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offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:08 [#00935206]
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Yesterday i felt really sick so i came home,and i've been
throwing up since.But then i ran out of stuff to throw up i
guess so i had al watery shit and it kept hurting..so I've
eaten fod for the stupid bugmajig to throw out...but i can't
seem to throw up now.But i realllly feel like i need to ,
like so badly,it's all bubbly in my stomache and shit....

i've tried everything from milk and orange juice to runny
porridge....

PLEASE!! help!! lol , i feel all crappy and i know it will
go away if i just puke....

any ideas?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-05 05:11 [#00935209]
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trust me warm very salty water


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-11-05 05:12 [#00935211]
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ginger helps if you feel sick! Or smoke one..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-05 05:12 [#00935214]
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stick your finger, or something else, in your mouth and
touch your tongue as far back as you can... that always
causes you to urge... whenever I brush my teeth, and I brush
my tongue a bit, I always urge a few times from touching it
too far back...


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-11-05 05:12 [#00935215]
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fresh orange/grapefruit juice, the more sour, the better.
you really have to fuck up the PH balance in your stomach,
so sour foor and drinks should do it.

it'll make your puke more gross though


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-11-05 05:13 [#00935216]
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*foor = food


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-11-05 05:13 [#00935217]
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castor oil, cod liver oil etc...anything disgusting
tasting/smeling that will also lubricate the passage as it
goes down to minimize the inflamation and soreness...


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-11-05 05:14 [#00935218]
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ah, the reason why i love these boards; helping people to
puke.

i know where to come now.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-11-05 05:14 [#00935219]
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Feeling sick? Try ginger



 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:14 [#00935220]
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salt water?Eugh!!!!...tho i tmay just work!

i have no ginger :( that one seems to be the nicest option
so far...

Funk, No matter how many times i try that never works...i
think im lacking in gag relflexex cause my mate once
challanged this and put a stick down my throat and i still
didnt gag and he had this long stick all the way
down.lol...so yeah - that won't work!! thanks anyways!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-05 05:16 [#00935224]
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salt water will work


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:16 [#00935225]
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I'm thinking of making a big combo drink of like , orange
milk branston pickle,oil and all othger shit i can
find....and drinking that ....tho i fear the worst if i do
that..??


 

offline diablo on 2003-11-05 05:16 [#00935226]
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A very useful talent, that


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:17 [#00935228]
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Lol , yeah - so i've been told...
*halo tings*


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-05 05:17 [#00935229]
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raw eggs


 

offline boket from Australia on 2003-11-05 05:20 [#00935234]
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have you tried listening to craig david? works for me.


 

offline boket from Australia on 2003-11-05 05:21 [#00935236]
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have you tried listening to craig david? works for me.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:24 [#00935237]
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LOL....I would rather feel like my stomache is melting than
listen to that shit....

I like ur av...


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-11-05 05:29 [#00935240]
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www.scatlovers.com <- your solution


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-05 05:29 [#00935241]
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just watch some hardcore japanese porn... damn that stuff is
sick!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-11-05 05:34 [#00935248]
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dam i hate vomiting, last time i did was when my little
brother was born, which was back in 1990, 13 years ago..


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-05 05:34 [#00935249]
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- turn on some merzbow really loud
- turn on stroboscope
- run around in circles making yourself dizzy
- rub your throat


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:36 [#00935250]
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lol , what a way to come into the world...


 

offline AK47 on 2003-11-05 05:44 [#00935262]
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I have used gastrolite (it replenishs the minerals and salts
in your body), see if you can find something to help ease
your symptons, it can take a week to recover otherwise as
the last thing you need to do right now is vomit...and I am
a prime example of alchol poisoning...take care


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 05:46 [#00935263]
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I haven't been drinking!!! I just keep puking everywhere! No
headache,no pain , no sore throat or blocked
nose...nothing..i just keep throwing up...

And what's gastrolite???

thanks,will do :D


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-11-05 05:48 [#00935265]
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Go to the chemist and get some Milk of Magnesia. That should
settle your stomach. Puking won't make you feel any better.
The only time that works is if you've been drinking.


 

offline AK47 on 2003-11-05 05:57 [#00935271]
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gastrolyte info from Drugs.com, it works for diahorrea
as well and any condition that depeletes the essential
chemicals, salts and minerals from the body as well as
dehydration as it often occurs with puking. As Jonesy says
go to the pharmacy they will sort you out whatever is right
for you.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 06:20 [#00935291]
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Will do!
*wanders out of house to go to chemist *

:D


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-05 06:24 [#00935295]
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What are you suggesting? ;P


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-05 17:27 [#00936346]
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omg you have no gag reflex?

I......can't think of anything appropriate to say...!!!!


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2003-11-05 17:42 [#00936352]
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Taste Dextromethorphan HBr powder. Just thinking about that
taste makes me queasy.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-05 17:53 [#00936358]
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i'm gonna drink dex this weekend for the first time
lets hope i dont die!


 

offline wimp on 2003-11-05 17:53 [#00936359]
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When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I kept throwing up blood
and bile. My stomach is very weak, and the painkillers got
me terribly nauseas and started a weird cycle where I'd
throw up anything that went in me. So eventually, to my
misfortune, I had to take a suppository. Sucked. Hopefully
that's not your case.


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-11-05 18:08 [#00936370]
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finger rulzz.
boket, you got nice avatar


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-05 19:32 [#00936480]
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I saw tis thread and HAD to post. I'm not one to laugh at
peoples missfortunes but the title made me piss my pants !

uuuuummm....... loads a soup. You can eat it quick and it
fills you up.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-05 21:10 [#00936670]
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just drink drink drink until you vomit

i've done this a few times



 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2003-11-05 22:07 [#00936714]
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reading that almost made me throw up


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-05 22:11 [#00936716]
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peekaboo!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-05 22:13 [#00936718]
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W T F !!!!!!!!?????? why oh why did you do that? C'mon
nigel! That wasn't even fair because i wasn't even ready!
>:(

:D!!! hahaha fuck!

Anyways anon, i'll help you puke but i gotta stick my finger
down your thoat :P


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-05 22:14 [#00936723]
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i like how it's censored


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-05 22:16 [#00936726]
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If this image is burned into my head later then i am going
to have to shake my fist at you while cursing!


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-05 22:18 [#00936727]
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Start thinking,


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-05 22:19 [#00936728]
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about me,


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-11-05 22:19 [#00936729]
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dancing in a z - string.


 

offline dethpeel on 2013-03-23 00:04 [#02452409]
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DUBturbo,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-06 03:04 [#02596357]
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milkytracker;


 


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