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Seems to be the subject of the board right now - or the alcohol still just aint released from my body. well the question is : if your penis could talk; what would it say? |
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mine would say 'I need a nice tight warm hole to rest in for awhile!' |
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*listens with mild interest* =0) |
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This reminds me of something that happened to me the other day my friends and I was out for a swim. They (I wasn't in a bathing mood) were jumping from this cliff just outside a forest, and I went for a piss. I suddenly yelled "o shit, there's a big snake right here". They came rushing. Then I calmed them down, by explaining the truth; "no, it was just my penis." |
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mine would say (if it existed) : "damn key_secrets bunker was cozy last night" |
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hey my penis and yourr penis think alike. mine would tell me i'm a failurre aswell |
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maybe they should get together tete a tete |
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damn. that joke is so funny it still makes me laugh... |
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Isn't that joke copyrighted by a Neanderthal or something? :P |
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Dude, it's not cool to laugh at your own jokes. |
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If that's his own joke, he must be at least 3,000 years old ! :O |
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I know... it's real lame. but, damn. it's such a perfect joke. Hopefully someone else have told it before me, and I can have a huge laugh at it... but maybe not... anyway. just be sure to tell this joke yourself, just yell it wherever you're pissing, and people will come rushing, and laugh in relief when they know the truth. |
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might be a neanderthal joke. but it sure is funny. |
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I'm not the kind to shout my mouth of while taking a piss but you know, whatever lights your lemon. |
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Mine would say : "Let's recall that space is born from orthoexistence, probably quantic in microcosms. Space is born due to an informaterial structure, with specific "genetic" character. In microcosms space probably has a microscopical detailed, specific, local structure. The nervous system, at large, using its continuification properties, creates a macroscopical space, obviously objective by the very relationship between objective phenomena that determines it. This macroscopic space remains an objective space between and by macroscopic bodies, even if subject did not exist.". |
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pretty intelligent dick you have there, darius ! |
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whatever lights my lemon, and whatever float my boat... lots of phrases to pick up here tonight! and a nice peek now and then at your avatar, it just makes the experience even better! that smile is seducing! |
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hehe |
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mine would talk me into cutting it off so it can join the cirrcus and at least get some dwarrf action. |
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You say you haven't seen the film yet? Do yourself a real big favour. It's real easy to make up phrases similar to 'whatever floats your boat' Observe Whatever fly's your kite Whatever rocks your cradle Whatever spreads your bread Whatever flushes your toilet... |
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hahah you're so funny! |
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abbreviated to the accurséd word, 'whatever' |
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well... that smile is damn seducing. It's a reason in itself to watch the movie - and so I will, tomorrow. oh, and Seduco (Xammax), thanks for the tip. |
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what is the average size anyway? I always here 5 1/2" or so. that's not much, so where are all the guys with 3"ers who are dragging down the average? |
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i don't know but i thank god forr them. |
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i don't know but i thank god forr them. |
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dragging down the average... hehe... how much (how many cm) is an inch? |
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I think six inches is the average. |
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GO TO BED |
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who, me? :O |
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"what have I done to deserve this?" |
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I am seriously considering this advice. |
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anyone frrom the UK |
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not often the pet shop boys are quoted on this board ! |
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o u rr in amerrica. |
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1 inch = 2.54 cm |
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er, no I'm not. |
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If your penis could tell a tale - what tale would it tell? |
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well then I've got lots of inches to offer! enough for everybody who wants some. |
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o. haha. i have no idea wherre you arre then. |
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I don't think anyone does . . . :| how big's your cock, then Key? I don't like being the only fucker here to have said. |
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south central antarcitica? ----------- for honesty, for paul, mines about 7 1/2" |
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Fuck this, I love everyone and am going to bed. |
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hey, snap ! :) that's two at 7.5 . . . any higher bids? :D I'm glad someone else told - I wanted a policy of complete honesty and openness among us - helps to tighten the community to get this shit out in the open ! |
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and i love you hunny. don't let the bed bugs bite. |
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Nighty night. Don't let the bed bugs bite (your penis). |
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south central antarctica is pretty rough - I'm here preaching Islam to the negto population ! They gotta stop selling crack to the penguins - they're starting to act crazy and my evil plan won't be fulfilled !! |
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Fuck this, I love everyone and am going to bed aswel. See ya tomorrrrow forr hourrs on end no doubt. |
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once upon a time there was a penis, not very special, just one among others. But then it suddenly got scared: somebody was putting filth in their mind. But fear not! said the penis. "I will take care of this". He grew bigger, bigger than ever before, he grew damn large. It was big enough to appear on top of the pops. It was almost bigger than the person it was attached to. but that did not benefit the person, being in the shower after football practice. And the penis refused to settle down. even when the person it was attached to told it to cool down, it just grew bigger. Even people passing by the shower, like the headmaster and a local politican, told it to quiet - but it wouldn't. It grew so big, it outgrew it's "owner". It was now a penis of its own, and the person faded. The penis took control. He scored all the time, and he took extra points among disabled girls, as he was known to be gentle to the back. point of the story : don't get a boner in the shower among other men - it might take you to places you've never been... |
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my cock wouldnt say anything, there would just be a pregnant pause |
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