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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-19 14:21 [#00870407]
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1) fleetmouse needs liquor



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-19 14:22 [#00870408]
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2) rockenjohnny canes


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-09-19 14:23 [#00870409]
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3)pomme de terre is wearing latex gloves


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-19 14:24 [#00870410]
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why does phobia never spill his drink?

because he's 'throw-beer-zero'


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-19 14:25 [#00870413]
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sorry


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-19 14:25 [#00870414]
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4) rockenjonny needs to go to bed


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-19 14:26 [#00870416]
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ohhhhh


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-19 14:28 [#00870417]
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5) Nelly has no discernable talent.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-19 14:30 [#00870418]
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5) shiiiiiiiiiit


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-19 14:30 [#00870419]
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oh fuck


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-19 14:31 [#00870420]
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6) Double shiiiiiiiiiiiit


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-19 14:32 [#00870422]
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Seriously,

7) Money doesn't make the world go round, the earth axis
does.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-19 14:32 [#00870423]
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8) Recycle likes to say NO ! a lot.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-09-19 14:33 [#00870424]
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everything is math


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-19 14:34 [#00870425]
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9) bill's not leaving


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-19 14:36 [#00870426]
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10) i will never amount to anything

*sniff*


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-09-19 14:40 [#00870427]
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11) this MB is a good waste of time


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-09-19 14:41 [#00870429]
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11) Some truths found here...


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-09-19 14:48 [#00870432]
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13 ) I once masterbated to a Bett Middler picture


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-19 14:58 [#00870437]
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14) The thread should end there


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-09-19 14:59 [#00870438]
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Crocomire is the least popular poster.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-09-19 15:03 [#00870440]
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15) 5 out of 3 people don't understand fractions.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-19 15:59 [#00870481]
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That's because half of them are below average!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-19 16:00 [#00870483]
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ok ok got some liquor in me - well one beer - now I'm off
downtown to get my Aphex

HURRY HURRY HURRY RACE TO THE GRAVE


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-09-19 17:43 [#00870582]
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16) I've said some stupid shit on this board.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-09-19 18:23 [#00870600]
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17) Bjork rules


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-19 18:55 [#00870634]
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the Bjork song


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-19 18:58 [#00870638]
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18) George W. Bush doesn't.


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-09-19 22:48 [#00870835]
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19) The way to a man's heart is not food..... but through
his penis..... BTW.... can anyone give me penis exam.....
just checking


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-09-19 22:48 [#00870836]
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I'm wated and just wanted to type the word penis..... thank
you for your patience..... :P


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-09-19 22:49 [#00870838]
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wasted.... see ?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-19 22:59 [#00870852]
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20) I'm going to die alone


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 01:25 [#00870892]
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21)i feel like i have the worst hang-over , and i haven't
been drunk ...tho i have been drinking.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-20 01:27 [#00870893]
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22) you can fit a whole melon in a cats ass


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 01:33 [#00870894]
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thats acctually so discusting i don't think i can resist the
urge to puke any longer.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-20 01:37 [#00870895]
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woo hoo

1 down 15 to go


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 01:44 [#00870899]
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everything smells gross now.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-20 01:45 [#00870900]
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mmm carrot soup :D


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 01:52 [#00870903]
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oh god i hate you right now ... *fishts vomit climbing up
throat*

the worst thing is im going into town with all my friends
and they'll want fast food:(

eugh , Mcdonalds


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-09-20 02:17 [#00870918]
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ah dont get makyd geta nice greasy bacon sarnie with a fried
egg on top

mmm


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2003-09-20 02:21 [#00870922]
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HAHAHA earthleakage is only one that made me laugh.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-20 02:26 [#00870926]
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23) we arre borrn with nothing and we die with nothing, and
we go thrrough life with nothing.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 02:29 [#00870928]
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You just had to do it! runny,greasey eggs and meat - YUCK!
luckily my stomache is now empty and im not planning on
eating.anything.all day. - so i have nothing left to throw
up , so nerrrr niki ner ner! :P


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 02:31 [#00870930]
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Im glad ur feeling happy today mr.presley...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 02:36 [#00870936]
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ginger people are a minority.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-20 02:36 [#00870937]
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it makes a nice change.

and damn you arre up earrly! i know i'm up, but i
had plans. what is yourr excuse?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-20 02:38 [#00870938]
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i've sparrked up a kinda frriendship with a gingerr guy, but
it will neverr be morre than a kinda frriendship, can't
brring myself to walk down the strreet with the gingerr
cunt.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 02:42 [#00870941]
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i have a ''hang-over'' - thats why im up so early,its hard
to sleep when you need to throw up every few mins or so.
Plus i too had plans for later on today .. and i wanted to
have a shower but my mums in bed and the showers in her room
so i can't have one yet :( ...

i LOVE ginger hair ... with a passion.
(no joke)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-20 02:47 [#00870942]
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'the showers in her room' haha interresting. is it that the
showerr is in the bedrroom orr the bathrroom is herr
verrsion of a bedrroom?



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-20 02:49 [#00870943]
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I don't blame you.


 


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