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Last night, I heard my upstairs neighbour Hazel talking (loudly) out of her window to some scumbag who lives in the tenement opposite (I've already had bother from him before - he was on the street drunken one day with his friend and started shouting up to me about always looking at him -- it's hard not to when he's an attention-seeker and hangs out of his window spitting and shouting and listening to bad techno. The day after that, I bumped into him in the street and said sorry if there had been any misunderstanding - that seemed to clear the air, and we shook hands and parted company.) So I was sitting in the flat last night, with the curtains closed but the window slightly open, and I heard them shouting across to one another; then I heard one of them (I can't remember which) talking about 'that poof downstairs', ie me. So they called me a 'poof' a few times, then called me a 'weirdo' a few times too, and a 'fitness freak' and that I sounded like David Beckham, and how much they hated me. Then the man, who obviously wants to get into Hazel's pants, started bragging about the 'apology' I made -- making out like I'd grovelled to him (I did not - it wasn't an apology, it was a clearing of the air.) They were even saying how much they wanted to kill me. We live in Enlightened Times. |
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Now be honest, do you sound like David Beckham?? ;-) |
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Buy a replica sniper gun and set it in the window. When he's next at his window just casually stroll up to it and adjust it slightly. Then nod your head, laugh and walk away. That'll put the shits up him. As for her upstairs. Well ask her out on a date. Be funny just to see her reaction. |
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are you a fitness freak? |
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LOL, sound advice! |
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Where do you live? |
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01) No I don't sound like David Beckham (English accent in a North East Scottish Town tho) 02) No, I'm not a fitness freak. I try and do my weights everyday, and I do some stretches. If I were to run more than half a mile I'd collapse. 03) I live in Aberdeen, Scotland. I've known my upstairs neighbour Hazel has always hated me - ever since I moved in; and for no reason. She's friends with one of my old friends, and for some reason, that's why she hates me - I never did anything to her - she used to rip down posters I'd put up outside my door, and one night put up a whole bunch of pics of naked men - which I moved to outside her door with "Hardkore Hazel's Family Album" written under them ;) My wife went out with her a few times - she said that she thought she liked me - maybe that's why she hates me -- god knows - people are strange when you're a stranger. The boy across the road is just an Aberdonian Sketcher - the other week I saw him trying to con £50 from a group of Japanese students for a phantom 'deposit' for the bottom flat of his tenement. |
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She was probably doing it on purpose. It's simply human nature to hate at least 90% of your neighbours. I assume you couldn't give a fuck about these people, Paul, so don't give a fuck about their opinions, from what you said they sound fucking backwards anyway. David Beckham though eh??? :D |
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*that is, the tenement he lives in . . . |
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Yeah, the only thing that bothered me was them saying they wanted to kill me -- I don't like feeling insecure, and for half-an-hour afterwards I was expecting a mini-posse at my door saying "we don't like your kind here, with your non-mainstream music and your readin' of books." ! Mind you, if they actually threatened me, I would do all I could to kill them. I REALLY don't like being threatened. |
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Like I said, they probably know you can hear them and they're just trying to put the shits up you. All mooth, nae troosers. Just go up and batter the fucking bitch's teeth out with a brick and see how loud she brays then. |
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the raven looks kinda hostile, especially when you say such things. .. pick their eyes. |
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marlowe I am your neighbour |
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Yep, I did suspect they thought I would hear them, even tho my curtains were closed. I think they were both drinking. I heard the tail-end of their talk before it turned to me (I had been listening to the mario music and effects I downloaded from slsk yesterday). I think he was hitting on her, and she was shouting to him that she didn't like him and would kill him . . . she is a whole lot of mouth and not much more. That context made me take the wanting to kill me a little less seriously. Still, no-one likes to overhear people saying they want to kill them. |
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Does that mean you want to flex your muscles in front of me and have your peacock feathers fan out behind you? :P |
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Shit brother!! Time to start looking for another place to live or maybe you have inextricable ties? |
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maybe its the same guy who shot at u in america.... he's followed u all this way! |
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You should rent Mr.T for a day and get him to kick their asses. Im sure hes doing nothing right now. |
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As our dear Oscar once said: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." |
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Weirdly enough, that phrase DID spring into my mind in the aftermath of hearing them bitching about me. |
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Oscar's always with you darling. |
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its always shitty when people talk about you in a negative way.. even when theyr absolute cunts just try and be above all the childish stuff.. you wont be around for much longer right? |
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no idea - I might never be able to leave this horrible place - I'm cursed to be locked here for evermore ! :S |
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I'm a little bit nervous about walking along my street to get to my flat. I don't want someone shouting out at me from a top-floor window. I never know how to react in these situations. It's not fear of being injured or anything - It's fear that I will mishandle the situation. If I had my way, we would just meet in the street and slug it out. . . what I mean is, how does one react? I'm not a loud-mouthed kinda person, so someone shouting at me &tc puts me off - what do I do? Just punch the fucker if he starts bugging me? It's really a bind - because also I can't really afford to get a police record as it might jeopardise my chance of getting to America to live with my wife. Grr! |
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confront them, they'll probably be scared of you. if not, then bring your gun, kill them all and move to america. |
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" "we don't like your kind here, with your non-mainstream music and your readin' of books." ! " To quote Bill Hicks with regard to a waitress questioning why he read books, "Well, so I don't end up as a cocktail Waitress for one..." If people don't like reading, fair enough, but people who treat you like some sort of academic freak because you read in public/in your lunch hour etc. are so irritating. |
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"Well... looks like we got ourselves a reader..." |
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yup I had that skit in mind when I made that post ;) |
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neighbourrs arre not nice people as a rrule. |
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just pop up with a flaggon of white lightning and some crack, they'll be your best friends ;oD |
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what a bunch of wankas! |
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I'd fucking kill them for ya :) |
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overhearing someone talking shit about you is one of the worst feelings ever invented. dont worry 'bout it man. just think, for those two douchebags saying horrible things, there are at least 20 people worldwide bigging you up. just forget about it. i wouldnt worry about the killing this, i dont guess.. but leave if you have to and if you can. chz |
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Sounds like it's time for a Tuna Ball. or an upper decker. First you need to find a way into her apartment. then you hide a big ball of tuna somewhere where she is not likely to find it anytime soon. for the "upper decker" you take the lid off the tank of her toilet and leave a big steaming shit in the tank. these tricks are also fun a parties. |
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Do you want to get in hazels pants??? lol j.k .. or maybe you do.. i think you should be INCREDIBLY nice to them whenever you see them , that really pisses off epople that hate you , or shower her with really wierd gifts (nothig you can get arrested for) if only i had nieghbours..(sp?) -A- |
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ugh no - she's not very good looking and she has the character of a sinclair C5 :D I just hope they leave me alone, because if they don't I dono if I will be able to control myself - I'm a nice guy until someone pushes me too far, at which time I have a tendancy to blow my top. . . I really hope that doesn't happen :( |
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lock you're door when you sleep :D |
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I hate your fucking neighbors. |
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Sounds like drama. Just try to be the bigger person and dont get into a fight unless you really have to defend yourself. There most likely just insecure themselves. |
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I'm a follower of Eastern Philosophy - I would avoid all confrontation until I positively had to get involved. Then I would switch off my consciousness and go all out to destroy them. It's my code, and I can but follow it. |
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"we don't like your kind here, with your non-mainstream music and your readin' of books." hahaha that's really funny sentence |
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rredrrum rredrrum rredrrum... ATTACK. ahhh a ghost, NO! monsterr GARRRR. He BOO... |
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That was an 'arrt' post. It had no meaning but was prrofound all the same. 0_o |
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As my Kung Fu teacher puts it: "Avoid confrontation at all costs, but when forced to fight, fight with the strength of ten tigers." |
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wooow. that's really deep mon:)) |
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i hate fucking your neighbours. that's shite tho, paul. |
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try to move house if possible and avoid confrontation, but if things are coming to a head and you have to fight use the routine a fraternal friend of mine uses in business disputes- kosh and gun with a claw hammer and kitchen knife in your belt. dont wear any shirt either, then beat the fuck out of him, maybe throw him down some stairs. then smash his hands and feet up so he can't do anything for a few weeks and put the gun to his eye and tell him not to fuck with you. tell him even if he killed you you have friends that would find him and pour acid over his face while they sawed his arms and legs off. if your gonna fight him do it properly :) |
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People always say I am wierd and that they would like to kill me, except it would take an army of them to do it. I had never understood irrational hatred until I started doing it myself. The thing with irrational hatred is it allows you to fit in, if you are stuck for something to say you talk about hatred, and the other person responds and I would say in 99% of the cases neither of you really feel that way it is just shit to talk about. I am over my hatred phase now as I prefer to not fit in. In conclusion I need another drink. |
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Update As I was walking here today, I passed by the male neighbour in the street. I didn't recognise him until he was right next to me - he was looking shifty, downcast and shame-faced, whilst I had been meditating myself to mental strength before leaving the house. He said "alright, mate," and seemed glad to get past me. |
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lol! i think he has some mental problems then.... |
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