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I have this verry uncanny feeling that my left testicle is rrising into me. It's not, but it feels like it is and I can't get the awfulness of it to stop. |
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I thought you all might like to know. But don't you find bodies strrange the way sometimes forr no rreason at all they can hurrt orr ache. |
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Congradulations, you are impregnating yourself. In the meantime check out www.webmd.com |
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can you put tape around your sack to hold it in place |
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Do not, I repeat DO NOT post a picture of that. I feel like I really know you now though. |
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"If you cannot feel one or both testicles while performing TSE, contact your health professional" Haha I bloody would contact my health prrofessional. |
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what is tse? |
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don't be shy.. deep down inside you know you're dying to see Anus' nutsack |
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Testicularr Self-Exam |
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yum, a sack of fun, that's what it really is |
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ohhh, so you guys have it bad too :D Now lets talk about it, maybe you accidentally sat on your left nut |
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to quote 'One testicle (usually the left) may hang slightly lower than the other', so maybe i had just been sat on it too long when i was rreading |
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Poem Forr Leftnut. my little left nut you hang a bit lowerr you arre bit heavierr and so rrun a bit slowerr o little left nut how do you do what you do cheerr me up when my hearrts feeling blue yes little left nut we will always be togetherr unless i have cancerr but i'll rremeberr you forreverr my little left nut, my little left nut, you arre all i have got :( |
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My little left nut climbing deep up into me is it yourr way of saying you want to be frree? |
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i wish i had a 3rd, mini-testie then i would take over the world.. |
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yeah, or, we could label you as a freak, and make you the main attraction of a freak-show |
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little left nut where do you go when the wind is blowin cold and milk boils on the stove? YESSS NUUUTTTTT what changed between us if therre a rreason you have turrned cancerrous? |
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nut! |
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my left nut is a little smaller than my right, but thats coz my right is a MONSTER :D |
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awww nuts |
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"Although the exact cause is not known, several factors increase a baby boy's chances of being born with an undescended testicle: -Premature birth (because the testicles normally complete their descent just before birth) -Low birth weight -Being a twin or a first-born boy -Family history (about 14% of boys with an undescended testicle have a relative who also has been affected) -Having a mother who was exposed to certain drugs or toxins during pregnancy, such as anabolic steroid" |
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" - being a nut" |
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anus... you think your nubbin has it's own gravity that might be pullings your slightly lighter testicle towards it? i find i often have this problem. i had my gynocologist fit me with anti-gravity-bollocks |
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ive got it ! my mum is under steroïds all the time :) |
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hahhaaha :D nice poem-you know where to post that |
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i usually eat my testicles for breakfast but they usually grow back... don't they? |
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turn your head and cough, please... {cough} again............... {harder cough} again... {even harder cough} again.. {another cough} okay. thank you.. |
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how long does it take though.. it's like.. i MUST know :| |
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i am completely vexed now. i'd check for cancers though, Anus. |
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you probably have a hernia |
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[Doctor mode] yes... I see it... we'll have to amputate both your legs. [/Doctor mode] |
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the rising testicle is a very good slovakian underground film about the coming of age of a young man. truly tear jerking |
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hahaha |
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