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That's me. Michael. |
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ouch, that fuckin sucks man. I hope it works out for ya. |
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Michael Jackson. |
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oh, I'm terribly sorry, its just.. well.. with the hair and the makeup and all I kind of assumed... no offense Mr. Jackson. |
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mr. jackson, may i ask you a personal question? are you now, or have you ever been, the homo-gay? |
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yeah it should work out she still loves me and insists she's not seeing anyone i'm just becoming really unstable at times and it might be best that i leave her coz relationships make me freak out and they make me very upset. i'm really upset about it. I should also mention for fairness that while she's doing a bit of coke i've probably done about 50 times the amount of drugs that she has i only get offended that she tells me she can't come home and i believe that she can. she's been gone 8 months, so i guess the fact that we still even remember each others' names let alone care for each other is a miracle |
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yeah i think it'll work out this is what i'm talking about 2 minutes ago i hates her and now i care for her again i just can't stop changing my mind and feeling different every two minutes. when she gets back we'll have this fucked up relationship....still i know she cares about me enough to say that she wants to have my kids etc (which is kind of scary as i'm only 20...she's 24) so i guess if she cares that much then she can help me when she gets back and it'll all be cool again. we got along like a house on fire when she was here. listen guys sorry for venting all this shit here liek the elephant that took that shit on that guy and killed him; i just need ot type this shit up coz it makes me feel better. thanks |
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this one girl that i used to go out with turned into a dirty crackhead... well, not a crack head, but a nasty drunken druged up mess. it makes me sad to see her these days because she was one of the coolest people i ever knew and we talked for hours everyday, even after we werent going out anymore. now she's just braindead and drugged out and whorish not good at all. some of you might remember my song 'for lissa' that's who it is./ actually she's getting better though i think. that's good but still eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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my ex turned into a drunken rock whore but she's a lot better now she's really cool now and she's the one who i might be hanging out with and eventually screwing. coz both of us are in a similar situation and we both like sex but never did it when we went out (she was one of the disasters) |
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Well, Tibbar, let's just say that Billy Jean is not my lover. Nor any other women for that matter. I tell those dames to "beat it!" All the "she's" are out of my life! Now, this may come as a thriller to some of you, but whenever I see a little Osh-Gosh wearin', juicebox drinkin', "is your house really an amusement park?" askin' boy...well, frankly, I wanna be startin' somethin'! I mean, it's just human nature. I just can't stop loving them. The way they make me feel. I look at the man in the mirror and think "who is it? who's bad?" Oh, Tibbar. Do you remember the time? In the closet? Will you be there? But I will heal this world, child by child. I will shout from the rooftops, "Children, give in to me! Don't scream. All of you, you rock my world! I won't stop till I get enough!" http://members.aol.com/valsadie2/mjinfo.htm Holy shit, does this guy not have the discography of a pedophile... |
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hahahah, that was well done. |
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hey od, maybe it's none of my business, and I've never done drugs before, so I don't know specifics, but you say you're fucked up in the head or something, and your parents wanted to get you to see a psychiatrist... maybe you should stop it with the drugs... at least cut back on them... look, seriously I read stuff on here about people doing drugs, and I'm seriously waiting to hear something about someone overdosing... something like when Cabbog died, except it'll be by overdose... Cocaine is pretty crazy man... I ain't going to tell anyone to stop doing drugs (in my opinion doing them is stupid though) but please be careful... we don't need any more members dieing... |
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about the virginity thing, well Mr. Happy still has yet to take the plunge... he doesn't want to with just anyone either... I want to at least be in love with a girl before I have sex with her... it's a special thing in my opinion, and casual sex just degrades it... I can always stroke the man meat whenever I get horny!! And when I find that special girl, well we'll do the funky chicken then! |
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Oh man I've only ever doen coke once, it's shit. I do a lot of dexxies and speed and Es. I'm not gonna lie and say "I could stop if I wanted to" coz it'd be real hard. I'd be falling asleep at 2am on weekends etc and it'd just feel liek I wasn't having as much fun which is very very very sad, I know. I probably will get myself in trouble one day but that's just the way my life goes. If my girl gets back and we're all happy and shit then I'll have her to keep my busy and we'll probably both slow down, but yeah that's why I don't like her telling me when she does drugs - coke is bad shit and it makes me upset when I hear she does a lot of it. |
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funkmaster- my thoughts exactly, im with you there man. |
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= awsome. |
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good on you |
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Anyone who is still a virgin over the age of 20 has serious mental problems. |
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you should say that |
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I should think they have more than mental problems; like not being able to get laid. |
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*rolls eyes* |
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Mine was taken by Michael Jackson. I was but 10. He said he didn't normally go for the older type but I looked young for my age. |
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I was 15 when I lost my virginity and 13 when I had by fist kiss |
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fist? |
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i love it when we share... |
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the misses in your avatar, is she a porn star or something? Damn her bounce is hypnotic! |
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for the millionth time funk...... it's anna ohura, and yes she's a porn star |
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wow, she has beautiful hair!! ;) |
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that's not cool/noble, or whatever else you're going for. jesus is laughing at you. you're a douchebag 17. |
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I got a blowjob in first grade ahahah.. of course, it didn't really do anything then.. |
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Are you double jointed? |
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hahah oops O_o *first |
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Wtf? Cabbog died!? when did this happen? how?? man this sucks tit. |
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btw, all I can say is that everyone I've ever talked to who does drugs (including myself) was totally antidrug before they tried it, and it changed their lives/perceptions entirely. No matter what you have read, you really don't have any idea what it is like until you try it. |
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i lost my virginity on the local municipal golf course. hole 10, dog-leg to the left, the bunker behind the green |
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you got humped by the bunker, eh? damn those sex-crazed inanimates. |
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2nd grade HA! BEAT THAT. well sorta... |
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it gets worse - i wasn't even a member |
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NO! how embarrassing! |
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True but I'm not personally willing to take the risk of mind-fuck so I'm staying well away. I'll just have to make do with Philip K Dick instead :) |
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Yeah, it's like they say... a mind is a terrible thing to fuck. The only things I do are pot (now about once or twice a month) and shrooms pretty much any chance I get (because they only come around very rarely so every chance still means like twice a year), so I share the sentiments many have about hard drugs. |
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school is what is really important to me.. I quit my everyday weed shenanigans once I came to college. |
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.... and it was actually easy to quit than I thought. Well, not exactly quit, but slow down majorly. |
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25 and STILL A VIRGIN, bwhahahahah... |
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i lost my virginity at the age of 0 come to think of it |
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17 she was 24 |
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and she called you roy the toy boy from detroit! |
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17. it was like, "unhh unhh uh uh unghh.. phhorrfff." |
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virginity regained |
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no comment |
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