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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 04:41 [#00895537]
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As a Catholic I see it as my duty to relay this urgent
message from the Vatican.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-10-09 04:42 [#00895538]
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thanks!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-09 04:42 [#00895539]
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abstinence is the only way!


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-10-09 04:48 [#00895542]
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word



 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-10-09 04:49 [#00895543]
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just don't have sex

haha


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 04:52 [#00895548]
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Is there a Jonesy Jr on the way then?


 

offline xceque on 2003-10-09 04:54 [#00895549]
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I guess it depends what you use them for


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 04:55 [#00895550]
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Of course not. I'm not married yet.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-10-09 04:56 [#00895552]
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hey! condoms work! they prevent diseases and pregnancy!
especially when your dick isn't working when it's wrapped


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 04:58 [#00895554]
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How many people on here actually use them? I don't. In fact,
I've only used one once. Virgins please disregard.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 04:58 [#00895555]
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Would they work if they were really tight and make your cock
look like an oversized sausage?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 05:01 [#00895557]
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I suppose I can say I use them. But more often than not we
don't. I prefer my cock wet.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 05:01 [#00895558]
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Using a condom means you can get 'bad AIDS'. If you don't
you might catch 'good AIDS' but that's it.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-10-09 05:01 [#00895559]
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I use them and they work great


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 05:02 [#00895560]
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Then go fuck a tap.


 

offline xceque on 2003-10-09 05:02 [#00895561]
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I think that would work. Probably by making you infertile.
Jaffa!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 05:03 [#00895563]
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Hmmmmmm, could be a bit rough.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-09 05:04 [#00895565]
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Well there's a worry. They're painful as well at times. So
fucking tight round the knob.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 07:46 [#00895773]
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I fucked my neighbour's German Shepherd without a condom and
now I punctuate all my sentences with a bark.


 

offline jenf from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-10-09 07:46 [#00895775]
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maybe you should eat the condoms instead.


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-10-09 07:47 [#00895777]
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I just hate how we can never have a serious conversation
around here.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 07:50 [#00895782]
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Me too. Life's too short to be silly and puerile.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-10-09 07:53 [#00895783]
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this would be serious...


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offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-09 07:54 [#00895785]
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ditto but the flavoured ones disturb me


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-10-09 07:55 [#00895787]
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I have disciplined myself to use them every time after
serious diseases in my previous harem


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-09 08:05 [#00895804]
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kill the pope


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-10-09 08:05 [#00895805]
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I don't think he's long for this world anyway.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-09 08:06 [#00895806]
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better yet, nuke the whole vatican state.
what a bunch of retards..


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-09 08:10 [#00895814]
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I hate them I never use them I've practised into one once to
see what it was liek and it was bullshit let me tell you.

I don't have to use them with my girl though! She needs
tablets TO get preggers (or something I don't give a shit).
100/10! can't get any better than her!


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-09 08:22 [#00895835]
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condoms don't work when you try to use them as grenades, or
any other explosive weapons for that matter.

condoms don't work either when you try to use them as
airbrushes.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-09 08:39 [#00895870]
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used condoms are water baloons....or random projectiles


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-09 08:57 [#00895876]
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condoms make good hats... the ones I wear do anyways...


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-10-09 09:01 [#00895879]
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They just you worse and I
I hope I'll see your face again


 


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