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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-26 04:22 [#00966260]
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-26 04:27 [#00966264]
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hahaha :D
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-26 04:29 [#00966267]
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:D
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-26 04:30 [#00966268]
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Why America is called "a peace loving nation"?
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nacmat
on 2003-11-26 04:32 [#00966269]
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I knew them in spanish
mail jokes are universal as I see
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-26 04:37 [#00966278]
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Why do we spend hours hunting for the remote controll when all we need to do is walk over to the TV and press the button?
My don't microsoft errors just tell you straight what the problem is?
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-26 04:38 [#00966280]
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why birds suddenly appear...everytime...you are near?
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-26 04:56 [#00966296]
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Just like me.... they long to be.... close to you xxx
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-26 04:57 [#00966299]
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Ahhhhhhhh.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-26 04:59 [#00966302]
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Why do dolphins swim into those nets?
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optimus prime
on 2003-11-26 05:14 [#00966323]
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why??
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-26 08:47 [#00966523]
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How can the Bible have a hidden message that tells you when the world is going to end? I mean, if the authors knew that the world was ending, why did they bother to write the Bible at all?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-26 08:47 [#00966524]
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Also...
who wrote the Bible?
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ChildrenTalking
from United States on 2003-11-26 08:48 [#00966527]
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is pogo a metaphor for how you'd like to get bounced on? i'm not trying to be mean just wondering
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-26 08:50 [#00966528]
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haha, good one.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-26 08:54 [#00966531]
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children talking, for shame! after all pogo has done for you!
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Rubicon
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-26 08:58 [#00966536]
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why do you never see baby pigeons
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-11-26 10:00 [#00966588]
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I think pigeons just eat and eat until they are large enough to divide and become two.
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Rubicon
from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-26 10:34 [#00966614]
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good theory!
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ChildrenTalking
from United States on 2003-11-26 14:56 [#00966869]
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pogo will have her revenge make no mistake of that
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Crocomire
from plante (United States) on 2003-11-26 15:13 [#00966892]
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why ask why? drink bud dry.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 03:31 [#00967380]
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Because they are them types of birds that when they can fly pretty much as soon as they grow the right feathers..Like automaticly. Then they leave the nest,looking fully grown.But before then , they cudnt leave the nest.hence not seeing them..unless u wander around peeping into nests.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-27 03:55 [#00967404]
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sometimes you can find bubby pidgeons under railway bridges with holes i their heads, but that hardly ever happens.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-28 02:07 [#00968502]
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I'm called pOgO from a system of a down song which I believe is about sex, so you're nearly right I suppose
No revenge is needed here, but I must warn ye, do NOT cross my path again or I will strike down upon the with my mighty sword of omens !
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neetta
from Finland on 2003-11-28 02:14 [#00968504]
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that pigeon thing was in some commercial
also, 'why towels need to be washed? we are clean when we use them.'
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-28 03:03 [#00968548]
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Like my baby pigeon :(
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ChildrenTalking
from United States on 2003-11-28 06:05 [#00968776]
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yo you have a sword? now thats freaky
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k_maty
on 2003-11-28 06:20 [#00968788]
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we r are why. are y are we?
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2003-11-28 06:26 [#00968793]
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if you feed a pigeon bicarbonate of soda, its stomach will burst when it tries to fly because pigeons can neither belch nor pass wind.
the trick is, getting it to eat bicarb in the first place. any suggestions?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-28 06:39 [#00968804]
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tip some onto the floor, and put up a signpost that says 'free food', then hide behind a conveniant boulder.
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2003-11-28 06:42 [#00968806]
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wile-e-coyote style?
that big blue thing was a pigeon?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-28 06:45 [#00968810]
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no it was a roadrunner, but the principal is the same.
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purgruv
from Accrington (UK) - 52nd State (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-11-28 06:57 [#00968826]
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k-maty:
erm, what?
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k_maty
on 2003-11-28 07:01 [#00968830]
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  Â
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-28 07:05 [#00968833]
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they are titles to 2 ae tracks
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2003-11-28 07:42 [#00968892]
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so that was bicarbonate of soda that wile-e-coyote was always trying to get roadrunner to eat?
no wonder he never had any luck. i dont recall the episode when roadrunners stomach burst though.. did i miss that one? or are roadrunners not afflicted by the same design fault as pigeons?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-28 07:53 [#00968905]
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pigeons are evil they deserve everything they get
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acrid milk hall
from United Kingdom on 2003-11-28 07:54 [#00968907]
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loving pigeons is the new hating pigeons
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