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a wank and a pizza anyone?
 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-21 09:54 [#00788298]
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First Masturbation and now Pizza!

You lucky devils..

click

here


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-21 09:56 [#00788301]
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I've heard the phrase 'In a twist to the accepted medical
wisdom' so many times recently. Soon, they'll be telling us
that, not only coffee and pizza, but McDonald's and smoking
is healthy for you, and so is watching TV eight hours a day,
and so is not questioning authority.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 09:57 [#00788304]
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ahhh

life is starting to look good :-D


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-21 09:57 [#00788305]
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I know! I'm glad I haven't got some teenage kids in my
house quoting all this to me..


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 09:57 [#00788306]
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what the fuck


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:01 [#00788314]
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what if you eat pizza, almost daily?

*blush*


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-21 10:03 [#00788316]
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You'll probably turn into a super being or something.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:03 [#00788317]
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im sure there's a lot healthier ways to get tomato intakes.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-21 10:05 [#00788318]
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I've found snorting it the finest way


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-21 10:06 [#00788319]
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Every morning I make juices with Carrots, Apples, Ginger and
Spinach and sometimes tomatoes..I've got this amazing juicer
that's totally easy to clean, God, I'm fit!


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:07 [#00788320]
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so if i take all this 'research', and add it together,
they're saying geeks are the healthiest people on the
planet?

....haha

all that quake i tells ya


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-21 10:07 [#00788322]
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is 11am too early to have a beer?


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:07 [#00788323]
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nice, i love throw-everything-into-the-juicer drinks


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:08 [#00788325]
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it's NEVER too early to have a beer


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:08 [#00788326]
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That's awesome. I make fruit smoothies every morning with
tofu, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, rasberries
and vitamins aded to it.
Unfortunatly I don't eat enough tomatoes... I should start
though.

They're good eating as apples!


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-21 10:08 [#00788327]
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I love pizzas :)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-21 10:08 [#00788328]
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No, Beer's good for the bones and Concentration on allsorts
of nonsensee.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:09 [#00788329]
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"After years of eating genetically modified pizza, this
average boy was transformed intooo..... SUPER PIZZA BOY,
with the ability to survive nuclear holocost, and jelly fish
stings!"


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:12 [#00788335]
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haha, nice avatar


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:13 [#00788338]
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that will holocost you two dollah


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:15 [#00788342]
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i like my spelling of it better

thats how punk i am, I say NO to correct spelling!

i am a rebel, and unique, just like everyone else!

WOOTTTTT nkblxzvjhbzxc YAY

zip zap zoppy

i hate my job :'(


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:16 [#00788344]
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you're No Wave


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:17 [#00788346]
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i know you are but what am i

?!?!?!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-21 10:18 [#00788347]
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it's not that great, harp lager

the beer from the onopa brewery was way better


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:19 [#00788350]
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i know you are but what am i

?!?!?!


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:22 [#00788361]
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wat?????


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:23 [#00788363]
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freaks


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:23 [#00788365]
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*passes tomatoes and kleenex around*


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:24 [#00788368]
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wank...

tomatoes...

kleenex...

hm, is this meant to be some kind of replay of american pie?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:26 [#00788371]
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you should really watch the order that you do it in... it
could lead to some gross/embarrasing results


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:35 [#00788385]
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eat the tomatoes first kids!


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-21 11:09 [#00788416]
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i think i'll pass on the WANK as it were, hehehehhe but i
think a Margherita Pizza from California Pizza Kitchen once
a week could be arrainged.....mmmmmm

ZA!!!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 11:11 [#00788417]
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i think an important thing to note though... is italian
pizza is pretty different then american

in style/taste... but also, american pizza is greasy etc...
italian pizza is pretty healthy... in comparison


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-21 11:28 [#00788432]
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*wanks onto pizza*

Is this right.. am I doing it right!?!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-07-21 11:43 [#00788439]
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THIS JUST IN: living leads to death.

more at 11:00


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-21 17:23 [#00788759]
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sure, both sound very good separately... but I am in no way
eating pizza if you wank over it!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-22 05:40 [#00789188]
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Jizm is very good for you. As long as it's not infected.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 06:25 [#00789213]
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at one of the TWO macdonalds in town, a worker was caught
wanking into the "mayonaise".... glad i havent been in there
for the last 6 years.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-22 06:49 [#00789233]
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hahahahah ! :D Good on him !


 


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