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offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-07-14 17:24 [#00778936]
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c'mon i need YOUR input to do this.

My g/f and I have been living together for two months and
today I dumped her... I need her out.

all suggestions would be great. ty

;0


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-07-14 17:25 [#00778939]
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Tell her your boyfriend is coming around to stay the night.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-14 17:25 [#00778940]
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It seems xltronic all hit puberty at the same time. Go on
everyone and replicate yourselves. Just remember that your
half clones will be as miserable with an equal inability to
fight the urge to replicate.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-14 17:26 [#00778942]
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Murder is the answer. Have fun !


 

offline Clic on 2003-07-14 17:26 [#00778943]
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Haha


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:27 [#00778945]
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ouch!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-14 17:27 [#00778946]
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isn't it a bit more complicated, and requires more than a
5-minute solution?
Who is going to keep your (ex)love nest?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:27 [#00778947]
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but it's good to talk about freelings 'n sturf.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-14 17:27 [#00778948]
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tie her in a blanket and chuck her out the door its pretty
straight forward
is she big though cause you might need a good blanket


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:27 [#00778949]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



be me

you'll even gain 4 minutes


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-14 17:28 [#00778950]
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i don't think thats funny i think thats depressing reality


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:28 [#00778951]
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you are talking about Mike Oldfield again..?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-14 17:29 [#00778952]
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budoom tish!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:34 [#00778956]
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:)


 

offline USACID from Death Valley (Zambia) on 2003-07-14 17:35 [#00778959]
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tell her she's a fat pig with a bulbous ass, that'll do the
trick


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-14 17:36 [#00778960]
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show her this thread you made.

should do the trick.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-14 17:39 [#00778966]
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You sure seem to be heartbroken.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-07-14 17:40 [#00778968]
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well put

=D


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 18:10 [#00778997]
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baby, I don't love you any more

I can feel this bottled up, deep inside of me
the way it pushes me to break, the feelings that remain

I can't care for you like I used to, and I won't live with
you anymore

easy, and honest


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-14 18:14 [#00778999]
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cut the baby off the front and your good to go


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-14 19:14 [#00779024]
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just be honest and straight foward. anything you keep to
yourself during this time will only end up hurting the two
of you 10x more eventually..

..just let it all out and tell her to scram.

:\


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-14 19:20 [#00779026]
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you could show her what you look like when you're not
wearing make up


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-07-14 19:38 [#00779030]
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this thread is a self-success


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-14 20:20 [#00779049]
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Ask her if she'd be interested in strapping on a dildo then
having her perform anal sex while giving you reacharound.

Or maybe you can hire a hooker to come over and make your
x-girlfriend watch as you perform a 'hot lunch'.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-07-14 20:23 [#00779055]
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honesty is the best policy.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-14 20:34 [#00779060]
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hey man - you live right beside me almost - is she hot? if
so send her over here


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-14 20:38 [#00779063]
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man, not helping is so much funnier than helping!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-07-14 21:15 [#00779085]
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fat chance


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-07-14 21:23 [#00779089]
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wait til she goes away and stack her stuff outside the door
then change your locks
quick!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-14 21:38 [#00779100]
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you could also punch her in the uterus


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-14 21:41 [#00779106]
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um... just tell her?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 21:50 [#00779112]
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well, you can take the path of honesty and virtue

or just toss her shit to the curb........

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-14 22:02 [#00779118]
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MAKE HER EAT YOUR POO


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-14 23:05 [#00779129]
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am i the only one who noticed this?

he said he dumped her. past tense. so, if he dumped her, why
is it an issue? It should be a pretty obvious sign that you
want her gone


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-14 23:47 [#00779134]
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lol, I think you are correct, but they do live together

I think he needs a nice way to say, get your shit to the
curb toots


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-15 00:05 [#00779136]
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a/s/l


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-07-15 06:23 [#00779356]
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-mindfuck-


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-05 18:31 [#00978873]
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make her an IDM mix cd


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-05 18:32 [#00978879]
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how to lose a girl in 5 days...


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2003-12-05 18:37 [#00978902]
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stop showering


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-05 18:39 [#00978908]
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tell her to scram


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2003-12-05 18:43 [#00978917]
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bite her on the clitoris
i bet that fucking hurts


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-05 18:45 [#00978920]
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haha, my posts we're hilarious, but only to me.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-05 18:48 [#00978927]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



hey look, Mike Oldfield got mentioned!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-05 18:48 [#00978929]
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I like that one.

yes.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2003-12-05 18:52 [#00978934]
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Whats a hot lunch?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-05 18:58 [#00978939]
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It is a lunch that has been warmed and is therefore uncold.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2003-12-05 19:05 [#00978948]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker



"It is a lunch that has been warmed and is therefore
uncold."

c'mon, that joke was so obvious you shound be embarassed


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-05 19:06 [#00978949]
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i quite enjoyed it.

it was very clear and direct in its humor, and therefore
quite likeable.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-05 19:08 [#00978952]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



yes, the clarity was one of the things that I liked about it
too.

also seems Fabien has a sense of style, which is highly
surprising, to say the least.

overall: well done and a big thumbs up!


 


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