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offline kangaroo on 2004-01-02 09:39 [#01013626]
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-humans kiss because, when they evolved from birds, they
still had the innate desire to regurgitate food for
eachother thus expressing altruism/love.

-turtles are machines sent from the future civilization on
earth to spy on us with the equipment inside their shells.
They were designed to be disguised as animals (but come
on...).

-There is only one person who has ever existed on earth.
However, each time he dies, he is reincarnated as a new body
back in time to interact with his other previous selves.
This is also the reason for rising world population.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 09:41 [#01013631]
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- The Daily Photo Guy is faking his series.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:41 [#01013632]
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-snow flakes are little animals designed by japanese Mad
Constructor called Dr. Okinawa, they help him overrulle all
people, specially young children ,coz he loves toys


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:42 [#01013633]
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-this messageboard is another part of Echelon system which
allows U.S goverment to spy on innocent artists


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:42 [#01013634]
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-Michael Jackson is a woman


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-02 09:43 [#01013635]
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I don't think any of these theories can be proven true. The
last one was the most interesting.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-02 09:44 [#01013636]
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that was a reply to [#01013626] ---> the 1st post of this
topic.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-02 09:44 [#01013637]
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yes but what about that one person having to create two
more? they couldnt have died as "adam" to be reincarnated as
"eve" to fuck "adam" to create the human race. also, is this
one person only human? because then, when would he have been
created, since its not like BAM! a human! heheheh this coudl
be a phunn thread


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:45 [#01013640]
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- i am Aphex Twin


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:45 [#01013641]
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hey ! You dont even have a computer !!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-02 09:46 [#01013642]
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- the reason we don't know "what's up," is because the CIA
in association with Time Warner has made us prone to cancer.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:47 [#01013643]
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-There is no Solar System - we all live in little glass jar
painted on blue


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 09:47 [#01013644]
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yeah, that sounds logical. I mean, the whole idea that you
not only are reincarnated each and every time but also sent
back in time to a specific point is very, very logical, so
obviously a human being couldn't just pop out of thin
air.

I mean, that would be ridiculous.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-02 09:48 [#01013646]
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- tubgirl is worksafe


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-02 09:54 [#01013658]
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- i just burped


 

offline kangaroo on 2004-01-02 09:55 [#01013659]
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Hah Hahhhh. That hit the spot old boy! Good show, good show!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 10:01 [#01013666]
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poopoo


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 10:02 [#01013669]
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fleetmouse loves ian noll


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 10:14 [#01013684]
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My lips may promise but my heart is a whore.

I'm a loner Dotty.. a rebel.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 10:33 [#01013720]
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qrter lost two vowels in a knife fight.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 10:38 [#01013727]
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That space is infinite. I think it's more of a mobius loop.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-02 10:45 [#01013739]
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I'm thinkin more of an onk


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 10:50 [#01013742]
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pomme de terre is many.

the world is riddled by pomme de terres.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 10:51 [#01013743]
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riddled WITH.

pomme de terre is a collective.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-02 11:07 [#01013760]
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the world is riddled by pomme de terres too.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-02 11:13 [#01013772]
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- i am locutus of pomme de terre


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 11:14 [#01013775]
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are you like the head pomme de terre?

seeing as you made something of your life, becoming a
moderator 'n all?


 

offline APeSHiTZ from ¤BANgbANG¤ on 2004-01-02 11:29 [#01013815]
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- peanuts are neither peas or nuts

- there are cameras and recording devices in all home
entertainment systems, mainly in television sets ..
everything is recorded and filters send messages to the CIA
on whats going on in our country
- homeland security has been going on since the 80's we only
made it a law because somebody found out and threatend to
expose the governments illegal actions
-Flu shots act as mindcontrol drugs to make people want to
purchase more goods and services..
-the immunizzations for troops all over the world are
mindcontrol drugs,..
- penguines will attack,.,..


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-02 11:32 [#01013825]
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-everyone needs cloud and volcano insurance, to be paid with
lois's rainy day fund


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 11:40 [#01013849]
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penis length is directly proportional to your intelligence.


 

offline Spacecadet on 2004-01-02 11:43 [#01013857]
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i know alot of older men think that the size of your cars
engine is directly prportional to your cock size

there right tho, it does make them look like massive cocks


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 11:52 [#01013877]
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the size of a womans earrings denotes the size of her
vaginal opening.

Large hoop earring = large bicket type fanny.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 11:52 [#01013879]
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and obviously by bicket I mean bucket.


 

offline Spacecadet on 2004-01-02 11:53 [#01013882]
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hahaha


 


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