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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:22 [#00977754]
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(this is so odd i had to share this)
I was kinda nervous because it was a mandatory appearence so i had some beers. I had a friend drive because he had to go aswell. It was fun and we were pretty much joking around.
Finally it was my turn. I approached the judge i forgot everything i was going to say so i just kinda blurted out:
"hey....if i say not guilty do i have to wait in the huge ass line"
Then everyone was laughing and the judge was laughing and i didn't get it. While i was talking to this cop about seeing the district att. i was like "hey did i really say that out loud because i was thinking it." we laughed hard and hooked me up and a later court date.
Then i got free VIP deftones tickets and it rocked hard.
I swear i live in a fucking warpzone/vortex.
This court was so laid back. I love it!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:24 [#00977757]
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nice.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-04 21:25 [#00977758]
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muahahahahahahahahhhhhh!!
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:26 [#00977759]
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bwahaha! thats awesome! wish i'd had the balls (or liquid courage) enough to say that when i went to court. I almost shit my pants cuz the cop almost said that when i was pulled over we were all blazed. and defenite props on deftones.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:26 [#00977760]
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what planet are you on again?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:29 [#00977764]
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I blanked out so bad! I had this huge plan. Then i got infront of everyone and i forgot everything except that i was "not guilty".
My perspective was so thrown! The stand was soo soo big and i felt so so little. It looked like the judge was 100,000 feet away. It was a fucking optical illusion!
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:31 [#00977765]
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blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh (howcanresistyoo) blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh (repeat)
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 21:31 [#00977766]
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what'd you go to court for?
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:53 [#00977786]
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COURT?!?
when i went to court a few weeks ago, i got fined twice for the one and same incident. i honestly wanted TO BOMB THE PLACE.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:54 [#00977787]
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New Berlin (wisconsin)
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:55 [#00977789]
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and because of that court experience and many others, as well as run-ins with the cops, that's why i litter all over my state.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:57 [#00977790]
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funny because this was a littering ticket
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-12-04 21:57 [#00977791]
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He didnt know she was nine? never mind.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:59 [#00977795]
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Ha now i have proof that you exsist! i am saving this thread!
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-04 22:00 [#00977796]
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you got mad game.
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 22:04 [#00977800]
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that was good. too good, yes.
and virginurine. you never answered my question, jerk.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:05 [#00977802]
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watch it there pally boy!
My answer is in the form of a follow up to hevquip. ;p
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:06 [#00977803]
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No sean this one is 18.
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 22:07 [#00977804]
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..oh.
welluh. okay, then. *cough*
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:31 [#00977830]
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yeah that's what i thought!! HA! :D
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2003-12-04 22:50 [#00977849]
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Haha, funny story. Phew good thing you had a cool Judge lol.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-12-04 22:58 [#00977852]
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Was an officer of the court your source of the free VIP deftones tickets, or something?
Or is that just an unrelated detail you threw in?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-04 23:22 [#00977868]
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I can't decide if you are Rodney Dangerfield or Batman.
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Smyrma
from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-12-05 01:24 [#00977913]
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Virginpusher: Completely unrelated to your awesome story, but my band might be playing another show this Wednesday. Just FYI.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-05 09:32 [#00978341]
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Cool where at?
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-12-05 10:02 [#00978369]
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and then you woke up right?
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k_maty
on 2003-12-05 10:08 [#00978374]
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how do you get caught littering?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-05 10:12 [#00978381]
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Well they were seen iniit.
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k_maty
on 2003-12-05 10:17 [#00978389]
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at littering ticket is absurd anyway. hell, an asphalt road by itself is fucking litter. THAT destroys the environment more than a paper coffe cup.
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k_maty
on 2003-12-05 10:18 [#00978393]
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fuck. change at to a
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-12-05 10:20 [#00978396]
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i really didnt get caught. the whole thing was bullshit to begin with which is why i said not guilty.
I hope to get the charges dropped
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-12-05 10:31 [#00978406]
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speaking of optical illusions, there went dolleater
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-12-05 11:47 [#00978448]
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NICE!
congratulations this thread brought Dolleater to actually write :P
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Smyrma
from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-12-05 13:12 [#00978513]
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At my school again.
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