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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 15:43 [#01022334]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



"Ah, yes, there's the world's finest ass," he says
admiringly. "But, unfortunately, that is not the apparatus
which is to provide me with the pittance I intend to
consume. Here, take hold," says he, putting his buttocks
into my hands, "that's the source whence all good things do
come. . . . Be so kind as to help me shit."

I bring up a porcelain pot and place it upon my knees, the
abbot backs toward me, stoops, I press his anus, pry it
open, and, to be brief, agitate it in every way I think
likely to hasten his evacuation. It takes place, an enormous
turd fills the bowl, I offer it to its author, he seizes it,
precipitates himself upon it, devours it, and discharges
after fifteen minutes of the most violent flogging which I
administer upon the same behind that shortly before laid
such a splendid egg for his breakfast.


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2004-01-07 15:50 [#01022337]
Points: 3219 Status: Regular



<---

BAM.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-07 15:50 [#01022339]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



wow you can cut and paste de sade


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-07 16:07 [#01022370]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



He's laughing with another girl
And playing with another heart.
Placing high stakes, making hearts ache.
He's loved in seven languages.
Diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky.
Heaven help him, when he falls.

Diamond life, lover boy.
We move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
City lights and business nights.
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights.

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

Face to face, each classic case.
We shadow box and double cross,
Yet need the chase.

A license to love, insurance to hold.
Melts all your memories and change into gold.
His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.

No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.

Smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator...


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-07 16:08 [#01022372]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



Sorry, that was stupid.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 16:14 [#01022386]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Ooo rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus...
Rock rock rock rock me Amadeus
Rock me all the time to the top

Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief:
Come on and rock me Amadeus

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Come on and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Es war um 1780
Und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen
War wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
Frauen liebten seinen Punk

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus

Come and rock me Amadeus....

Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Ja ja ja
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me
Baby baby do it to me rock me

Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus
Amadeus Amadeus, oh oh oh Amadeus...



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 16:22 [#01022404]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Sorry, that was stupid.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 16:24 [#01022409]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01022404 | Show recordbag



huzzah!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-01-07 16:28 [#01022412]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



"this is disgusting! it's pornography!" should a pasty slug
like woman, vanilla ice cream smeared across her double chin
like a money shot.

countered the balding professor type in his forties, left
hand stuffed brassly down the front of his pants

"no, no, no, this is beautiful.

this is art."


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-07 16:28 [#01022413]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



You just don't get it.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-01-07 17:23 [#01022465]
Points: 2478 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #01022412



I wonder if anyone else gets the reference. I know there
are some other fans on this board.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-07 17:28 [#01022467]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



nice ass.


Attached picture

 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-07 17:31 [#01022469]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01022467



Very


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-07 17:34 [#01022481]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01022469



I do my best.


 


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