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offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:29 [#00959581]
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A father goes to see his son on his wedding day. The father
says to the son "Son, when I got married, the first thing I
did when your mother and I got back to the hotel room was
get her to put my trousers on. Obviously they were too big
for her so I said that I will be wearing the trousers in
this family. That's the way it has been ever since".

Later that evening the son was in the hotel room with his
new bride. He takes his trousers off and asks his bride to
put them on, they are way to big for her. "See, I wear the
trousers in this relationship" says the son "and that's how
its gonna be forever more". His bride smiles, takes off her
knickers and asks the son to wear them. The son readily
agrees and starts putting them on. As he's pulling them up,
they get stuck round his thigh. "I can't get into them" says
the son. The bride replies "and that's how it will be
forever more unless you change your fucking attitude".


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:34 [#00959584]
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hehe

Ceri has purple trowsers everyone! muahaha


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:39 [#00959593]
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It's so fucking dumb... everyone here in England is talking
about the Rugby World Cup like they've always been
interested in it, all because of Wilkinson. I hate the
English for being like that. It's slowing turning into
football.

I really hope it's a good match.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:40 [#00959595]
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ya goin' down Engrish!! :@


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-21 05:43 [#00959597]
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Get with the times Princo- they were binned about 4 months
ago when they got torn for the second time :P


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 05:47 [#00959601]
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what are trousers anyways? Aren't they really just pants?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:47 [#00959602]
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Whatever Groomus! ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:48 [#00959603]
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A gentlemans pants...
frequently ironed.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:50 [#00959605]
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YARRRRRRRRR!

As for the Rugby. I see your point and I agree. I only watch
Rugby because my girlfriend likes it :$


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-21 05:54 [#00959608]
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I only watch Rugby becasue I'm Welsh and I'd be lynch mobbed
by my friends if I didn't.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-21 06:09 [#00959625]
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I don;t like rugby. and I HATE the typical rugby boys out on
the town, standing on tables with their pants round they're
ankles, swinging their dicks and singing (or shouting more
like) crappy rugby songs !

the above is a sterio type btw, but my GOD there's loads of
em out there !



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 06:19 [#00959635]
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peer pressure!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-21 06:21 [#00959638]
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what else do they make you do!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 06:22 [#00959639]
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swallow


 


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