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As a Catholic I see it as my duty to relay this urgent message from the Vatican. |
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thanks! |
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abstinence is the only way! |
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word |
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just don't have sex haha |
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Is there a Jonesy Jr on the way then? |
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I guess it depends what you use them for |
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Of course not. I'm not married yet. |
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hey! condoms work! they prevent diseases and pregnancy! especially when your dick isn't working when it's wrapped |
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How many people on here actually use them? I don't. In fact, I've only used one once. Virgins please disregard. |
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Would they work if they were really tight and make your cock look like an oversized sausage? |
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I suppose I can say I use them. But more often than not we don't. I prefer my cock wet. |
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Using a condom means you can get 'bad AIDS'. If you don't you might catch 'good AIDS' but that's it. |
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I use them and they work great |
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Then go fuck a tap. |
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I think that would work. Probably by making you infertile. Jaffa! |
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Hmmmmmm, could be a bit rough. |
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Well there's a worry. They're painful as well at times. So fucking tight round the knob. |
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I fucked my neighbour's German Shepherd without a condom and now I punctuate all my sentences with a bark. |
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maybe you should eat the condoms instead. |
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I just hate how we can never have a serious conversation around here. |
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Me too. Life's too short to be silly and puerile. |
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this would be serious... |
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ditto but the flavoured ones disturb me |
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I have disciplined myself to use them every time after serious diseases in my previous harem |
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kill the pope |
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I don't think he's long for this world anyway. |
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better yet, nuke the whole vatican state. what a bunch of retards.. |
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I hate them I never use them I've practised into one once to see what it was liek and it was bullshit let me tell you. I don't have to use them with my girl though! She needs tablets TO get preggers (or something I don't give a shit). 100/10! can't get any better than her! |
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condoms don't work when you try to use them as grenades, or any other explosive weapons for that matter. condoms don't work either when you try to use them as airbrushes. |
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used condoms are water baloons....or random projectiles |
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condoms make good hats... the ones I wear do anyways... |
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They just you worse and I I hope I'll see your face again |
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