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offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 05:50 [#00752973]
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...are on over here. No, i am not taking part, you
bastards, but if i were, what would be a nice event to win a
gold in?

Paraplegic 100 meters?




 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-23 05:57 [#00752982]
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I'd like to excel at the limbless synchronized swimming if I
had the choice.


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 06:01 [#00752986]
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is not nice to make fun of disadvantaged people. :(



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 06:04 [#00752988]
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... my best freinds are spastics, Jedy.



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-23 06:05 [#00752992]
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yeah, some of my friends are complete mongers too.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-23 06:09 [#00752994]
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I agree...not funny at all. It is not something that should
be joked about - have some respect!


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 06:13 [#00752999]
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Thalidomide Hammer Throwing. Expect a lot of crushed toes.


 

offline alnuit on 2003-06-23 06:18 [#00753004]
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God...

this is so tasteless. Guys, give it a break... please...


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 06:28 [#00753013]
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Hearing impaired steeplechase.

"On your marks"
"Get set"
"Go!"

"Go!"

"Lads..... go!, go on now! Quick!"



 

offline zyx from Beijing (China) on 2003-06-23 06:29 [#00753015]
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For chirst sake, my band is called Zebra Pares... I think
you can joke about anything...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 06:33 [#00753020]
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I think the disabled olympics are a little unfair in some
respects... frequently you see a person with a minor
disability absolutely thrash someone who is totally
crippled. An example would be that famous female swimmer-
her only disability is that she is missing one hand. Not an
arm- a hand. It was hardly suprising to see her beating a
woman who was paralysed from the waist down...

Wheelchair events are a bit different, though.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 06:37 [#00753021]
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Wheelchair hurdles... ouch!



 

offline alnuit on 2003-06-23 06:53 [#00753030]
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But the special olympics are not for winning...they are for
the joy of sporting...winning is quite secondary..

But I can see your point of view...


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-06-23 06:59 [#00753039]
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Rubbish! how patronising, They don't just want to wheel
around holding a javelin in their teeth. I'm sure they'd
love to win.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 07:21 [#00753064]
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whats better than winning the special olympics


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-06-23 07:22 [#00753065]
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Yeah, but you could never have a totally equal contest.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 07:27 [#00753069]
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...unless you took an ice pick to the spine of every
competitor. I'm wondering if being blinbd counts. I was
practicing swimming with my eyes closed this weekend.
Suprising how much less scary it is than running with your
eyes closed.

roygbivcore: ...not being disabled at all. Pretty tasteless
joke...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 07:28 [#00753071]
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yes i always notcied that. it can be verry unfairr


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-23 07:29 [#00753072]
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yeah man they don't go to that efforrt to lose


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 07:42 [#00753077]
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not taking part!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 07:54 [#00753084]
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no no no

having legs


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 08:12 [#00753103]
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to be truly fair, all umpires, coaches and spectators should
be "special" too. It´d be like fucking World War 3 in the
stadium!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-23 08:15 [#00753106]
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You're a sick puppy Keyfumbler.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 08:18 [#00753114]
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ceri

deep down

i think we're all sick puppies


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 08:19 [#00753116]
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Remember David Brent and how he treated that office girl in
the wheelchair?

Hilarious........!


 

offline jingle from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 08:26 [#00753136]
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it is a pretty uneven event when you see like a blind guy
and a guy with no legs in the shooting contest- especially
if the wheelchair guy cheats by shooting the blind guy in
the legs to make himself feel better. only kiddin but it
really had someone with cystic fibrosis running against a
guy with no legs: no contest really.

i find it strange that there is a gay olympics, especially
as race-walking is in the normal olympics too...


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 08:30 [#00753141]
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whats next hte special-gay olympics from famine-torn
Somalia?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-06-23 08:31 [#00753143]
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whats next the Special-Gay Olympics from famine-torn
Somalia?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-23 09:51 [#00753262]
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man i think i just lost most of my respect for you


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2003-06-23 10:07 [#00753288]
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Could I perform in the autistic hurdle stacking event?


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-23 10:10 [#00753289]
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what song goes better with the special olympics?

donkey rhubarb or
girl/boy song


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2003-06-23 10:38 [#00753340]
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the music from Donkey Kong


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-23 10:40 [#00753341]
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aaahh yes, even better


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-23 10:43 [#00753343]
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the Special Olympics were held here a couple years ago.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-23 10:47 [#00753344]
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i actually attended the event, supporting the Hong Kong ice
skating team.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-23 10:47 [#00753345]
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Instead of the hammer throw, they should have chuck the
dwarf.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-23 15:56 [#00753898]
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wanna win some easy money? go to the bookies, but a tenner
or whatever on any of the athletes at the special olympics.
then when they come last, go back to the bookies and tell
them "they're all winners"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-23 16:00 [#00753905]
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w00t!


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