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offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 19:14 [#00782497]
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Are you angry at me? I never meant to hurt you...


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-16 19:14 [#00782498]
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this is all old news anyway....Opheks' mum was on this a few
weeks back...

Ho ho!

hee hee..



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-16 19:15 [#00782499]
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and several animals


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 19:17 [#00782502]
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I think of monkeys as almost human...and anything that is
used in drug testing on behalf of humans is also fair game
:D


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 19:19 [#00782504]
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Do you reckon you could get high by smoking a mouse they
have extensively tested cannabis on?


 

offline xceque on 2003-07-16 19:19 [#00782505]
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So that's rats and fruit flies. You'll be like a
motorcyclist.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-16 19:21 [#00782507]
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hasn't anyone checked the 'ho ho' link? it's terrible....


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 19:21 [#00782508]
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Me on a hog...now there is a thought...

a thought I should probably get locked up for :P


 

offline xceque on 2003-07-16 19:22 [#00782510]
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I was thinking more along the lines of flies smeared across
the helmet


 

offline xceque on 2003-07-16 19:23 [#00782511]
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I could only look at it for a few moments. It's quite
hideous. Those thighs are something else!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 19:23 [#00782512]
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Flies smeared across my helmet? You are one sick person, I
keep my helmet impecably clean :D


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 20:55 [#00782574]
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I believe it has something to do with the possibility of
testosterone becoming concentrated during sexual abstinence.
An enzyme called alpha-1-reductase converts testosterone to
dihydroxytestosterone (DHT) which increases the risk of male
cancers (e.g. prostate / testicular).


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-16 21:11 [#00782579]
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very good.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 21:12 [#00782581]
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So when I shoot my seed outside the local girls sixth form
college I will say I am preventing cancer...Then I will
light up a cigarette and blow smoke in their faces to make
myself look sexy.


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:26 [#00782590]
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I'm sure the girls don't want you to get cancer. I mean, if
they don't like you exercising cancer-prevention, they
should go fuck off to some unhealthy men just asking for it.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-16 21:29 [#00782592]
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Exactly...but I think those ungrateful bitches would just
call the police again on me. They don't care if I live or
die...they are truely evil and should be punished severly by
removal of their fucking eyes.



 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:30 [#00782595]
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Maybe a couple of seeds to the eyes would do the trick.


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:30 [#00782596]
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I don't mean to be crude ladies - I'm a gentleman.....I
really am.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-16 21:38 [#00782607]
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fuck me i'm dreaming


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 21:45 [#00782613]
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Is that all you say dude? Are you freakin high again.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-16 21:46 [#00782614]
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i'm the worst kind of person


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-16 22:43 [#00782663]
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Ah.....just got my cancer prevention for the day ;)

roygbivcore what the fuck are you doing? :)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-07-16 22:44 [#00782664]
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The question is:

What the hell is 'dog helmeting?'

sorry i've been drinking.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-07-17 06:43 [#00782941]
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rather good looking, you are :)


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-07-17 07:13 [#00782989]
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i heard masturbating was good against prostata cancer and
ball-cancer.

i also heard it was bad if you havent really got a hook or
so.
(wasnt that said in Taxi driver?)

oh and it definatley keeps young looking.
perhaps all the testosterone is gushed out

enjoy yourselves!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 08:24 [#00783117]
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i'mhorny


 

offline broken phillip on 2003-07-17 08:26 [#00783120]
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you know those amputee people you see on shows like ripleys
beleive it or not, that drive with their feet and stuff..

???

lol


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-07-17 08:47 [#00783182]
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no you're not; what you're feeling is called anger, son, not
horny :) or was it the other way around?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 08:48 [#00783184]
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i want to cleanse myself

no cancer ever


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-17 08:52 [#00783189]
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Ya know...sex would do the same thing.

If we had to wait for women to have sex we'd all have cancer
by now.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 09:00 [#00783203]
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yeah man fuck cancer
this girl i kind of like is listening to my doormouse cd,
she says she liked it

sweet


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-17 09:00 [#00783207]
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i'm gonna unload my carcinagins all over her ass


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-17 09:40 [#00783301]
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Way to be a gentleman rogygbivcore. I wish I was as
charming as you ..... filthy bastard ;).


 


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