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http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=health&cat=prost ate_cancer ahem......i knew it all along...uh.....yeah.... now please excuse me for a few minutes..... |
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o good news |
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Oh I thought it did the opposite. Now I can finally get off! |
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oh man that means everytime i jerk off it's full of carcynogins? what the fuck, america? |
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I'm safe then |
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been holding yer horses for quite some time ey? well, get flickering, you. am I a pig or what |
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flickering? mauhahaHAAHAHA!!!! |
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I'm quite the romantic; I'm sure you can tell. |
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ohh forsure. |
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put it on the web |
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what? flickering? |
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perv |
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well that's a relief to know. at least there's one enjoyable thing americans can do that doesn't cause cancer. one down, a billion more to go! i.e. sunbathing smoking drinking etc etc etc |
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But wouldn't it also be true that sex does the same thing? You just aren't using your hand. Right? |
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hey man, it's naturral |
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don't get all complicated and stuff, man |
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i think it also deters aging. people always say i look so young. |
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to masturbate, or to view girls flickering their knob on the web :) I agree to both, myself |
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both |
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do you hold your hands in the air like a goalkeeper when you're making sweet love weatherdstoner? |
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"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," a direct quote from the article. |
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wow! you must be me, in a parallel dimension. |
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i can only come up with one way. but BOY WHAT A WAY! |
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that's a dead-end street, b0y |
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This is really great news! I'm delighted! I don't go out in the sun, I don't drink or smoke, I jack off with regularity, I eat lots of apples, I don't listen to pop music, I don't chew tobacco... I'm so on a roll. |
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you know what i'm sayin? |
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i am the healthiest person on earth. well, except for the open flesh wounds on my penis...but i won't get cancer. |
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if that was true, not a single man would die of cancer... cos we all masturbate daily |
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haha i must be |
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or MAYBE....old people die of cancer because they can't get it up anymore. it makes sense....right? |
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But masturbation only prevents prostate cancer, and cancer can come in all sorts of flavours, you know.. |
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well, statistically, men who admit to masturbating regularly are less likely to die of cancer. so maybe it's lying about masturbation that causes cancer. |
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again.. 87% of statistics are complete nonsense. |
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i don't carre. it feels good. |
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How long does it take Anus? Have you got it off to a fine art or do you struggle for half an hour or so? |
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come i can't answerr that... come on, i need to know if you mean with orr without porrn, how long since the last time etc... |
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so really it's a trade-off: prostate cancer or blindness and furry palms... |
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oh man, i was watching the late night news yesterday next to my big sister and what do you think comes on, a segment about this masturbation shit. the whole room went silent and i felt like dying. |
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here's the true question: is this post going to influence anyone's masturbation time whatsoever? elllllllll nnooooooooooooooooooooo. if there's a sure thing that over-masturbation will do you for you in the long run, it's give you a sore penis and/or vagina. |
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let's say there's your favourite porn film playing, the tape/dvd starts going wrong, you shuffle over like a penguin to sort it out with your pants round your ankles.....right...GO! there's a knock at the door as well... |
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you've got to twist your wrist while you're doing it |
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it's my fav porrno. so i've seen it a few times, mixed with the knock at the doorr, they could walk in. it could be a while |
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ho ho! |
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o it's going wrrong. well i'm fucking doomed |
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So now a generation of girls will start to believe they can get cancer by swallowing man juice... |
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yeah ill have to cut down |
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I have possibly given four girls cancer in the last year :( This is on top of HIV. Oh well, I suppose I will burn in hell |
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heheheh, these scientists know what they're doing... |
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and 3 blokes |
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