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did he name himself chris martin |
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well... I'm not in a mood for a hardon. sorry but I just aint... I won't force one either - if I do it still won't reach it's true potential, if you know what I mean ;) |
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dobbin, you just crack me up ! |
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actually, as you mention it, I remember hearing something about that on BBC... there are a lot of topics today with posts connected to that person. But I do believe that if my story is true, there is a penis playing guitar somewhere tonight, but then I also doubt he ever attended football practice. |
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"leave me alone" |
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my penis would say "Hi, my name is bob!" |
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mine would say "holy fuckin shit man, stop putting me in that, goddamn" |
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mr. penison would say: "i wish that i could say that i have seen the light of day." |
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mine would demand pussy like a homeless drunk demanding booze |
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it would say: please let me breathe! |
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"i`ve got a headache" |
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Mine would be pretty pissed at me lately. My gf is tight and I went in too fast without lube....um ouch. It's ok I'm all healed and shit now, but I imagine my dick would still be shitty at me. I know I am. |
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