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offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 00:52 [#00847419]
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an obsession of child-like idiots who never get any older,
mentally.........

or

the ultimate achetype of all the great super
heroes(gilgamesh, zarathustra, superman, enoch, horus,
jesus, buddha, moses, maskull, etc. etc.....)............?

discuss......

Akkad



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-03 01:03 [#00847421]
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willy wanker


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 01:09 [#00847422]
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you rock!

Akkad


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-03 01:13 [#00847423]
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i like the part where they blow up the fat kid or something

fat kids make me want to kick them


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 01:21 [#00847427]
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kids make fat to want kickings........

read the book you bastard!

but you are the thing Willy wants to
destroy........................

Akkad


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-03 01:30 [#00847431]
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Willy Wonka deals with the most imporant personal question
of all, are you a sell out or not.......


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-09-03 02:01 [#00847435]
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more like are you a greedy cunt or not


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-03 02:02 [#00847436]
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i like him


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 02:16 [#00847439]
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yes, Willy did not sell out, he hid in his factory with all
of his little oompa loompa friends(or slaves) and made some
wicked ass wierd chocolates, without a
girlfriend...........

He probably imported thai women.....

and he fucks up any idiots that come into his factory......

I like him as well.........

Akkad


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-09-03 02:18 [#00847440]
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i think willy is a perv


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 02:19 [#00847441]
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nope........

Akkad


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-09-03 02:20 [#00847442]
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maybe he is just mentally derange


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-09-03 02:21 [#00847443]
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where is your pic bunny avatar?


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 02:31 [#00847450]
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i have a bunny in my avatar.........

Akkad


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 02:32 [#00847451]
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and Willy is the epitome of all genius'......

true children at heart.......

and wizards......

Akkad


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-03 02:38 [#00847454]
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I love it.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-09-03 04:17 [#00847497]
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I want to ride his boat through that tunnel, then I want to
enlarge a hot pocket on his wanka vision.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-09-03 04:18 [#00847498]
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oh and then i want to ride the hsaw aknaw nekked.


 

offline diablo on 2003-09-03 04:20 [#00847500]
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the
dreams


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-03 04:25 [#00847503]
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Willy Wonka is the ultimate Pimp


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-09-03 04:25 [#00847504]
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A little nonesense now and then is relished by the wisest
men!


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-03 04:30 [#00847510]
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Proof:


Attached picture

 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-09-03 04:35 [#00847512]
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I think Wonka might have stumbled across the forumula for
LSD while trying to create the ever lasting gobstopper.
Noone could have played wonka better than gene wilder,
except maybe richard pryer


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-09-03 05:11 [#00847553]
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The author was baptised just round the corner from me. I may
go walk to the Norwegian church right now in my lunch hour
and ponder your question. How cool will that be?


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-09-03 08:20 [#00847741]
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I like the beginning when he walks up to the gate and his
walking stick gets stuck between the pavement.
Wonka walks on like he doesnt notice the stick is missing
and falls over, morphing his fall into some kind of salto.

He seems like a free thinker to me, not limiting himself in
what he can do.

-C-


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-09-03 08:21 [#00847743]
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Atop!

holy shit dude, welcome back.


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 10:05 [#00847898]
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a fantastick and fun Howard Hughes.....

the book destroys the film, but the new Tim Burton one will
be fun.......

Depp as Wonka........

Akkad


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-03 10:09 [#00847906]
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i like on the family guy... the pantuket pat beer
brewery...

and they do a wonka parody.

instead of wonka falling over... there is a drive by
shooting, by cheech (or chong?). hehehehe

"aw, dont I get an umpa lompa song?"

*plays flute*

"umpa lump-" *kicks peter in the shin*

"ahhhhh, sh ahhhhhhh.... shhaahhhhhh sh-"


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-03 10:12 [#00847910]
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i rekon willy wonka is soo much like richard, in the way
that wonka makes kick ass candy while rich makes kick as
tunes, and they are both reclusive mental fucks


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2003-09-03 10:49 [#00847968]
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yes, exactly! Richard and Wonka are similar archetypes....

and I saw that episode Zeus and was on the floor..........!

and thanks Pomme....whoever you are?

Akkad


 


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