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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 05:14 [#00797864]
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How long do you think it will be until Tony Martin Gets
whacked by some gypsy hitmen? My bet is 11 weeks.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-07-29 05:16 [#00797865]
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i'm gonnae go for 3 at the most. he's a bumpkin murderin
swine!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 05:32 [#00797888]
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I say 7. They'll use the fingers on one hand to count the
weeks down.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-29 05:38 [#00797893]
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I think he'll be fine, they'll probably short change him a
few pegs but that's about it, maybe a dog on a string might
bark at him a bit?


 

offline diablo on 2003-07-29 05:49 [#00797899]
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He has a portacabin to protect him though! Phew.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 05:53 [#00797904]
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Good to see this hero of the people out. I'm not ashamed to
admit that I had to dab moist eyes this morning when I
glanced upon the Mirror front page in the newsagents.


 

offline jingle from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:02 [#00797914]
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he will get a bad threat and then go into hiding, sell his
story to the daily mail and fuck off to another country. a
couple of years for blowing some kids spine out aint a bad
deal so he shouldn't complain


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-07-29 06:04 [#00797916]
Points: 1708 Status: Regular



He's my hero!!

Kill all thieving scum!!!

That is all...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:04 [#00797917]
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it's a disgrace that he went to jail in the first place. He
should have been awarded a medal for what he did. It was
that fucking gypsy's fault anyway. If he was facing the
right way he might have been able to dodge the bullets. Tony
martin has stood up for the common man. He's stood up and
said "I'm mad as hell, and i'm not going to take this
anymore!". I suggest we tell all those fucking asylum
seekers that Tony's house is their new home. Kill two birds
with one stone.

Tony, you're a hero.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:05 [#00797921]
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You speak the truth.


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-07-29 06:11 [#00797937]
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For once me and the resident nutter agree ;-)

Not too sure about the fucking asylum seekers comment
though... :-(


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:27 [#00797970]
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I tell you what else, apart from a hero, Tony's also a bit
of a hunk. I would mind getting my hand on his illegal
weapon. He can shoot me in the back any day. Ooh, chase me!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 06:38 [#00797998]
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When are they gonna release Ian Huntley?


 

offline diablo on 2003-07-29 06:39 [#00798001]
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He's let himself go a bit I reckon...


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 06:53 [#00798008]
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You've been reading a lot of newspapers recently Bill,
looking for a mention of your band are you?

I give the fucker 2 months before he has a stroke due to
stress.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 06:58 [#00798018]
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Pretty soon you won't be able to pick up a newspaper without
seeing my band plastered all over it. And your tin-pot band
will still be playing the Fig and Firkin in Swansea. It's a
shame. But them's the breaks.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:01 [#00798023]
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You have a band bill? What kind of music do you play? And
what are you called? Scarlet Division isn't it?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:03 [#00798028]
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hilarious. no, i don't have a fat fucking tongue.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:05 [#00798033]
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Motherfuckers. I'm a 'gypsy'. This thread should be closed
on the grounds of mock-racism :@


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:09 [#00798037]
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On the other end of the spectrum, I see four Rugby League
players have been jailed/sent to young offenders homes for
up to 19 months at a time - for drunkenly fighting each
other. Now call me crazy, but is this a little over the top?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-29 07:12 [#00798041]
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i wonderr if he still has a gun.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:12 [#00798043]
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Well, we have a fucked-up system of punishment in this
country. I have my own instance. I turned right at a
left-only junction, got pulled over by the fuzz. In court, I
got 6 points on the licence and a £200 fine - for turning a
corner.

Some copper, NOT on a call, was speeding on Great Western
Road (which is at the top of my mum's road), lost control
and plummetted into two elderly people. His punishment? Six
points on his licence and a £200 fine.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:13 [#00798044]
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i see bob hope's dead. And jack ryder and kym marsh have
split up.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:18 [#00798049]
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Cry

I would like to say that I
Never meant to make you cry
I think about you every day
No matter what your friends might say
Everybody knows my name
Even though I'm still the same
I just would like to say that I
I'm never ever meant to make you cry

I would like to know why
There are clouds in the sky
Every time I fall in love
And I would like to know why
I'm sittin' here on my own
I would like to know why
When I find a nice guy
Someone I can lean upon
I mess it all up and then I wonder why I'm all alone
Tell me if you think that I am talking way too much
Tell me if you'd like to stay in touch

It all seems so much more poignant now.



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:21 [#00798054]
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That's completely fucked up, Paul.

It does bring a tear to the eye eh bill, or in Kym's case
her horribly mis-shapen squinty one.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:22 [#00798058]
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i'm going to rob someone who has a gun. then i can claim
loss of earnings from them when they shoot me. i may buy a
gun to rob a bank actually and claim the tax back on it.
it's a tool of my trade. i may then ask for money to help me
over the trauma of seeing so many police chasing me and
having to cope with seeing their bodies bleeding when i shot
them. i'll blame it on films. they gave me the idea. i'm an
adult and can't make a decision for myself. also i'm getting
a bit tubby. i may ask mcdonalds to pay my gym fee. it's
their fault! they gave me the choice to eat their food. i
had the freewill to eat the burger or not which means i have
a grounds to sue. actually i think i'll sue god. it's their
fault that i have freewill....


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:24 [#00798063]
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Why is that a follow-up to me?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:24 [#00798066]
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pensioner mugged for 20p. And he gets a £3000 holiday in
Ibiza. It's a crazy world we're living in. It's just all so
goddam wrong, isn't it?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:25 [#00798070]
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So he lost 20p but gained a £3000 holiday in 'biza? God,
this country IS fucked.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:26 [#00798072]
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you're damn right it is. it sickens me the way things are
going. criminals have more rights than the victims.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-29 07:26 [#00798076]
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Has Huntely been tried let alone sentenced?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798083]
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Hey, don't get me started. What about the asylum seekers?
There's loads in my town and they got a hug from immigration
officers when they arrived, a suitcase full of money, a
brand new Mondeo and six months in the Hilton. This country!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798084]
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So i guess you're pro Tony Martin, then?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:29 [#00798085]
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I still don't know why you followed up to me, Gigi.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:32 [#00798090]
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That's victim compensation for ya.
My mate's getting some too. He was coming out the pub and
some cunt decided to twat him round the head with a mobile
phone. Doesn't sound too bad but it fucking knocked him
unconcious and left him with a scar. Admittedly he does now
look like Harry Potter when he puts his glasses on so the
chicks come running for his broomstick but he's getting
money. The only reason he's doing it too is because every
other fucker is so he thinks he might as well. The Police
practically told him to file for compensation. Crazy.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-29 07:32 [#00798091]
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The Colt 45 the peace maker AND the law breaker!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:34 [#00798095]
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This World is full of Hate

Love is the Law


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:34 [#00798096]
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jonesy: i live near Luton. Need I say more? Well maybe but
I'll assume you know it's reputation

bill: you're damn right I am.

marlowe: I have no idea mate. it wasn't meant to be.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:35 [#00798099]
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I always knew mobile phones were a health risk.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:37 [#00798107]
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Luton? I've been there. It's a shithole. We went to the
grosvenor casino and i lost a packet. I did however pick up
this black croupier and she fucked my brains out in the back
of my car. What an ass she had.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:39 [#00798113]
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That's OK then ! I was concerned by the implications of
having that as a follow-up to me.

Tony Martin will be dead soon, don't worry.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:41 [#00798121]
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That's OK then ! I was concerned by the implications of
having that as a follow-up to me.


I know you like guns....

Luton? I've been there. It's a shithole. We went to the
grosvenor casino and i lost a packet. I did however pick up

this black croupier and she fucked my brains out in the back

of my car. What an ass she had.


hehehehehe, knowing the area she was underage sir.

I always knew mobile phones were a health risk.

they are indeed.




 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:43 [#00798129]
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"hehehehehe, knowing the area she was underage sir."

even better.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-29 07:45 [#00798131]
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Marlowe will swarm
on any motherfucker in a blue uniform


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:48 [#00798134]
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I've met one guy from Luton and he was a racist. So its full
of racists?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-29 07:49 [#00798137]
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How young do you like 'em?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:50 [#00798142]
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each to their own!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-29 07:51 [#00798145]
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if there's grass on the pitch, GAME ON!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:52 [#00798149]
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It's full of Al-Qaeda. That's not a racist comment it's a
fact. There's a large sect of them there.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 07:52 [#00798151]
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If she's old enough to bleed then she's bleeding old enough.


 


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