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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 06:44 [#01023110]
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What did the Arabs ever do for us?
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big
from lsg on 2004-01-08 06:48 [#01023112]
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keeping math and aristotle if i remember correctly
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 06:51 [#01023114]
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Invented the wheel as well as...
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 06:51 [#01023116]
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writing was invented by the arabs.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 06:52 [#01023117]
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But he's so handsome!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 06:54 [#01023118]
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Seriously though, this is hilarious:
Mr Kilroy-Silk's piece started: "We are told by some of the more hysterical critics of the war on terror that 'it is destroying the Arab world'. So? Should we be worried about that?"
Mr Kilroy-Silk went on to say that the toppling of despotic regimes in the Middle East should be a war aim, and questioned the contribution of the Arab nations to world welfare and civilisation.
"Apart from oil - which was discovered, is produced and is paid for by the West - what do they contribute? Can you think of anything? Anything really useful?... No, nor can I...
"We're told the the Arabs loathe us. Really?... What do they think we feel about them? That we adore them for the way they murdered more than 3,000 civilians on 11 September and then danced in the hot, dusty streets to celebrate the murders?"
He said Arab nations should be grateful for the aid and technology the West had provided.
"They should go down on their kness and thank God for the munificence of the United States."
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 06:59 [#01023121]
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gO KiL::RoY.
Typical ignorant white boy is all that fool is.
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2004-01-08 06:59 [#01023122]
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I love the way he puts on this slightly east-end thames estuary accent just to be down with the kind of morons who watch his show when in fact he has a perfectly 'normal' speaking voice. Muppet.
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big
from lsg on 2004-01-08 07:02 [#01023123]
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i was going to go to a lecture by this barber guy, author of jihad vs mcworld, tonight, but apparantly it's been sold out for weeks. some people have sense left apparantly. i dont know wether barber has the solution, but at least its dialogue instead of authoritarianism
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:02 [#01023124]
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You have to say "Kilroy" in the same way Rik Mayall did on Bottom, btw. It's the law.
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Peter File
from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-01-08 07:34 [#01023136]
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I didn't like the oleaginous twat anyway, but now he's shown himself to be a complete ignoramus as well as a cunt of the highest order.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 07:43 [#01023145]
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fuckin hell. sounds like he`s an ignorant, racist prick.
i always prefered The Time and The Place anyway
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:56 [#01023157]
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What a twat. I think Chris Morris taking the piss is even funnier now :)
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 07:58 [#01023162]
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suddenly chris morris' various satires of discussion & debate shows (brass eye, the day today, on the hour etc.) seem all the more poignant.
funny when life is actually more fucked up than the people poking fun at it.
for example, did anyone see the documentary about an office christmas party? ricky gervais & stephen merchant couldnt have written better.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 07:59 [#01023163]
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Does anyone know if I could get this sound clip. I really want to hear him going off!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:00 [#01023166]
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I can't stand Chris Morris.
Ginge: it was a newspaper column, so no sound clips unfortunately.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:01 [#01023168]
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fair enough. why not?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:01 [#01023170]
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Damn. What paper was it in then?
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 08:02 [#01023171]
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Sunday Express
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-08 08:03 [#01023174]
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he's a fucknut
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:03 [#01023175]
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He's not funny
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:04 [#01023176]
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So I'm completely fucked in getting one then. Nevermind.
And to think I nearly got the Express on Sunday out of lack of reading material desperation!
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 08:05 [#01023179]
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It's not the first time he has came across as anti arab/muslim...here's something from 2002.
"George Bush and Tony Blair have a nerve. They have bombed Afghanistan to smithereens in the cause of the war against terrorism. They intend to take the fight to Iraq as soon as they are ready to bring about a 'change of regime'. They have put all other 'rogue states' harbouring terrorists on notice that military action will be taken. And the Pentagon has asked Congress to provide Donald Rumsfeld with $90 million to finance the war against international terrorism in other countries.
"Yet, when Israel goes after suicide bombers who have murdered and maimed hundreds of Israelis in the past few weeks, Bush and Blair tell Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to withdraw from the West Bank 'immediately without delay'. Who do they think they are? Blair might be content to trot around the world as Bush's poodle, but Sharon is not the president's lap dog.
"They have no business telling him what to do. Indeed, Sharon has a greater moral right to invade the West Bank in pursuit of suicide bombers than Blair has to send British troops to fight the Afghans or to bomb Baghdad. The Taliban did not blow up pizza bars in London as the Palestinians did in Tel Aviv. The Iraqis have not blown up buses in Birmingham as Hamas have in Haifa.
"Israel cannot be blamed for defending herself. No democratic government could stand by while its citizens were being murdered without attempting to destroy the infrastructure of terrorism. Arafat had eight years to do that and he failed.
"And the fact that the Israeli soldiers quickly identified terrorists and their hideouts in Jenin, Ramallah, Nablus and Bethlehem suggests Arafat knew where they were but was unable or unwilling to deal with them.
"No Israeli wants to invade the West Bank. The price is too high. But it is a job that has to be done. A democratic government such as Israel's has to do what its people demand and suffer the consequences, however unpalatable. They are
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leonid_olusegun
from outside your window on 2004-01-08 08:05 [#01023181]
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will he get sacked from bbc? who would take him seariously on that show anymore especially on racial issue.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 08:06 [#01023184]
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not helped in their quest to defeat international terrorism by Bush and Blair spouting their double standards."
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:09 [#01023191]
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Surprise, surprise. A pro-Zionist twat to boot.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 08:11 [#01023193]
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I reckon he should get a public beheading for his medevil views
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big
from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:12 [#01023195]
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i was convinced we were taling about an american. and works for the bbc too, how about that. would hate to get a paper on sunday btw. i tipped my paperboy 5 euro this year, im so gonna be sainted (whats that is english, named holy) when im dead. to bad im already named after saint martin
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:13 [#01023197]
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public beating of Kilroy. Sweet as! They could run it like the lottery. You buy a £1 ticket and given a number. Numbers are selected at random and 100 are selected. Each of these 100 can give kilroy a kicking :D
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big
from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:13 [#01023198]
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watch out for anti-semetic accusations. j'accuse :P
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-08 08:14 [#01023200]
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canonisation following beatification.
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big
from lsg on 2004-01-08 08:16 [#01023202]
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cheers
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:34 [#01023212]
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surely thats a matter of opinion. not a statement of fact.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:39 [#01023219]
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Aaah, you obviously don't know me very well. My opinion is the only one that matters.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:41 [#01023221]
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forgive me. how could i have overlooked that fact.. i seem to be suffering from mental butterfingers..
youegocentriccockmuncher
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-01-08 08:42 [#01023223]
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Haha!
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:46 [#01023231]
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Sarcasm alert!
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 08:49 [#01023243]
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sarcasm alert?
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:49 [#01023245]
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Where's your self re-cocking-spect?!
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-08 08:50 [#01023248]
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kilroy is a fuckin homo with no cock. end of story
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-01-08 08:51 [#01023250]
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Haha. Is that an Oscar Wilde quote?
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 08:52 [#01023251]
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You've obviously tarred me with the same brush as some of the people on here. I was joking.
I don't see the genius in Chris Morris but I know I'm in the minority. D'ffrnt Strokes etc.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 09:00 [#01023268]
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jonesy.. very funny.. i like the cut of your jibb
jarworski.. i would/could never tar you with any kind of brush. wasn't different strokes a 70s/80s sitcom? i was joking too.. i love you. youre great.. variety is the spice of life.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 09:41 [#01023316]
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he he
yeh yeh yeh.. kil-ROY..
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grinningcat
from london (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 10:29 [#01023377]
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if he really said all that then yes, he is a prick, my opinoin has changed of him from 'lovable stupid old man' to 'destroy the fucking cunt!'
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2004-01-08 12:39 [#01023587]
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I saw that OFfice Party documentary, and you are right--he WAS a David Brent... it made me laugh even as I cringed.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-01-08 13:03 [#01023599]
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theyre feeding what they want you to believe
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 13:06 [#01023604]
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..loveable stupid old man..?
???
more like smarmy, tanned git. and that was before he said all that crap.
getting housewives all hot and bothered.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-08 15:25 [#01023878]
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poetry in motion. his wife was such a tragic character.. the eternal optimist, clueless.. and then ever so disappointed when things didnt work out as she'd planned.
the way she looked in her big pink dress..
and that standup comic at the party..
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 15:27 [#01023881]
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ooh that stand-up was awful.. very cringeworthy.
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