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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:22 [#00977754]
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(this is so odd i had to share this)

I was kinda nervous because it was a mandatory appearence so
i had some beers. I had a friend drive because he had to go
aswell. It was fun and we were pretty much joking around.

Finally it was my turn. I approached the judge i forgot
everything i was going to say so i just kinda blurted out:

"hey....if i say not guilty do i have to wait in the huge
ass line"

Then everyone was laughing and the judge was laughing and i
didn't get it. While i was talking to this cop about seeing
the district att. i was like "hey did i really say that out
loud because i was thinking it." we laughed hard and hooked
me up and a later court date.

Then i got free VIP deftones tickets and it rocked hard.

I swear i live in a fucking warpzone/vortex.

This court was so laid back. I love it!



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:24 [#00977757]
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nice.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-04 21:25 [#00977758]
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muahahahahahahahahhhhhh!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:26 [#00977759]
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bwahaha! thats awesome! wish i'd had the balls (or liquid
courage) enough to say that when i went to court. I almost
shit my pants cuz the cop almost said that when i was pulled
over we were all blazed. and defenite props on deftones.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:26 [#00977760]
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what planet are you on again?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:29 [#00977764]
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I blanked out so bad! I had this huge plan. Then i got
infront of everyone and i forgot everything except that i
was "not guilty".

My perspective was so thrown! The stand was soo soo big and
i felt so so little. It looked like the judge was 100,000
feet away. It was a fucking optical illusion!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:31 [#00977765]
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blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh
blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh
(howcanresistyoo) blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh
blrt trt blrt trt oohtrt yehuh
(repeat)


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 21:31 [#00977766]
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what'd you go to court for?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:53 [#00977786]
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS COURT?!?

when i went to court a few weeks ago, i got fined twice for
the one and same incident. i honestly wanted TO BOMB THE
PLACE.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:54 [#00977787]
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New Berlin (wisconsin)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-04 21:55 [#00977789]
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and because of that court experience and many others, as
well as run-ins with the cops, that's why i litter all over
my state.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:57 [#00977790]
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funny because this was a littering ticket


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-12-04 21:57 [#00977791]
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He didnt know she was nine? never mind.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 21:59 [#00977795]
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Ha now i have proof that you exsist! i am saving this
thread!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-04 22:00 [#00977796]
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you got mad game.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 22:04 [#00977800]
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that was good. too good, yes.

and virginurine. you never answered my question, jerk.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:05 [#00977802]
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watch it there pally boy!

My answer is in the form of a follow up to hevquip. ;p


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:06 [#00977803]
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No sean this one is 18.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-12-04 22:07 [#00977804]
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..oh.

welluh. okay, then. *cough*


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-04 22:31 [#00977830]
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yeah that's what i thought!! HA! :D


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2003-12-04 22:50 [#00977849]
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Haha, funny story. Phew good thing you had a cool Judge
lol.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-04 22:58 [#00977852]
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Was an officer of the court your source of the free VIP
deftones tickets, or something?
Or is that just an unrelated detail you threw in?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-04 23:22 [#00977868]
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I can't decide if you are Rodney Dangerfield or Batman.


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-12-05 01:24 [#00977913]
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Virginpusher: Completely unrelated to your awesome story,
but my band might be playing another show this Wednesday.
Just FYI.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-05 09:32 [#00978341]
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Cool where at?


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-12-05 10:02 [#00978369]
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and then you woke up right?


 

offline k_maty on 2003-12-05 10:08 [#00978374]
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how do you get caught littering?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-05 10:12 [#00978381]
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Well they were seen iniit.


 

offline k_maty on 2003-12-05 10:17 [#00978389]
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at littering ticket is absurd anyway. hell, an asphalt road
by itself is fucking litter. THAT destroys the environment
more than a paper coffe cup.


 

offline k_maty on 2003-12-05 10:18 [#00978393]
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fuck. change at to a


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-05 10:20 [#00978396]
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i really didnt get caught. the whole thing was bullshit to
begin with which is why i said not guilty.

I hope to get the charges dropped


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-12-05 10:31 [#00978406]
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speaking of optical illusions, there went dolleater


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-12-05 11:47 [#00978448]
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NICE!

congratulations this thread brought Dolleater to actually
write :P


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-12-05 13:12 [#00978513]
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At my school again.


 


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