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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-23 05:37 [#01002905]
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I was taking out the trash, its about 4am, and I had my keychain around my fingers as I was carrying the garbage bag.
As I hefted it into the dumpster I heard a small 'jingle'...
I reached into my pocket. "my fucking keys!" I actually pushed around through the fucking trash for a while, but with no luck, it was too dark to see, who knows, it could have fallen through the filth never to be seen again. I walked to the local plaid pantry for a flashlight; no flashlight. I walked to the nearby 7-11; no flashlights. I went to a Chevron; no flashlights. I went by Safeway but they don't open until 5am. Accross the street: another Plaid Pantry; no flashlights. Fuck.
I came back and looked in the dumpster again. Well I finally found them sitting inside another bag in the garbage. Fuck, that was horrible. Being locked out at 4AM with no phone and no-one to call anyways is a thing that really sucks.
The end.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 05:38 [#01002909]
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A vacuum cleaner!
YOU FUCKING HAD IT COMING!
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-12-23 05:41 [#01002910]
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x-mas
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-23 05:42 [#01002912]
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Girls when you get them in the right frame of mind.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 05:43 [#01002914]
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Working on christmas eve.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-23 05:52 [#01002926]
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lack of sleep.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:16 [#01002946]
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DYING!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-23 06:18 [#01002949]
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spilling soda on yo'self
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:21 [#01002954]
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falling down a hole
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:22 [#01002955]
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wheee! CRA-Z!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-23 06:22 [#01002956]
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o.m.g. you are such a good hacker, w.t.f.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-12-23 06:23 [#01002957]
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leaches
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:23 [#01002958]
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i've been at work all day, and now, i want"color:yellow"> to go HOME! i b "color:grey">trippin'!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:23 [#01002959]
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whoa! cool!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-23 06:24 [#01002960]
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haha, loser
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 06:30 [#01002963]
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HAHAH!
CRAZY SHIT GOING ON IN MY HEAD RIGHT NoW!
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-12-23 06:46 [#01002967]
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Poor you :(
I remember once I had difficulty closing the passenger door on my car. It turned out to the be the stupid way I'd locked the car's central locking. I'd taken my cousin to watch a hockey game, and I had turned the key in my lock, my side, and when he tried to slam the door, it kept bouncing back. So I went around his side of the car and said "you are not slamming it hard enough", and then tried unlocking from his side.....but no joy. In the end I unlocked from my side, and things were OK.
My concerns were, that my car was brand new, and I didn't have my mobile to phone anyone, and that we'd have to drive back to my house with my cousin holding the door closed from inside somehow!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-23 06:57 [#01002976]
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I probably touched so many horrible things. Aaaaahhhhhhhh! (I also live on campus; children are very disgusting)
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-12-23 06:58 [#01002978]
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You didn't cut yourself on anything did you, 'cos you ought to get some shots if you did.
Have a hot bath and an earlier night tonight, to make up for it! :D
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epohs
from )C: on 2003-12-23 07:01 [#01002979]
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drunken mastah's css skillz.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-23 07:04 [#01002982]
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crazy shit, dat be!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-23 07:25 [#01003019]
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black holes
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rez
from here on 2003-12-23 07:55 [#01003047]
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"color:grey">trippin'!
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