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Everyone has a bad film they secretly (or not so secretly) can't help loving ! And as I Know that there is no room for snobs on this board, reveal the films-of-duff that you can't help but hold in your affections like a little baby jesus. I have two to start us off: Bloodsport - the Van Damme flick about FRANK DUX ! the first westerner to win the Kumite in Hong Kong !! The Langoliers - Stephen King story brought to the screen, about a group of airline passengers caught in the corridor of time between the present and the past ! Trying to outrun the Langoliers, metallic meatballs which, ah, eat up the just-happened. It's three hours long, and must be watched when totally stoned ! |
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i saw jack(?) and the chocolate factory the other day i horribly loved the umpa-lumpa song: umpa lumpa, dippa di dee, listen to me what i gotta say... the langoliers was fun! i liked the scary tune, kept singing that too i liked this vandamme movie, or was it arnold, with the "ultimate" fighting, and all the other arnie-flicks like running man, red sonja, conan the babarian |
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12:01 It's a TV movie, cheap and crappy with her who played Supergirl and some bloke, featuring the same sort of temporal repeaty shenanigans as Groundhog Day. But I can't help watching it over and over again. Odd really since a lot of the film is the same scenes repeated over and over anyway. It's got Martin Landau from Space 1999 in it too! Only he's older and with that "I've done ok but really it's a shame my career never amounted to a hill of beans" glint in his eye. |
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this has to be one of the wierdest/worst movies ever. |
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Revenge Of The Nerds |
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the boy's name is Charlie ! I believe, for some reason, they renamed the title for the film to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or something. God knows why. Maybe they thought people would think it was about Cocaine. |
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starship troopers... |
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Body Melt. It's hilariously bad. It's got Harold from Neighbours in it. I recommend everyone watched this film at some point. EVIL HAROLD BISHOP! |
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Mr Jolly Lives Next Door and Five go mad in Dorset |
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Ah I have a similar one. The Van Dough flick called, Death Warrant, which aside from his goofiness is a rather tightly wound prison drama. But if you want to see a truly bad Van Damme film, which is bad through and through, try KNOCK OFF. The plot involves Van Damme as a (choke) fashion designer (well he does have a massive gay following) on a mission to stop knock off Levi's which are set to EXPLODE. All of you have heard of TROMA by the way, havent you? Toxic Avenger?Kabuki Man? Surf Nazis Must Die? Tromeo and Juliet? And my personal favourite Red Neck Zombies? than you can shake a stick at. |
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Troma ! Fucking yes, those films rule. Redneck Zomebies. Biker chicks in Zombie Town. Oh man! |
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I think Starship Troopers is a satire, though. |
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I remember when Death Warrant came out thinking, 'Well, is this the end for Van Damne?' I mean, the Sandman was supernatural ! I saw Knock Off on TV a while back - it has Billy Crystal in it too, doesn't it? I LOVE the Troma films ! Surf Nazis Must Die is just fantastic ! and so is Redneck Zombies! :D |
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Have you seen Terror Firmer? It features just about every Troma actor ever ! It is a great little film! I think it even got a good rating on IMDB ! |
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best (worst) van damme movie: Hard Target oh man.. |
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yes, i dont see what would be bad about starship troopers |
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war of the roses & steakout i feel shame |
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yes! Starship Troopers is a wonderful movie... ah... great, funny satire. It's a wonderful movie. |
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that one... haven't seen it. But I did see Revenge of the nerds IV - Nerds in love. And it was kinda cute and funny... a TV movie though. |
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hmm, I don't think I've seen that one - what's the plot-line (if it even HAS one)? I have Kickboxer / Kickboxer II on VHS - another classic Van Damne movie (he's not in the sequel, which I actually thought was OK). In Kickboxer, van Damne's brother is a Kickboxing Champ who goes to Thailand, gets crippled by Tong Po, and Van Damne trains under some Shidoshi and finally defeats Tong Po in a gripping finalé featuring hands wrapped in bandages, treacled, and dipped into broken glass ! ! |
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part iv of a movie is probally worse/funnier |
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predator 2: urban... must have seen that 10 times with a roommate |
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SANDMAN ROCKS!!! No Billy Crystal in Knock Off, yes he has farted some stinkers but not that low:p Terror Firmer sounds worth investigating. The last Troma super film was I think Tromeo and Juliet, every Trommite made an apperance in it. |
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Universal Soldier |
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Predator 2 is actually quite a decent flick. Better than the Ahnuld one I thought. |
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signals |
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Ah, it's Rob Schneider who's in Knock Off ! I've just discovered that the main baddie in Bloodsport was in Enter The Dragon, and studied under Bruce Lee ! 'Chong Li! Chong Li!' |
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A woman comes to New Orleans looking for her father (who has been killed as part of a rich man's human hunting game). She hires Van Damme to help find him. Chaos, outer ear damage, and testicle injuries ensue. + Van Damme rocks a mean mullet in this one.. |
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is a bonafide Troma product. |
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Wow, that sounds like a must-see Van Damme flick ! Gotta keep my peepers peeled for that one. |
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death wish 4, that was killer when he shoots this guy in his appartement with a bazooka |
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this thread is becoming: films you love but generally are thought to be bad |
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That was John Woo's first US film. Not bad for the time but everything Woo has done is in Hollywood is a joke. A real turd by him I saw the other day on the telly was called BLACKJACK starring Dolph Lundgren. Nuff Said. |
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A Swedish ninja-movie called "Ninja Mission", by Mats Helge. It's awesome. There might be a third worldwar coming, and the swedish ninja team strikes out to rescue the world. Not by using their ninja-skills - no, they have automatic firearms. Dunno how many people they kill - but it's a lot. The movie also features great location shooting in Sweden (shot in Sweden), Finland (shot in Sweden), and Russia (shot in Sweden). It's an international production with bouth Swedish and English (and some eastern European) actors... |
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that sounds great! |
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Return of the Living Dead Pt 2. That film fucking rocks. |
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i never thought that was a bad film |
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duets |
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You do NOT deserve that avatar |
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I've got the first two ROTLD movies - number 2 is not bad - naturally, I prefer the first one tho ! :D |
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You don't deserve half those points |
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Oh I'm sorry mrs Aphex, how many IDM tracks is it you like again? 3? "I luvs cum to daddy I do's!" |
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I didn't mean that. I meant that you got half those points by putting people down and trying to humiliate people on here, like you did to me just now. Anyway, back to the bad movies yeah? |
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By bad I mean trashy, its not exactly a high-brow work of art or anything. Dont get me wrong though, I love it. I havent seen the others. |
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I only do it to people who deserve it. Which is absolutely everyone in my opinion. |
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watch army of darkness its a classic |
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agreed ! |
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hard day at the office mr yavo? :P |
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