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Best Weird/Joke Presents you got this christmas
 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-25 06:51 [#01005210]
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my mom got me the best ever "weird" present ever for
christmas, a giant life size glass head to "stick my
headphones on"

what weird /joke present did you receive this year?
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offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-25 06:59 [#01005212]
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A 120GB hard drive,
HAH! where do I begin with this????

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-25 06:59 [#01005213]
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I got a chair
HAHAHHAHAHA
A CHAIR!!!

A HORSE ON A CHAIR


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-12-25 07:00 [#01005214]
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emergancy poncho...

 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-25 07:01 [#01005215]
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a giant life size glass head eh?

interesting :P

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-25 07:03 [#01005216]
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imagine if there was a human that was completely normal but
instead of a proper human head they had that glass
replica.......................

...........that person is k_maty

 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-25 07:57 [#01005225]
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last year i got my dad a "Latin Men of 2003 Calander"

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-25 10:23 [#01005284]
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I better not catch you kissing that head

 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-12-25 11:04 [#01005306]
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wow your mum is awsome

 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-25 22:18 [#01005956]
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offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-26 05:49 [#01006094]
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Oooh, Philips SBC HP 250. I used to own those. They're not
that great, but at least they're cheap..


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-26 06:02 [#01006097]
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the six metre cable and volume knob did it for me!

 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-26 06:08 [#01006110]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-26 06:09 [#01006112]
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Are you an expert at twiddling that knob?

I crack myself up.

 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-26 06:11 [#01006119]
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will it with a fake brain and day-glo liquid, like my friend
did!!!!

then paint the exterior in weird dayglo tribal face
designs.

it seriously looks bizarre.

 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-26 06:16 [#01006123]
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I probably will end up doing something nuts like htat to it

 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-26 06:22 [#01006126]
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Probably that last one... POR... sounds good!

 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-12-26 12:54 [#01006272]
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Some limited edition cheese and a dancing monkey (to the
tune of the macarena) both off my nan. I fucking kid you
not.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-26 13:31 [#01006312]
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my sister bought my overweight dad a bottle of
"really-ripped abs" body spray a few years ago.

this year she was going to get him a
"bellydance-workout" tape as a joke present.

 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-12-26 13:39 [#01006315]
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dude, i saw those at pier one imports, i was going to get
one for $12.oo and throw arse loads of paint on it

gifts i got:
$100.00
huge jar-jar bink mask
cracker-barrel gift cert
best buy gift cert

plyers
best buy gift
greeen shirt, gonna return that one (if i never get any new
clothes it wi9ll be 2 soon)
petrified rock, one atht was sitting at moms house for 10
years, and i alsways tell her not to get rid of it, i got it
down 9in arizona when i was 5 visititing my dad (or what
ever you wanna call him)

if the wifey was here, id score also

 

offline optimus prime on 2003-12-26 14:03 [#01006330]
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the one in the secret santa thread.

 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-26 14:45 [#01006348]
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Not really a joke present but a bit different - I got a
fucking STELLA ARTOIS mini fridge! Along with plenty of
Stella to put in it :) This year was the best I've ever had
for pressies, I also had a guitar fx deck and loads of
guitar accessories, plus a 14" TV, Chris Cunningham DVD,
some games, books, etc... I'm gonna shut up now.


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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-27 06:58 [#01006953]
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looks better with booze in it ;oD

 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-12-27 07:10 [#01006957]
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i got my dad a plastic 2¤ sword.. to slice his enemies at
work


 

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