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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 19:14 [#00782497]
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Are you angry at me? I never meant to hurt you...
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-07-16 19:14 [#00782498]
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this is all old news anyway....Opheks' mum was on this a few weeks back...
Ho ho!
hee hee..
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-16 19:15 [#00782499]
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and several animals
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 19:17 [#00782502]
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I think of monkeys as almost human...and anything that is used in drug testing on behalf of humans is also fair game :D
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 19:19 [#00782504]
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Do you reckon you could get high by smoking a mouse they have extensively tested cannabis on?
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xceque
on 2003-07-16 19:19 [#00782505]
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So that's rats and fruit flies. You'll be like a motorcyclist.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-07-16 19:21 [#00782507]
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hasn't anyone checked the 'ho ho' link? it's terrible....
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 19:21 [#00782508]
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Me on a hog...now there is a thought...
a thought I should probably get locked up for :P
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xceque
on 2003-07-16 19:22 [#00782510]
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I was thinking more along the lines of flies smeared across the helmet
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xceque
on 2003-07-16 19:23 [#00782511]
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I could only look at it for a few moments. It's quite hideous. Those thighs are something else!
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 19:23 [#00782512]
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Flies smeared across my helmet? You are one sick person, I keep my helmet impecably clean :D
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 20:55 [#00782574]
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I believe it has something to do with the possibility of testosterone becoming concentrated during sexual abstinence. An enzyme called alpha-1-reductase converts testosterone to dihydroxytestosterone (DHT) which increases the risk of male cancers (e.g. prostate / testicular).
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-07-16 21:11 [#00782579]
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very good.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 21:12 [#00782581]
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So when I shoot my seed outside the local girls sixth form college I will say I am preventing cancer...Then I will light up a cigarette and blow smoke in their faces to make myself look sexy.
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:26 [#00782590]
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I'm sure the girls don't want you to get cancer. I mean, if they don't like you exercising cancer-prevention, they should go fuck off to some unhealthy men just asking for it.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-07-16 21:29 [#00782592]
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Exactly...but I think those ungrateful bitches would just call the police again on me. They don't care if I live or die...they are truely evil and should be punished severly by removal of their fucking eyes.
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:30 [#00782595]
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Maybe a couple of seeds to the eyes would do the trick.
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:30 [#00782596]
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I don't mean to be crude ladies - I'm a gentleman.....I really am.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-16 21:38 [#00782607]
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fuck me i'm dreaming
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:45 [#00782613]
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Is that all you say dude? Are you freakin high again.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-16 21:46 [#00782614]
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i'm the worst kind of person
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 22:43 [#00782663]
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Ah.....just got my cancer prevention for the day ;)
roygbivcore what the fuck are you doing? :)
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-07-16 22:44 [#00782664]
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The question is:
What the hell is 'dog helmeting?'
sorry i've been drinking.
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-07-17 06:43 [#00782941]
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rather good looking, you are :)
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-07-17 07:13 [#00782989]
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i heard masturbating was good against prostata cancer and ball-cancer.
i also heard it was bad if you havent really got a hook or so.
(wasnt that said in Taxi driver?)
oh and it definatley keeps young looking. perhaps all the testosterone is gushed out
enjoy yourselves!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 08:24 [#00783117]
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i'mhorny
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broken phillip
on 2003-07-17 08:26 [#00783120]
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you know those amputee people you see on shows like ripleys beleive it or not, that drive with their feet and stuff..
???
lol
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-07-17 08:47 [#00783182]
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no you're not; what you're feeling is called anger, son, not horny :) or was it the other way around?
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 08:48 [#00783184]
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i want to cleanse myself
no cancer ever
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-17 08:52 [#00783189]
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Ya know...sex would do the same thing.
If we had to wait for women to have sex we'd all have cancer by now.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 09:00 [#00783203]
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yeah man fuck cancer this girl i kind of like is listening to my doormouse cd, she says she liked it
sweet
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 09:00 [#00783207]
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i'm gonna unload my carcinagins all over her ass
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-17 09:40 [#00783301]
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Way to be a gentleman rogygbivcore. I wish I was as charming as you ..... filthy bastard ;).
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