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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:23 [#01013385]
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..I can't get over how creepy these specific Oprah-shows are - one huge long commercial with a SCREAMING audience that almost faints continously at all the expensive free stuff they get dropped into their greedy little hands.
I mean, I guess Oprah gets a nice little extra to choose certain things as her "favourites", but the really disgusting aspect is the audience that's practically drooling.
incredible.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:25 [#01013391]
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Is here favourite thing a 12" rubber COCK????
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:25 [#01013392]
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*her
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:26 [#01013393]
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no, but she did put on a nice new pink sweater during the break.
"Ralph Lauren, thank you!"
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:27 [#01013395]
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qrter - You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a minute! Relax!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 07:27 [#01013396]
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It'd be interesting if you gave the audience some of those "They Live" sunglasses so they could see what Oprah and her crew REALLY look like!
OBEY
CONSUME
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-01-02 07:33 [#01013409]
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wasn't her show picked as the best in america in 2003? how can this happen?? cos obviously this is up to the people and she seems to be really popular there...i can't stand to watch her more than 1 minute, honestly, it just hurts too much and to see that idiotic audience makes me feel bad being a human...she's peobably one of mine top3 most annoying people...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:35 [#01013413]
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oh christ.
some woman in the front row just about fainted, crying her eyes out.
Oprah descends and says to her "it's alright" and the woman says, with quavering voice.. "You are incredible, may God be upon you".
OPRAH IS THE MESSIAH!!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:37 [#01013418]
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and why should I even care what necklace Oprah likes to wear?
such a thoroughly DUMB and completely CONCEITED idea to make a whole programme out of this.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 07:41 [#01013428]
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Heh, I know the feeling. Last night I was watching that world idol show and - I really mean this - I felt a sense of warm reassurance knowing how fragile life on earth is. A tongue of flame could reach out from the sun and lick the earth clean any minute now. :D
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:42 [#01013432]
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I hope most of the audience get robbed when leaving the studio.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:50 [#01013445]
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I'll get right on it!
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-01-02 07:52 [#01013446]
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well, because it's obvious that it's the best one if she wears it...
i remember once they put some universal remote controlers under each seat in the studio, and when she told ppl to look under their seats it was like massive orgy, it was like the best even or best thing that ever happened to those people and oprah was standing there like a god...i bet 90% of those people put those remote controls in a special place in their home like some specially prepared closet made out of glass or something :)
another thing...she should some times watch reply of her show and see how idiotic she is...i mean she always turns out a moron, whenever she invites someone with average inteligence...i guess this happen when they run out of dumb guests or something heh
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 07:52 [#01013448]
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fisting!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:54 [#01013450]
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BAM!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2004-01-02 07:56 [#01013455]
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she should give the audience the popular adult comedy 'Schindlers Fist'
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-01-02 07:57 [#01013457]
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"It Was Colored Purple" the adult sequel to "The Color Purple"
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:07 [#01013470]
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You know what? You're onto something there!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2004-01-02 08:10 [#01013480]
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I think so, they need educating on worldly matters, maybe try 'Humped back at Notre Dam' or 'Sperms of endearment'
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:12 [#01013483]
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Maybe a glimpse of Star Whores?
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2004-01-02 08:16 [#01013491]
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exactly!
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-01-02 08:19 [#01013496]
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i can't stand how self righteous oprah is.
i'm sure lots of celebs do shit for people and just don't crave the attention she does.
harpo production co. oprah tv show O magazine, which she puts her smiling mug on the cover of every edition.
geezz... like seeing your own face much?
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k_maty
on 2004-01-02 08:22 [#01013499]
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sorest rump?
shaving ryan's privates?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:26 [#01013506]
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to quote qrter:
yeh yeh yeh
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