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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 06:44 [#01023110]
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What did the Arabs ever do for us?


 

online big from lsg on 2004-01-08 06:48 [#01023112]
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keeping math and aristotle if i remember correctly


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 06:51 [#01023114]
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Invented the wheel as well as...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 06:51 [#01023116]
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writing was invented by the arabs.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 06:52 [#01023117]
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But he's so handsome!


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offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 06:54 [#01023118]
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Seriously though, this is hilarious:

Mr Kilroy-Silk's piece started: "We are told by some of the
more hysterical critics of the war on terror that 'it is
destroying the Arab world'. So? Should we be worried about
that?"

Mr Kilroy-Silk went on to say that the toppling of despotic
regimes in the Middle East should be a war aim, and
questioned the contribution of the Arab nations to world
welfare and civilisation.

"Apart from oil - which was discovered, is produced and is
paid for by the West - what do they contribute? Can you
think of anything? Anything really useful?... No, nor can
I...

"We're told the the Arabs loathe us. Really?... What do they
think we feel about them? That we adore them for the way
they murdered more than 3,000 civilians on 11 September and
then danced in the hot, dusty streets to celebrate the
murders?"

He said Arab nations should be grateful for the aid and
technology the West had provided.

"They should go down on their kness and thank God for the
munificence of the United States."



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 06:59 [#01023121]
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gO KiL::RoY.

Typical ignorant white boy is all that fool is.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2004-01-08 06:59 [#01023122]
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I love the way he puts on this slightly east-end thames
estuary accent just to be down with the kind of morons who
watch his show when in fact he has a perfectly 'normal'
speaking voice. Muppet.


 

online big from lsg on 2004-01-08 07:02 [#01023123]
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i was going to go to a lecture by this barber guy, author of
jihad vs mcworld, tonight, but apparantly it's been sold out
for weeks. some people have sense left apparantly. i dont
know wether barber has the solution, but at least its
dialogue instead of authoritarianism


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:02 [#01023124]
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You have to say "Kilroy" in the same way Rik Mayall did on
Bottom, btw. It's the law.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-01-08 07:34 [#01023136]
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I didn't like the oleaginous twat anyway, but now he's shown
himself to be a complete ignoramus as well as a cunt of the
highest order.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 07:43 [#01023145]
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fuckin hell. sounds like he`s an ignorant, racist prick.

i always prefered The Time and The Place anyway


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:56 [#01023157]
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What a twat. I think Chris Morris taking the piss is even
funnier now :)


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 07:58 [#01023162]
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suddenly chris morris' various satires of discussion &
debate shows (brass eye, the day today, on the hour etc.)
seem all the more poignant.

funny when life is actually more fucked up than the people
poking fun at it.

for example, did anyone see the documentary about an office
christmas party? ricky gervais & stephen merchant couldnt
have written better.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:59 [#01023163]
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Does anyone know if I could get this sound clip. I really
want to hear him going off!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:00 [#01023166]
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I can't stand Chris Morris.

Ginge: it was a newspaper column, so no sound clips
unfortunately.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:01 [#01023168]
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fair enough.
why not?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:01 [#01023170]
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Damn. What paper was it in then?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 08:02 [#01023171]
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Sunday Express


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-08 08:03 [#01023174]
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he's a fucknut


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:03 [#01023175]
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He's not funny


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:04 [#01023176]
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So I'm completely fucked in getting one then. Nevermind.

And to think I nearly got the Express on Sunday out of lack
of reading material desperation!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 08:05 [#01023179]
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It's not the first time he has came across as anti
arab/muslim...here's something from 2002.

"George Bush and Tony Blair have a nerve. They have bombed
Afghanistan to smithereens in the cause of the war against
terrorism. They intend to take the fight to Iraq as soon as
they are ready to bring about a 'change of regime'. They
have put all other 'rogue states' harbouring terrorists on
notice that military action will be taken. And the Pentagon
has asked Congress to provide Donald Rumsfeld with $90
million to finance the war against international terrorism
in other countries.

"Yet, when Israel goes after suicide bombers who have
murdered and maimed hundreds of Israelis in the past few
weeks, Bush and Blair tell Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to
withdraw from the West Bank 'immediately without delay'. Who
do they think they are? Blair might be content to trot
around the world as Bush's poodle, but Sharon is not the
president's lap dog.

"They have no business telling him what to do. Indeed,
Sharon has a greater moral right to invade the West Bank in
pursuit of suicide bombers than Blair has to send British
troops to fight the Afghans or to bomb Baghdad. The Taliban
did not blow up pizza bars in London as the Palestinians did
in Tel Aviv. The Iraqis have not blown up buses in
Birmingham as Hamas have in Haifa.

"Israel cannot be blamed for defending herself. No
democratic government could stand by while its citizens were
being murdered without attempting to destroy the
infrastructure of terrorism. Arafat had eight years to do
that and he failed.

"And the fact that the Israeli soldiers quickly identified
terrorists and their hideouts in Jenin, Ramallah, Nablus and
Bethlehem suggests Arafat knew where they were but was
unable or unwilling to deal with them.

"No Israeli wants to invade the West Bank. The price is too
high. But it is a job that has to be done. A democratic
government such as Israel's has to do what its people demand
and suffer the consequences, however unpalatable. They are


 

offline leonid_olusegun from outside your window on 2004-01-08 08:05 [#01023181]
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will he get sacked from bbc? who would take him seariously
on that show anymore especially on racial issue.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 08:06 [#01023184]
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not helped in their quest to defeat international terrorism
by Bush and Blair spouting their double standards."



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:09 [#01023191]
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Surprise, surprise. A pro-Zionist twat to boot.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 08:11 [#01023193]
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I reckon he should get a public beheading for his medevil
views


 

online big from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:12 [#01023195]
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i was convinced we were taling about an american. and works
for the bbc too, how about that. would hate to get a paper
on sunday btw. i tipped my paperboy 5 euro this year, im so
gonna be sainted (whats that is english, named holy) when im
dead. to bad im already named after saint martin


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:13 [#01023197]
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public beating of Kilroy. Sweet as! They could run it like
the lottery. You buy a £1 ticket and given a number.
Numbers are selected at random and 100 are selected. Each of
these 100 can give kilroy a kicking :D


 

online big from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:13 [#01023198]
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watch out for anti-semetic accusations. j'accuse :P


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-08 08:14 [#01023200]
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canonisation following beatification.


 

online big from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:16 [#01023202]
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cheers


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:34 [#01023212]
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surely thats a matter of opinion.
not a statement of fact.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:39 [#01023219]
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Aaah, you obviously don't know me very well. My opinion is
the only one that matters.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:41 [#01023221]
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forgive me.
how could i have overlooked that fact..
i seem to be suffering from mental butterfingers..

youegocentriccockmuncher


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-08 08:42 [#01023223]
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Haha!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:46 [#01023231]
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Sarcasm alert!


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:49 [#01023243]
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sarcasm alert?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:49 [#01023245]
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Where's your self re-cocking-spect?!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 08:50 [#01023248]
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kilroy is a fuckin homo with no cock. end of story


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:51 [#01023250]
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Haha. Is that an Oscar Wilde quote?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:52 [#01023251]
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You've obviously tarred me with the same brush as some of
the people on here. I was joking.

I don't see the genius in Chris Morris but I know I'm in the
minority. D'ffrnt Strokes etc.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 09:00 [#01023268]
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jonesy.. very funny.. i like the cut of your jibb

jarworski.. i would/could never tar you with any kind of
brush. wasn't different strokes a 70s/80s sitcom? i was
joking too.. i love you. youre great.. variety is the spice
of life.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:41 [#01023316]
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he he

yeh yeh yeh.. kil-ROY..


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 10:29 [#01023377]
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if he really said all that then yes, he is a prick, my
opinoin has changed of him from 'lovable stupid old man' to
'destroy the fucking cunt!'


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-01-08 12:39 [#01023587]
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I saw that OFfice Party documentary, and you are right--he
WAS a David Brent... it made me laugh even as I cringed.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-01-08 13:03 [#01023599]
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theyre feeding what they want you to believe


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 13:06 [#01023604]
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..loveable stupid old man..?

???

more like smarmy, tanned git. and that was before he said
all that crap.

getting housewives all hot and bothered.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 15:25 [#01023878]
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poetry in motion. his wife was such a tragic character.. the
eternal optimist, clueless.. and then ever so disappointed
when things didnt work out as she'd planned.
the way she looked in her big pink dress..

and that standup comic at the party..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 15:27 [#01023881]
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ooh that stand-up was awful.. very cringeworthy.


 


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