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c'mon i need YOUR input to do this. My g/f and I have been living together for two months and today I dumped her... I need her out. all suggestions would be great. ty ;0 |
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Tell her your boyfriend is coming around to stay the night. |
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It seems xltronic all hit puberty at the same time. Go on everyone and replicate yourselves. Just remember that your half clones will be as miserable with an equal inability to fight the urge to replicate. |
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Murder is the answer. Have fun ! |
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Haha |
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ouch! |
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isn't it a bit more complicated, and requires more than a 5-minute solution? Who is going to keep your (ex)love nest? |
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but it's good to talk about freelings 'n sturf. |
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tie her in a blanket and chuck her out the door its pretty straight forward is she big though cause you might need a good blanket |
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be me you'll even gain 4 minutes |
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i don't think thats funny i think thats depressing reality |
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you are talking about Mike Oldfield again..? |
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budoom tish! |
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:) |
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tell her she's a fat pig with a bulbous ass, that'll do the trick |
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show her this thread you made. should do the trick. |
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You sure seem to be heartbroken. |
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well put =D |
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baby, I don't love you any more I can feel this bottled up, deep inside of me the way it pushes me to break, the feelings that remain I can't care for you like I used to, and I won't live with you anymore easy, and honest |
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cut the baby off the front and your good to go |
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just be honest and straight foward. anything you keep to yourself during this time will only end up hurting the two of you 10x more eventually.. ..just let it all out and tell her to scram. :\ |
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you could show her what you look like when you're not wearing make up |
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this thread is a self-success |
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Ask her if she'd be interested in strapping on a dildo then having her perform anal sex while giving you reacharound. Or maybe you can hire a hooker to come over and make your x-girlfriend watch as you perform a 'hot lunch'. |
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honesty is the best policy. |
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hey man - you live right beside me almost - is she hot? if so send her over here |
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man, not helping is so much funnier than helping! |
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fat chance |
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wait til she goes away and stack her stuff outside the door then change your locks quick! |
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you could also punch her in the uterus |
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um... just tell her? |
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well, you can take the path of honesty and virtue or just toss her shit to the curb........ DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!! |
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MAKE HER EAT YOUR POO |
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am i the only one who noticed this? he said he dumped her. past tense. so, if he dumped her, why is it an issue? It should be a pretty obvious sign that you want her gone |
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lol, I think you are correct, but they do live together I think he needs a nice way to say, get your shit to the curb toots |
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a/s/l |
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-mindfuck- |
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make her an IDM mix cd |
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how to lose a girl in 5 days... |
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stop showering |
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tell her to scram |
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bite her on the clitoris i bet that fucking hurts |
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haha, my posts we're hilarious, but only to me. |
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hey look, Mike Oldfield got mentioned! |
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I like that one. yes. |
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Whats a hot lunch? |
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It is a lunch that has been warmed and is therefore uncold. |
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"It is a lunch that has been warmed and is therefore uncold." c'mon, that joke was so obvious you shound be embarassed |
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i quite enjoyed it. it was very clear and direct in its humor, and therefore quite likeable. |
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yes, the clarity was one of the things that I liked about it too. also seems Fabien has a sense of style, which is highly surprising, to say the least. overall: well done and a big thumbs up! |
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