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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:07 [#00959208]
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25 years old. I may be a fucking loser, but I'm a fucking loser who finally got some pussy. (about 5 months ago) Masterbation sucks.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 21:08 [#00959210]
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congrats, was it everything you hoped it would be? I know it was for me.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:09 [#00959217]
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It's nice as hell. Too bad she's about to dump me for being too weird.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:13 [#00959222]
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meh - most people never end up with the person they lose their virginity to. The girl i lost my virginity to, back when i was 16, jesus fucking god she could annoy the crap out of me sometimes.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:16 [#00959225]
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still a card carrying member of no sexville.
It gets offered to me every relationship, but there is something fun about turning it down every time.
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2003-11-20 21:16 [#00959226]
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i fucked when i was 11.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:20 [#00959233]
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My girl is a real honest to-goodness Christain type. She has no problem fucking my brains out, but my lack of faith in her lord and savior really disturbes her.
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happy cycling
from berlin on 2003-11-20 21:22 [#00959235]
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it was the sweaty & hot 3.5" lovemouth of my 486SX 25Mhz
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:23 [#00959237]
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For fucks sake why not?
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:25 [#00959238]
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I just like it that way.
The last......3 girls I've dated, expected sex from me. and I've yet to fold.
I'll enjoy a good pole polishing like anyone else, but no sex, no matter how much they ask.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-11-20 21:26 [#00959239]
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lost my virginity when i was 13. im 21 now.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 21:28 [#00959243]
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Is it religeous reasons, power trip, or are you trying to be odd? or other ofcourse...
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:29 [#00959244]
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Once again, why would you disregard the wet and warm pussy? That shit is so fucking tight and slippery; God motherfucking damn pussy kicks shit.
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-11-20 21:30 [#00959246]
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:)
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AlbertoBalsalm
from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2003-11-20 21:31 [#00959247]
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that is so not my motto
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smogk
from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:33 [#00959249]
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who are you guys kidding your all gay so confess. you revolt at the smell of pussy. if i was 25 and didnt fuck yet i start prowling for big titted bitches to rape, in your face dick jiver, ill email you a rubber cock.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:33 [#00959250]
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My girlfriend has a hairy pussy. Tastes good as hell.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-11-20 21:34 [#00959252]
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losing virginty at 13 was good idsay ive learned more than most guys a bit older than me have.
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-11-20 21:35 [#00959253]
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feel free to post any pictures you may have, for research and comparison purposes of course :)
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:35 [#00959254]
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" My dick is small and I want to kill myself out of existential despair. Boo fucking hoo."
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:38 [#00959257]
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I have a thick cock. My girlfriend loves that shit. It is bigger than her wrist. She goes "Oh Oh Oh" when I fuck the dogshit out of her.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 21:39 [#00959258]
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You are soo attractive! even your internet personality is ugly! This isn't a forum for your inadaquecys, It's for helping each other discover new music....
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:41 [#00959260]
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WEEN is the shit. Listening to "the White Pepper" now.
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-11-20 21:41 [#00959262]
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"It's for helping each other discover new music.... "
and porn, don't forget the porn !
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:43 [#00959265]
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I don't masterbate much anymore since I started fucking my girlfriend. Porn is boring - make your own porn.
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smogk
from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:43 [#00959266]
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why dont you make a song about how much of a pervert you are,"oh im an expert on pussy cuse i fucked a girls pussy" just stick to those hairy man asses you know more about you pathetic sac of jizz."ooh i love the taste and smell" your a liar and a fag.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 21:44 [#00959267]
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It's or helping each other discover new dreams. how's that.... ho ho!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 21:46 [#00959269]
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mimi thinks you are ugly and stupid. seriously
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:53 [#00959274]
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Of course, once my current girlfriend dumps me I will be back in the market for some readily avalible pussy and titty action. I love to rub my penis against the soft breast tissue of women.
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2003-11-20 21:54 [#00959276]
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hahaha, this thread alone was worth staying awake for :)
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aron
from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-11-20 21:58 [#00959279]
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i had a friend who lost his virginity when he was 14. he said it was "gross because it was so fresh".
this thread is fucking funny and awesome
that's all.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 21:58 [#00959280]
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if she was a "real" christian she wouldnt be having sex with you at all (until marriage). Why bother calling yourself religious when you don't even care about the tenets of that religion?
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-11-20 21:59 [#00959282]
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not religious, not a power trip, though when I look back, it LOOKS like I had power.
hehe, no, I A) don't need a kid, B) don't need STDs, and C) don't want to worry that much.
When girls gives you a blow job, it's just a blow job, even if she swallows.
If you fuck, then you've FUCKED, and it can get messy.
Girls think it means something if you have sex, but they also think it means something if you say no.
I'm not really saving myself, I just ain't ready to put it in yet.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 22:00 [#00959285]
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In your face Impericus!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 22:00 [#00959286]
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one time my girl and I were two far up on the bed and as I banged, her head would hit the wall. I asked her between thrusts if we should move down a bit, but she told me to keep goin. I can only guess that the pipe in her vag was more attention grabbing than the pain on her head?
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 22:00 [#00959290]
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that was a good feeling ;)
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-11-20 22:03 [#00959293]
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It could be she had more stimulation in her head than her 'tube' but who am I to suggest this nonsense...
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smogk
from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:03 [#00959294]
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dude dickjiver you dont know shit . what are you mimi's father? do your self a favor and fist your fagget asshole you obviously havent been in love with somthing besides your knuckles.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-11-20 22:03 [#00959295]
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STDS ARE COOL
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:04 [#00959298]
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yea listen to smogk he knows what's up, sucka
that "first play" file is 0 bytes... something go wrong? i can give you a different address if necessary.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:08 [#00959300]
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Sex is good. No sex is bad. I don't want to fuck my hand anymore than I have to.
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wimp
on 2003-11-20 22:10 [#00959301]
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I've been in love.... but now I'm in trouble for it.... well, gotta run, see you in Neverland!
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:11 [#00959302]
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My girlfriend's breasts are beautiful. I love to suck her nipples. ( C - Cups)
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-20 22:20 [#00959308]
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yeah man i got in a few bad relationships coz i'm really....intense.... and then swore never to be with a girl again
then i surrendered earlier this year and lost it
fuck women though
i'm so hopeless i want to abort the relationship i'm in now coz it's doing my fucking head in
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 22:25 [#00959311]
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you're right, unless you were the girl I was fucking (you probably wish), you are no one to say. The only head that resulted in stimulation for her was the one on the end of my man meat.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:25 [#00959312]
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I thought you loved her?
weren't you high on this girl not long ago?
what happened?
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-20 22:29 [#00959315]
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yeah but man i'm having problems with my head and she's turning into a cokehead over in england
i think she's prolonging her stay so she can do heaps of coke
and coke makes you fuck
and she's miles away from me
by the time she gets back she'll probably be a dirty crackwhore
she's so beautiful i hate when this shit happens
and she's the one who was telling me "Don't do too many drugs I've had previous bfs go insane on me so pleeeease be careful" so she SMSes me and wakes me up when I'm asleep saying "Oh I've been doing SOOOO much coke" and then saying she can't come home coz she's on a waiting list for a flight and complainaing about being poor all the time.
I'm in the process of getting back with my ex though so if shge fucks around with me too much I can just wait till she gets home and tell her that her services are no longer required.
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wimp
on 2003-11-20 22:29 [#00959316]
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I was in love.... we even slept together..... and played with the elephant man's bones....
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-20 22:38 [#00959322]
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is that her in your avatar? She's a real looker. @_@
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-20 22:39 [#00959323]
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ah, sweet virginity!
you are gone, but not forgotten!
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