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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-13 11:16 [#00776920]
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Ah, the common phenomenom of Jizm Blindness !


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-13 11:22 [#00776925]
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Apart from my three daily 2,5 hour wanking sessions I have
nothing to share with you guys except that time when I was
caught wanking on a tractor wearing only a red clown's nose
and pokémon oven mittens.


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-13 11:28 [#00776931]
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It happens to the best of us all.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-13 11:28 [#00776932]
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was it a sponsored wank for Comic Relief? :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-13 11:32 [#00776935]
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surrounds story is out of a seinfeld episode - that happened
to George Costanza once.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-13 11:34 [#00776938]
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No, it was a wanking marathon sponsored by Ronald McDonald
House Charities.

Those were the days I tell you....



 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-13 11:36 [#00776940]
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im too lazy to read the tread i just posted :)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-13 13:16 [#00777115]
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lol !!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-13 13:20 [#00777124]
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they all involve weak toilet paperr. so takes marlowes
advice - DON'T buy cheap toilet paperr


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-13 13:55 [#00777208]
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I have pateneted the Jizz Paper -- it's super absorbant,
whilst not sticking to your cock ! bliss !!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-13 13:56 [#00777209]
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yeah marlowes here !!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-13 14:15 [#00777235]
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sounds like my bed sheets


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-13 14:36 [#00777283]
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But it doesn't have to be washed.

I wonder why the less experienced the person is at
masturbating, the better it feels. First time with my left
hand was fantastic. And then when my girlfriend does it...
well, there's not a word for it yet.

Yet my right hand, Mr. Experienced, fails to come close (no
pun intended).


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-13 14:37 [#00777285]
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lol !!


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2003-07-13 18:56 [#00777569]
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- Collect it
- Add it when making some ice lollipops
- Add it when making some gelatin. Create your own designs
and effects.
- Distribute your food with those special persons
- ENJOY THE SHOW!!


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-13 18:58 [#00777578]
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I have no idea what's more worrying... that post, or the
avatar.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-13 19:00 [#00777585]
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neither, it might be his sister, oh god i hope its nothing
more than that


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-13 19:12 [#00777617]
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cumma cumma cumma cumma cumma camelion


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-13 19:13 [#00777620]
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i'm going to materrbate to an orriental girrl getting
fucked. i'll trry and spice it up so i have a storry to
tell.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-13 19:18 [#00777628]
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your hairy palms tells enough :0)


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2003-07-13 21:13 [#00777761]
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neto's post brought to mind this
this

(http://www.slowlydownward.com/con.html)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-13 22:20 [#00777797]
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wow
that was disturbingly beautiful


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2003-07-13 22:36 [#00777804]
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he often is


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-09-06 07:56 [#01326171]
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wankers


 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2004-09-06 08:03 [#01326180]
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my mate joe works in a pub/bar.... in the daytime its a
realy quiet place except for all the old men and dole
scroungers......

anyhow one day my mate joe has to clean the pub toilets
yuk... it gets worse.. whilst hes scrubbing an old man
leaves the cubicle next to him so my mate joe goes in to see
if it was a mess, on the back of the door the old man had
stuck up a page from some porno with his own man
gooh!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-09-06 08:16 [#01326196]
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On top of a skijump-hill :P


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-06 09:12 [#01326265]
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Wristspect...

Heh


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 09:13 [#01326269]
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The wanking story that you mention Xammax is possibly the
one I told.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-06 09:33 [#01326296]
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Yes I think so...

Dreadful fuckin story that.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2004-09-06 11:47 [#01326516]
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there are no muscles in the cock


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 11:55 [#01326524]
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But there are over 8,000 bones.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-06 11:56 [#01326527]
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In mine anyway... as well as a pencil and a few paperclips.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-06 12:16 [#01326549]
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i've jerked off at every job i've ever had except this one.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2004-09-06 16:14 [#01326918]
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You know Paul, the taste of your cum reflects what you've
consumed recently. Most smoker's cum is pretty bitter. Go
suck a non-smoker's cock and tell what you think... if you
want to improve the taste of yours, try eating strawberries
and/or pineapple before you anticipate wanking/getting head.
(or lay off the cigs) Kisses!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-09-06 16:20 [#01326928]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



labor day, more like WANK day HAHAHAHAOMG


 


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