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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:29 [#00959581]
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A father goes to see his son on his wedding day. The father says to the son "Son, when I got married, the first thing I did when your mother and I got back to the hotel room was get her to put my trousers on. Obviously they were too big for her so I said that I will be wearing the trousers in this family. That's the way it has been ever since".
Later that evening the son was in the hotel room with his new bride. He takes his trousers off and asks his bride to put them on, they are way to big for her. "See, I wear the trousers in this relationship" says the son "and that's how its gonna be forever more". His bride smiles, takes off her knickers and asks the son to wear them. The son readily agrees and starts putting them on. As he's pulling them up, they get stuck round his thigh. "I can't get into them" says the son. The bride replies "and that's how it will be forever more unless you change your fucking attitude".
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:34 [#00959584]
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hehe
Ceri has purple trowsers everyone! muahaha
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Chri5py
from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:39 [#00959593]
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It's so fucking dumb... everyone here in England is talking about the Rugby World Cup like they've always been interested in it, all because of Wilkinson. I hate the English for being like that. It's slowing turning into football.
I really hope it's a good match.
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:40 [#00959595]
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ya goin' down Engrish!! :@
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-21 05:43 [#00959597]
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Get with the times Princo- they were binned about 4 months ago when they got torn for the second time :P
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-21 05:47 [#00959601]
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what are trousers anyways? Aren't they really just pants?
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:47 [#00959602]
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Whatever Groomus! ;)
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-11-21 05:48 [#00959603]
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A gentlemans pants... frequently ironed.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 05:50 [#00959605]
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YARRRRRRRRR!
As for the Rugby. I see your point and I agree. I only watch Rugby because my girlfriend likes it :$
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-11-21 05:54 [#00959608]
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I only watch Rugby becasue I'm Welsh and I'd be lynch mobbed by my friends if I didn't.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-21 06:09 [#00959625]
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I don;t like rugby. and I HATE the typical rugby boys out on the town, standing on tables with their pants round they're ankles, swinging their dicks and singing (or shouting more like) crappy rugby songs !
the above is a sterio type btw, but my GOD there's loads of em out there !
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 06:19 [#00959635]
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peer pressure!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-11-21 06:21 [#00959638]
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what else do they make you do!
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-21 06:22 [#00959639]
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swallow
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