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ABSOLUTELY BEAT IT UP. 100% VIAGRA (SHE POPPED ONE TOO) + PHATT 8 BALL + ENDLESS SAPPHIRE TONIC + MDMA + FAT BANK ROLL + PIMPED OUT BENZ E 420 (2PAC ON THE CUT) + DOPE ASS LOFT + STICK ICKY CHRONIC + H2D SPANISH PHOTOGRAPHER FROM SEVILLE WITH HUGE TITS + D/N/T = ABSENCE OF SEMEN. SITTIN' HERE DRINKING A GIANT JAMBA JUICE, SMOKING A HASH CONE...MY BODY IS NOT EVEN CAPABLE OF PRODUCING ANYMORE SEMEN RIGHT NOW. |
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how excellent welcome on board |
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that has to be the most recognizable first posts ever. welcome to the board. |
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Fuckstock for mod. |
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post pix! |
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"your fuck is shit, dickass." <-- genius. you've been here for ages, but welcome anyway. |
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haha quality |
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post. |
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"Your fuck is shit, dickass" a truer word has never been spoken. |
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Your fuckstock is assprone, nutknocker. |
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HOLLAH! |
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you spelt absense wrong |
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YOU NEVER FUCKED 2 HOTTIES. YOU NEVER FUCKED 1 HOTTIE WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? DIDN'T THINK SO. WHERE'S YOUR BENZ PARKED? OH-OH-O WNED ! |
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HAHAHAHAHA welcome :) |
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but.... uhhhhhhhh WE'RE NOT DEAF PLS LOSE THE CAPS |
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tag team back again check it direct it let's begin |
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fo shizzie! you gonna post pix or what? i need to wax my fuckstock. |
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here's a shovel can you dig it fool? |
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I hate that fucking "whoomp there it is" song so i am not really interested in who they be fucking. or what kinda rims they be rolling. |
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BAM! |
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i agree totally |
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Space Ghost: How many times have I told you not to hang that giant beast head from the light grid? Take it home. Put it in your own house. It smells horrible. Zorak: Okay. I promise. (beat) Space Ghost: No you don't! Zorak: Look, Satan is supposed to come pick it up. Moltar: Shyeah, man, we're doin' it for Satan. Space Ghost: Satan. Did I meet him? At, at the open house? Moltar: Yeah, he was the guy, that was tryin' to get you to- kill that girl. Zorak: Yeah, you know, with the necktie. And, uh, crown made of femurs. Space Ghost: Uh, I don't remember him. Zorak: Maybe you didn't see him. Your eyes were all rolled back in your head. Moltar: Yeah, man, and you kept sayin' "Satan, daddy, satan!" Space Ghost: Femurs? |
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I've got it.. construct a robot. Name it Orlando. hanson..................................................... Program it to go and buy a comb for ........................................... an indestructable comb |
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god sake |
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Every topic like this that I come across I intend to brighten with a bit of Space Ghost. |
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this bukkake fest must be stopped! |
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Hahahahahaha. |
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When I read the title of the post, I thought it was about Tag Team of "Whoomp! There It Is!" fame. I'm such a fucking nerd. |
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Space Ghost: You're the inventors of the specially-patented formula for intelligence? Carl: It's only dishwasher liquid, you over-inflated gasbag! Little Carl: (incoherent squeaking) Space Ghost: Uh-huh. And the knowledge crystals? Carl: (Mimicking) "Uh-huh and the knowledge cryst--"? Aquarium gravel. Little Carl: (incoherent squeaking) Carl: (to Little Carl) SHUT! Space Ghost: I, I don't care how you do it. I just know it's working for me! Carl: It doesn't work! It's psychosomatic! It's a placebo! Little Carl: (incoherent squeaking) Space Ghost: Huh, those are big words. Maybe I should wash my hair again. Carl: Noooo!! Can you not comprehend that your ignorance will cause me to explode now? Arrgghhh!!! (Carl explodes) |
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hmm.. i'd think that most would prefer regular 1-on-1 sex.. hopefully you were the tagger, not the taggee.. i mean.. who wants sloppy seconds? |
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MY BROTHER IS LISTENNIG TO MIKE UND RICH ALBUM BY THE TWIN AND KNOB EXPERTEA! CNNAE NUO!BE A RECONIZZBEL CATALYST~! |
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Isn't that guy in your avatar from a really old Ninja Turtles cartoon? |
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yes. 'tis baxter stockman. |
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:O :D! |
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all holes filled with hard cock. |
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and another thing, when does a math problem ever not eventually end up with you and an "absence of semen"? |
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o_O |
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i heard if one of you is porking the butt and the other is shanking the cooch, that you can feel eachothers man parts bumping eachother inside the ho. |
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lol ...in a very jolly holliday season sort of way. |
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but i'm guessing that "she" is a hermaphrodite of some kind, judging from that "100% VIAGRA (SHE POPPED ONE TOO)" remark.. |
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WHAT STUCKFOCK ACUTUALLY DID 2 DAT HOE WUZ SEH WAS MOAHNNEN 4 MORE ALL NITE! BLING BLING - OUT OF SEMEN AGIAN! |
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house nation was much better 'el trago (UK bottom dollar mix)' 2 in a room + OHB, they did the same spanish mixes like tag team, whomp! si lo es |
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i said i want a drink, i said i want a drink, oh i'm going to break your radio. i had no clue about rephlex then. i'm glad i got into them later tho. |
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