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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 05:14 [#00797864] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker
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 | How long do you think it will be until Tony Martin Gets whacked by some gypsy hitmen? My bet is 11 weeks.
 
 
 
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         |  mc_303_beatz
             from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-07-29 05:16 [#00797865] Points: 3386 Status: Regular
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 | i'm gonnae go for 3 at the most. he's a bumpkin murderin swine!
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 05:32 [#00797888] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | I say 7. They'll use the fingers on one hand to count the weeks down.
 
 
 
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         |  JivverDicker
             from my house on 2003-07-29 05:38 [#00797893] Points: 12102 Status: Regular
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 | I think he'll be fine, they'll probably short change him a few pegs but that's about it, maybe a dog on a string might
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         |  diablo
             on 2003-07-29 05:49 [#00797899] Points: 3242 Status: Lurker
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 | He has a portacabin to protect him though! Phew. 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 05:53 [#00797904] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker
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 | Good to see this hero of the people out. I'm not ashamed to admit that I had to dab moist eyes this morning when I
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         |  jingle
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:02 [#00797914] Points: 502 Status: Regular
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 | he will get a bad threat and then go into hiding, sell his story to the daily mail and fuck off to another country. a
 couple of years for blowing some kids spine out aint a bad
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         |  merg
             from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-07-29 06:04 [#00797916] Points: 1708 Status: Regular
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 | He's my hero!! 
 Kill all thieving scum!!!
 
 That is all...
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:04 [#00797917] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker
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 | it's a disgrace that he went to jail in the first place. He should have been awarded a medal for what he did. It was
 that fucking gypsy's fault anyway. If he was facing the
 right way he might have been able to dodge the bullets. Tony
 martin has stood up for the common man. He's stood up and
 said "I'm mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this
 anymore!". I suggest we tell all those fucking asylum
 seekers that Tony's house is their new home. Kill two birds
 with one stone.
 
 Tony, you're a hero.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:05 [#00797921] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to bill_hicks: #00797917 | Show recordbag
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 | You speak the truth. 
 
 
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         |  merg
             from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-07-29 06:11 [#00797937] Points: 1708 Status: Regular | Followup to bill_hicks: #00797917
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 | For once me and the resident nutter agree ;-) 
 Not too sure about the fucking asylum seekers comment
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:27 [#00797970] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker
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 | I tell you what else, apart from a hero, Tony's also a bit of a hunk. I would mind getting my hand on his illegal
 weapon. He can shoot me in the back any day. Ooh, chase me!
 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 06:38 [#00797998] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker
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 | When are they gonna release Ian Huntley? 
 
 
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         |  diablo
             on 2003-07-29 06:39 [#00798001] Points: 3242 Status: Lurker
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 | He's let himself go a bit I reckon... 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:53 [#00798008] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker
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 | You've been reading a lot of newspapers recently Bill, looking for a mention of your band are you?
 
 I give the fucker 2 months before he has a stroke due to
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:58 [#00798018] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00798008
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 | Pretty soon you won't be able to pick up a newspaper without seeing my band plastered all over it. And your tin-pot band
 will still be playing the Fig and Firkin in Swansea. It's a
 shame. But them's the breaks.
 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:01 [#00798023] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798018
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 | You have a band bill? What kind of music do you play? And what are you called? Scarlet Division isn't it?
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:03 [#00798028] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00798023
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 | hilarious. no, i don't have a fat fucking tongue. 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:05 [#00798033] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | Motherfuckers. I'm a 'gypsy'. This thread should be closed on the grounds of mock-racism :@
 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:09 [#00798037] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker
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 | On the other end of the spectrum, I see four Rugby League players have been jailed/sent to young offenders homes for
 up to 19 months at a time - for drunkenly fighting each
 other. Now call me crazy, but is this a little over the top?
 
 
 
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         |  Anus_Presley
             on 2003-07-29 07:12 [#00798041] Points: 23472 Status: Lurker
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 | i wonderr if he still has a gun. 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:12 [#00798043] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00798037
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 | Well, we have a fucked-up system of punishment in this country. I have my own instance. I turned right at a
 left-only junction, got pulled over by the fuzz. In court, I
 got 6 points on the licence and a £200 fine - for turning a
 corner.
 
 Some copper, NOT on a call, was speeding on Great Western
 Road (which is at the top of my mum's road), lost control
 and plummetted into two elderly people. His punishment? Six
 points on his licence and a £200 fine.
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:13 [#00798044] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00798037
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 | i see bob hope's dead. And jack ryder and kym marsh have split up.
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:18 [#00798049] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798044
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 | Cry 
 I would like to say that I
 Never meant to make you cry
 I think about you every day
 No matter what your friends might say
 Everybody knows my name
 Even though I'm still the same
 I just would like to say that I
 I'm never ever meant to make you cry
 
 I would like to know why
 There are clouds in the sky
 Every time I fall in love
 And I would like to know why
 I'm sittin' here on my own
 I would like to know why
 When I find a nice guy
 Someone I can lean upon
 I mess it all up and then I wonder why I'm all alone
 Tell me if you think that I am talking way too much
 Tell me if you'd like to stay in touch
 
 It all seems so much more poignant now.
 
 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:21 [#00798054] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #00798043
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 | That's completely fucked up, Paul. 
 It does bring a tear to the eye eh bill, or in Kym's case
 her horribly mis-shapen squinty one.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:22 [#00798058] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to marlowe: #00798043 | Show recordbag
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 | i'm going to rob someone who has a gun. then i can claim loss of earnings from them when they shoot me. i may buy a
 gun to rob a bank actually and claim the tax back on it.
 it's a tool of my trade. i may then ask for money to help me
 over the trauma of seeing so many police chasing me and
 having to cope with seeing their bodies bleeding when i shot
 them. i'll blame it on films. they gave me the idea. i'm an
 adult and can't make a decision for myself. also i'm getting
 a bit tubby. i may ask mcdonalds to pay my gym fee. it's
 their fault! they gave me the choice to eat their food. i
 had the freewill to eat the burger or not which means i have
 a grounds to sue. actually i think i'll sue god. it's their
 fault that i have freewill....
 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:24 [#00798063] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798058
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 | Why is that a follow-up to me? 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:24 [#00798066] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798058
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 | pensioner mugged for 20p. And he gets a £3000 holiday in Ibiza. It's a crazy world we're living in. It's just all so
 goddam wrong, isn't it?
 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:25 [#00798070] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798066
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 | So he lost 20p but gained a £3000 holiday in 'biza? God, this country IS fucked.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:26 [#00798072] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | you're damn right it is. it sickens me the way things are going. criminals have more rights than the victims.
 
 
 
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         |  Quernstone
             from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-29 07:26 [#00798076] Points: 1826 Status: Regular
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 | Has Huntely been tried let alone sentenced? 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798083] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798072
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 | Hey, don't get me started. What about the asylum seekers? There's loads in my town and they got a hug from immigration
 officers when they arrived, a suitcase full of money, a
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798084] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798072
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 | So i guess you're pro Tony Martin, then? 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798085] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | I still don't know why you followed up to me, Gigi. 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:32 [#00798090] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | That's victim compensation for ya. My mate's getting some too. He was coming out the pub and
 some cunt decided to twat him round the head with a mobile
 phone. Doesn't sound too bad but it fucking knocked him
 unconcious and left him with a scar. Admittedly he does now
 look like Harry Potter when he puts his glasses on so the
 chicks come running for his broomstick but he's getting
 money. The only reason he's doing it too is because every
 other fucker is so he thinks he might as well. The Police
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         |  Quernstone
             from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-29 07:32 [#00798091] Points: 1826 Status: Regular
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 | The Colt 45 the peace maker AND the law breaker!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:34 [#00798095] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | This World is full of Hate 
 Love is the Law
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:34 [#00798096] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | jonesy: i live near Luton. Need I say more? Well maybe but I'll assume you know it's reputation
 
 bill: you're damn right I am.
 
 marlowe: I have no idea mate. it wasn't meant to be.
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:35 [#00798099] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798090
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 | I always knew mobile phones were a health risk. 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:37 [#00798107] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798099
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 | Luton? I've been there. It's a shithole. We went to the grosvenor casino and i lost a packet. I did however pick up
 this black croupier and she fucked my brains out in the back
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:39 [#00798113] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798096
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 | That's OK then ! I was concerned by the implications of having that as a follow-up to me.
 
 Tony Martin will be dead soon, don't worry.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:41 [#00798121] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | That's OK then ! I was concerned by the implications of having that as a follow-up to me.
 
 I know you like guns....
 
 Luton? I've been there. It's a shithole. We went to the
 grosvenor casino and i lost a packet. I did however pick up
 
 this black croupier and she fucked my brains out in the back
 
 of my car. What an ass she had.
 
 hehehehehe, knowing the area she was underage sir.
 
 I always knew mobile phones were a health risk.
 
 they are indeed.
 
 
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:43 [#00798129] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798121
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 | "hehehehehe, knowing the area she was underage sir." 
 even better.
 
 
 
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         |  marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:45 [#00798131] Points: 24636 Status: Lurker
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 | Marlowe will swarm on any motherfucker in a blue uniform
 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:48 [#00798134] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #00798096
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 | I've met one guy from Luton and he was a racist. So its full of racists?
 
 
 
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         |  jonesy
             from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:49 [#00798137] Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798129
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 | How young do you like 'em? 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:50 [#00798142] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798129 | Show recordbag
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 | each to their own! 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:51 [#00798145] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to jonesy: #00798137
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 | if there's grass on the pitch, GAME ON! 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:52 [#00798149] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to jonesy: #00798134 | Show recordbag
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 | It's full of Al-Qaeda. That's not a racist comment it's a fact. There's a large sect of them there.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:52 [#00798151] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to bill_hicks: #00798145 | Show recordbag
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 | If she's old enough to bleed then she's bleeding old enough. 
 
 
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