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"If you aim for nothing you'll hit it" (cringeworthy self-motivation mantra crap) "Going faster won't get you there any quicker" (lie) "Charity begins at home" (excuse for tightfisted racist bastards) "You can have too much of anything" (obviously. thats what "Too" means.) "When you grow up and join the REAL world...." (you mean YOUR world ; The shitty one) "Sexing up" (new ministry of information euphemism for 'Lying') |
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"Its not you , its me" :D |
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anything that comes out from the mouth of the man in your avatar (or anyone from the "insulting to humans and primates alike" administration, for that matter) |
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add to that the ever classic: "let's just be friends, ok?" |
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"I don't want to lose you as a friend" ;D |
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"what would jesus do?" |
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MANTICORE...LETF YOU A MESSAGE ON THE TOPIC YOU STARTED...K |
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"No, I don't want you to stick THAT thing in me." |
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"The battle for hearts and minds" (this , according to the ministry of information , was the real war going on in Iraq. Awww... Nice way of describing The slaughter of kiddies, eh.) |
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"i'm anti-war, but i'm pro-troops" |
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Generation 'next' |
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yes, braindance ...LOL but they never mean it do they ;o |
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"anti-war but pro-troops" , thats a great one... real typical moron line that heh... "The ends justify the means" yep. 5,000 people blown to bits , an evil psycho on the loose and mob-rule ... couldn't have asked for more |
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"i'd like to thank the lord jesus christ, and my manager, and most of all my fans!" (for buying my shitty music and filling my coffers with their hard-earned cash they ought to have spent on something of decent quality instead) |
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why didn't you just make one more of thread bashing W. Bush? one more into the pile of hundreds...... next! |
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"I like my bum" - fleetmouse |
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"why didn't you just make one more of thread bashing W. Bush? one more into the pile of hundreds...... next!" blatant echo |
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"no pain, no gain" |
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"save the best till last" |
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"would you be in my grave as quick" |
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"my way or the highway" (thanks, fred durst!) |
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'at least u tried your best' YEAH AND IT WASNT GOOD ENOUGH! LIKE I NEED REMINDING! |
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"was it as good for you as it was for me?" |
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"I'll have to regroup" Tim Henman says this after every match. Like, How many of you are there , Tim ? |
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pleading the 5th (that's the 5th amendment to the U.S. constitution, for those not in the know) |
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"we need to talk" "I need to know where I stand" Also , I genuinely get baffled by people who ask whether you enjoyed something or not by asking... "How did you sleep?" "How did you find the pub?" etc... to which i shamefully reply something like ; "Well i just lay on my back , closed my eyes and went for it..." "I followed the smell of brut and student vomit" |
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"the dog ate my homework" |
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A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush Sorry, but I just don't get this one Is it about lesbian orgies or something ?! |
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"i told you!" |
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'was it something i said?' |
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erm, maybe it's like a twist on the good ol' "killing two birds with one stone"? |
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"god made me do it!" |
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'now you've done it' oh thanks for the obvious observation now i've kicked the football thru the neighbours greenhouse |
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"I'm arresting you for rape" |
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"is my arse too big?" |
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i hate when people say "I could care less" because it means that you care to some extent....or maybe it is just sarcastic? i have no idea. |
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maybe they're trying to imply that they care less than society expects them to, so as to say that they care somewhat, but only when necessary. otherwise they ought to just shut their trap or say "i don't give a flying toss!" |
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"if no one else is doing it, why should you?" (attack on one's right to individuality) "should have" (criticism with reference to the past, but nothing really is achieved but shame) |
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"my dad could beat up your dad" (instilling a sense of inferiority in those one is not fond of at an early age) |
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AOL classics: "ne ladies wanna tlak with a 13/m im me" "asl" (pisses me off so much!) "fag" (self-explanatory) |
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"hey guys listen to some melodic indie rock i made" |
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"when you want to do it, you can do it" also people calling others "fags" or "whores", using these words as insults... |
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"life is beautiful" "life sucks" both equally irritating... |
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"that's life" |
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"denial is the first sign that you have a problem" --uhh, no.. denial is the first sign i DONT have a problem. |
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"no pain, no gain" ..nope.. its "no pain..... no pain" confuse lost people when they ask for directions "follow me.. i'll be right behind you" |
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"whatever doesn't kill you will only make you stronger" - like, a stroke for example? broken leg maybe? |
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