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So there is this person whom is unknown that calls my house from time to time and hangs up. Maybe this has happened to you or maybe not. Well this story will be different. It has been happening for months recently and just within the hour it happened 4 times. This poor sap forgets to block his number and i now have his name, address and detailed directions on how to get to his house (which isn't that far from me) I am going to run a mission down there tonight and scope out the scene and check up on who this character might be. I plan on fucking up his program. Any suggestions? |
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oooooh, that sounds exciting. all covert and stuff. ------- 100 to 1 it turns out to be some old fart who is trying to call his grandson... |
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Cut the power lines to his house. |
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phone him from time to time and hang up. |
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blow the whole naybahood to hell |
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Burn his house and kill his potential children while raping him. Then send him to jail. That will teach this bastard. |
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be careful - maybe he's a mental case |
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HULK SMASH!@@@@!#!#!!!! |
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direct your home phone to a cellphone. go over to his house, hide under the window. when he calls you, stand in front of the window. he'll hear the cellphone beeping. when he looks at you, smile widely and wave at him. on the other hand, it could be a very shy Penthouse-pet. |
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Take your phone reciever with you, and then when he answers the door, say ''IT'S FOR YOU, BITCH''! and knock him out. |
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according to the phone book there are two names listed at the same address but with different numbers. His number doesn't come up as his name although in the phone book it is listed as "joe smith". The name listed has a different number. What i get out of this is that he is a son and the parents got him this seperate line which would explain the different first name. Two. He can't be that old because he forgets to block his number. Nlogax, thanks for the considerate thoughts. I plan on having a team assembled of no less then five excluding myself. I mean if you are going to do something do it right. I'll keep you guys posted and i'll take pictures if i decide to take this to a higher level. keep the suggestions coming. lol@dariusgriffin |
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knock on the door and if he answers tell him "please stop calling my house from time to time and hanging up." |
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hehe looking forward to that! |
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this is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass! |
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Phase two: --------------------------- I will be getting picked up shortly. I am going to go scope out the situation. I plan on talking to a few "gentlemen" about this situation. I will have a plan posted in advance. Not only does he call and hang up but i always happen to be trying to catch a nap when he pulls this off. I am going on two hours of sleep within the last two to three days. I am currently not feeling like an understanding person to say the least. I got my steeltoe boots and hatebreed's "perserverence" CD pumping. i am ready. :) |
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run in and kidnap him. you can use any standard duct tape available from home depot to creat a magnificent silencing barrier. it also binds there hands and feet quite well to avoid any sort of damaging backlash. 3 people should be enough to load the body into the back of the van. then, you can take a regular straight razor, available at any local arts and crafts store, and slowly slice away the ...hold on somebody's at the door. |
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get some friends and while he is sleeping crazy glue the shit out of his windows and doors so he kan't get out. maybe not crazy glue somehting better i dunno.....THEN cut the power to his house and the phone....mwahahahahahaa |
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Best. Thread. Ever. I feel like i'm living an action film thru soon's eyes |
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WHATEVER YOU DO, do it NINJA style and leave no trace, and use lots of smoke bombs, it spices things up |
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ofcourse the outcome of all of this will be kind of disappointing. |
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break his face in half |
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That's not very sXe of you Ophecks |
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gold! I'd like something more brash. like call his house, and then drop down the chimney, kick him in the shins, then run away crying. |
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take a dump on his front porch. then ring the doorbell and run away. |
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soooooo..... updated? |
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Man, that sounds like some cool stuff could've happened. Personally I'd have hidden a tape deck or something under his house and have taped loads of kids screaming and cryng onto it. Then set it to go off in the middle of the day when they're not there. Spray Paedo across their house too. Really fuck 'em up, Nlogax: Nice place you're from :) |
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1. find out who he is and if you know him 2. be subtle, don't go in for the kill straight away 3. be careful, he might be nuts and decide to kill, so don't let him know what you're up to whatever. if the pigs get involved you don't want to be seen as weird as him 4. slowly drive him to distraction so he forgets about being a dick to you 5. be more intelligent than him at all times |
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you never know it might be a girl stalking you... like a really pretty one with massive tits! |
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So... what's the body count at so far, Soon? |
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go there, kill everybody except him, call the police and then beat the shit out of yourself fight club style |
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Make sure there's only one person who lives there- you don't want to go threatening their wife/dad/kid/etc. once you find who it is, get a group of friends together and go over there just before dawn and give them a "talking to". |
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That's a good point.. |
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Yes a talking to with a knife in the gut...do it...if he has a wife do her first as a warning. Then it will be more exciting sneeking up on him to stick him because he will be expecting you :D |
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Don't give any hint to him on the phone you have his name and number- you don't want to give him time to prepare. |
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niccce. |
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You can tell you're welsh :P! |
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This thread appears to have brought out the violent side amongst many xltronicers. |
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Don't make me cut your head off like a ninja. *guitar wails in the background* |
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make a point in a bed sheet tie it over him so he cant get out duct tape his mouth so he cant talk and drop him off in a black area |
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i bet the psycho phone caller caught soon on his ninja mission and now has him locked up in his basement. |
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lol true hes probley left him down there with a mobile phone for company with just in-coming call |
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it rubs teh lotion on it's skin |
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hahahaha that was hilarious qrter. :D good one. |
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The kids name is tom. He lives with his parents. I will leave their names out of this. I believe that is all that is there. You guys are giving some sound advice. The only reason I have not acted yet is because there are far too many options and questions i have. I am also letting some time pass to acquire information. So far it appears that i do not know him. I asked my youngest brother if he had seen that number before or remembered the address. He didn't, so i took it a step further and looked in his grade school directory to see if that family name was listed, it was not. I can't even remotely think of a person at my old high school that would have this last name. Or this location. People from my school lived around a certain area. People from his area mostly went to schools around his location. Which pretty much confirms that he must know me (if he even does) through a mutual friend or acquaintance. |
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Do you deal with the public in your job? Is it possible you could have annoyed/offended a customer and they're doing this as revenge? Have you considered telling his parents what he has been up to? That'd probably put an end to it... |
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do like i did when my schools director fucked me over.. buy super strong glue, glue all the locks to his house other suggestions - sign him up to porn magazines - order 20 pizza's - get a can of tar and paint the windows black - print the text 'stop it or your pet dies' 200 times and throw the sheets of paper through his entire street |
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.. no my ideas are MUCH better |
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I have many ideas as to what i would like to do. What slows me down is this: If i attack/threaten him and make mention that he has been calling my house. He might only be doing this to just me. He might know who i am and he might retaliate. I think this would be great to get like 10-15 people dressed in black with masks and "interrogate" him and act all professional. On the other hand i am probably fuck up his house "high school" style tonight. This would be just as an added bonus. Like egg his house and poor paint thinner on the cars and toilet paper the trees. I haven't done shit like that in more than 5 years. I mainly wonder if he actually knows me or if this is random. Either way i'd bet i am more of a sick fuck than he could hope to be. I am also apprehencive about taking picutes to post here about what happens. I think that'd be neat, like mounting a deers head in your home. It would be a testament to my achievements. IMO this kid has no idea what he has been getting himself into. As i write this i still want to fucking handicap his ass for waking me up. |
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my moms ex-husband did this calling-haning-up rutine for 1 year straight... |
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nail him! randomly attacking people sucks... and if you arent a random victim its still a lame way of getting your attention dont forget to post pics of it too :D teach him a lesson |
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