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offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2003-11-21 12:53 [#00960231]
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Some of these are extremely old, but they are valid again,
so bring 'em on!

Q When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A When the big hand touches the little hand!

Q What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
A Both have boys pants half off!

Q What do Michael Jackson and tuna have in common?
A They both come in little cans!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-11-21 12:55 [#00960233]
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No, the Wal-Mart one is:

Q Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

A Because he heard boys pants were half off.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-21 12:55 [#00960234]
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HAHAHA!!! omg! This could be the greatest thread ever!!!
:D

*adds to favs

Thanks for the chuckle


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-21 12:55 [#00960235]
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i liked the 1st one


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-21 12:56 [#00960237]
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no3 is sick but made me laugh


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-21 13:00 [#00960242]
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mcdoinalds are making a new burger in his honour made of 40
year old meat between 12 year old buns


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-11-21 13:09 [#00960254]
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giggle


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-21 13:15 [#00960265]
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lol :D


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-21 13:16 [#00960266]
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Those jokes are not funny. Not because they're sick or
because I like Michael Jackson, they're just not funny. I
hate you all.

I liked earthleakage's in the [-Fav harsh track in
2003-]
thread, though. I hate you all except
earthleakage.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-21 13:18 [#00960269]
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And who are you to decide what is funny and what is not, O
Fabien?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-21 13:29 [#00960282]
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Don't ask. Just believe.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-21 13:32 [#00960284]
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what's the difference betwen neil armstrong and micheal
jackson?

one walks on the moon, the other fucks little boys.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-21 13:34 [#00960285]
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haha, the best yet!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-21 14:08 [#00960312]
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!1111 Christ....ohohoohhhhhh.... that
made me laugh my ass off. the other jokes i've heard many
times already.

Then and Now:
Michael Jackson:
1983 - Recording Billie Jean
2003 - Sniffing Billy's jeans


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-21 14:10 [#00960316]
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oh micheal


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-11-21 14:11 [#00960319]
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what's the difference between michael jackson and a plastic
bag?

one's made of plastic and dangerous to children, the other
you put your groceries in.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-21 14:21 [#00960335]
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!111 That was hilarious.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-11-21 14:26 [#00960343]
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what the fuck? that video didn't even make sense! thta's
probably why it's so funny.

well...that and a man eating his own children.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-11-21 14:28 [#00960345]
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what's the difference between mike tyson and michael
jackson?

i could kick michael jackson's ass.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-21 14:36 [#00960350]
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i made that


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-21 14:54 [#00960370]
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Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael
Jackson?
A. I believe you're in my son.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-11-21 15:13 [#00960386]
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how does mj pick his nose??

from a catalogue


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2003-11-21 15:47 [#00960411]
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whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?

acne doesn't start coming on little boys faces till 13


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-11-21 17:30 [#00960573]
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Here's one i just made up:

why does michael jackson like to pork little boys?

because he's a freaky lookin' pervert.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-11-21 17:35 [#00960581]
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ok ok, i got another one:

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. He's got a tiny piano in
one hand and a 13 year old boy's genitals in the other.

the bartender says, "Damn, you are one freaky looking
pervert!"



 

offline polychromatic on 2003-11-21 17:49 [#00960608]
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perfect


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2004-04-22 08:15 [#01155608]
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There are allegations that Victoria Beckham had an affair
last weekend with Michael Jackson.

Jackson has denied this as he says he was in Brooklyn at the
time



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 08:20 [#01155618]
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a
computer?

One is a computer, the other is a human.

******* NOT WORK SAFE *******


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-22 08:20 [#01155619]
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Michael jackson molesting children.

it's hilarious.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-04-22 08:24 [#01155622]
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Michael Jackson and a little boy were walking through the
woods one night when the boy said:

"I'm so scared Michael, where are we going?"

"I don't know what your worried about", said Michael "I've
gotta walk back on my own!"


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2004-04-22 08:27 [#01155626]
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Q. What do you call a man who works with me on an animal
culling exercise and who's father is called Jack?

A. Michael Jackson!
(My-cull Jack's-son)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-22 08:33 [#01155637]
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two men walked into a bar, one ducked


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 09:06 [#01155687]
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America, the only country where a poor black boy can grow up
to be a rich white woman...


 

offline faaip_de_oiad from Sirius (United States) on 2004-04-22 22:48 [#01157063]
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Knock...Knock...

Who's There?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue Who?

Michael Jackson


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-22 22:56 [#01157065]
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oh man i've been looking for that fanta movie i made!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-04-22 23:12 [#01157070]
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its a good one


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-04-23 00:12 [#01157091]
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"Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby from a balcony?

He was punishing him for not finishing his plate of sperm."

-Neil Hamburger (America's Funnyman)


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2004-04-23 00:41 [#01157097]
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"What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the
Empire State Building?

A building that structurally unsound."

-Also Neil Hamburger (America's Funnyman)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 03:32 [#01157184]
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I still have a horrible image of MJ sodomising a young boy
and going OW! as he enters him.

:/


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-23 03:48 [#01157199]
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you have a horrible image, "period"

:)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-23 03:49 [#01157200]
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Something of the later one is extremely old, but silence is
valid,
obtains therefore 'em here ignited! It is the Q if this
bedtime
with the farm of Neverland? If the great hand to interest
the small
one, cosegni! The Q, of that one in the market Michael
Jackson and the
whale that introduces in the communal Earth has them? Both
have the
trousers of the boys to moved absent half with distant! Q,
Michael
Jackson and Thunfisch in the communal Earth that you? Both
enter the
small doses!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-23 03:51 [#01157201]
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haha! I liked this: "Something of the later one is extremely
old, but silence is valid"



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-04-23 03:54 [#01157204]
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Michael Jackson


 


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