how thin the veil of decency is
on that site...

"Koko and Kali : She's just so warm and snuggly and she
vibrates when she's happy!"


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 10:17 [#01023365]
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aaahhh !!1 now it all makes sence !

lol

I think some guys there ahve just had a shelterd upbringing
and got confused about getting some "hot pussy"


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-08 10:41 [#01023386]
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Turns out that 7 year itch was just mange.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-08 10:43 [#01023391]
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LOL!

Best MB joke of the year so far IMO.


 


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