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i solved the chicken and the egg theory about a year ago its quite basic if you follow the laws of evolution ie it had to be the egg first because what was inside the egg was the chicken as we know it before that it was a similar animal to chicken but a step down the evolutionary ladder simple as that *pats himself on back* "well done old boy jolly good show, what" |
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Life is completely pointless on a philosophical level, but if you want to continue filling your belly just for the sheer bloody- mindedness of it, Darwin pointed out the basic game plan and Ayn Rand filled in the egotistical details. |
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how aeroplanes stay in the air? |
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difference in pressure keeps them up |
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darwin was a silly guy...look what happened to his islands - goats ate them |
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Why do men prefer blondes? |
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they're dumber, hence easier to seduce. j/k |
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not all of them do |
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do they? they stand out morre on the strreet yeah, but a yellow carr makes you look morre than a black carr. it says nothing about the quality. |
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Blondes are seen as less likely to have a successful career, therefore can be manipulated into a domestic environment. |
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i'm so cool |
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1. why does mayonaise taste so gross 2. how come when you sit down your butt hurts 3. why does your butt hurt. |
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I was talking generally. |
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2.piles 3.piles |
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1. hmm.. maybe its the egg yolks, vegetable oil, mustard, vinegar or lemon juice you dont like in there.. 2) hemmroids maybe? 3) see #2 |
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? And if yes, how? Watusi, The Twist, The Hippy-Hippy Shake? Tap? Belly? |
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yes, it was the bat-tusi |
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foxtrot mainly but he kept touching my ass and didnt know how to lead |
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Speaking of belly dancing theres gonna be some belly dancers at this mediterranian resturant down the way this weekend, but my girlfriends gonna be out of town and she says I can't go... what should I do? |
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hahahah mayo is gross! |
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go but cover your trail |
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it's ok mixed with tuna |
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with mayonnaise? |
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yeah mayo with tuna aint bad, or on SOME select sandwiches, but even then I hardly put it on. |
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or chicken.... |
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how far have you got to go? |
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there are certain brands of mayo that come from the dark side... like DUKES mayo.. some brands are ok in moderation though. |
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i wish i were on the street and dave chappelle approached me for the "ask a black person" segment of his show featuring paul mooney. i'd ask why so many black people say "axe" instead of "ask" or "cent" when they mean "cents" (and this is long before 50 Cent). |
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thank you nobsmuggler, |
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a new question... 1: are there any software sound amplifier programs to make quiet sound card go louder? 2: Am I better off buying an actual hardware amplifier and leading the sound through that? |
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You're better off buying a new soundcard methinks |
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Do dog's know how dumb they are when they're chasing their tails? Do cat's realize that they can't catch a beam of light? |
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actually, in holland we say cent instead of cents as well, same with every currency. always singular when we talk about the price of goods. i guess they stole it from us :) |
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no, and,.... no. |
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unless the soundcard has it's own amplifier, they simply cannot produce the wattage need to run loud through line out into a (my) stereo, so,... I need an amplifier |
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i agree with exx.. sounds like you need a better sound card its a bit cheaper and easier than fckin about with a amp |
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I have 3 soundcars,. all of which are supposed to be fairly good soundcards,.. they all play at the same volume, so I think my stereo might be the problem, thus, an amp is my only option, unless there are soundcards that have volume going up to 40X what most soundcards do |
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is your stereo stack or combi? |
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yeah it makes cence :) you dont say "that cost me 99 pences" |
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combi |
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"Do cat's realize that they can't catch a beam of light?" > similar things could be said about men... do men realize they will never live forever even though some try to? that they will never see/talk to this hypothetical god some of them still prey? that they can never reach a state of total peace, nor realize all their dreams/utopias/fantasies? that there are things they will never know? that they will never see alive back who and what is dead? of course, you can say that just because it never did doesn't mean it never will... and that even if it is impossibe, we can always try... and you're right about this! maybe a cat will once catch a beam of light, who knows? and even if he will never manage to catch it, he can still try... =) |
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sell it and buy a stack combis are like using a hammer to put a screw in itll do the job but not properly |
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:\ sound like drastic action to me... |
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uuummmm....... cat's are cute =oD |
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YES! that's why they do it, they're trying to look cute in order to gain more of their masters affection! |
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