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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 01:32 [#00721704]
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i swear to god. i was at 7-11 and i hadn't eaten all day,
and i was going to buy a poor boy sandwich, but then there
was this BIG ASS SANDWICH with the hulk on it, and i was
like yeah yeah yeah!

but the fuckers got bacon bits on it! i cleared them all
off, but there's lingering taste on it and i can't eat it
at all. i had to spit out a mouth full of sandwich, i
couldn't even swallow.

i've got to know: how can you people eat this shit?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-31 01:37 [#00721706]
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bacon from 7-11 is gross. Homemade is way better.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-05-31 01:37 [#00721707]
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Easily.....yummy bacon sandwich with tomatoe ketchup or
brown sauce!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 01:49 [#00721708]
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You're eating 7-11 sandwiches?

Time to consider your diet, roy...

:P


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-05-31 01:51 [#00721709]
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I didn't realise you meant 7-11 sandwiches.....never had one


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 01:54 [#00721712]
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Anything prepared that comes from a convenient store is not
fit for human consumption, as far as I'm concerned. Not
even for a Jedi.

;P


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 02:13 [#00721715]
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nah dude, poorboy sandwiches are hella good

but ugh pretty much any meat that comes from a pig is
nasty.

i learned a lesson today. when it comes to sandwiches, club
means "with bacon"


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 03:13 [#00721726]
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oh man,
YOU WASTED THAT BACON!!??!!!

OH DEAR GOD WHY!!!????!!? WHY DID I HAVE TO READ THIS??!!
WHY WHY WHY??!!

..wait.. ok calm down... it's probably still good. if we
get the word out, maybe somebody can rescue that bacon. it
doesn't have to go to waste. PLEASE DON'T LET IT GO TO
WASTE!!!

wait..

it didn't really happen.. he was just joking.. he didn't
just waste bacon. this is some kind of joke; a cruel,
diabolical, joke. of course. thats it. just a little funny
message. HA HA! of course he didn't just throw away bacon.
HA HA HA!! it's going to be ok... just calm yourself.

ok that was pretty funny. so uh.. really what happened to
the bacon? you were going to save it for later so you could
have DOUBLE bacon on your next sandwich right? mmm double
bacon... mmm...

so i'll expect a quick post very soon describing the
decadant DOUBLE BACON sandwich you ate. post a pic of you
eating it too.. oh man... yesss... bacon pictures... mmmm...



 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2003-05-31 04:02 [#00721755]
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hey i love bacon....but there are some places where it is
not bacon, but some crappy old mouldy alternative. if anyone
ever goes to birmingham NEC, dont have a BLT...you'll regret
it :) ive never heard of 7-11, must be some american
thing. get bacon from a butchers shop and fry it yourself,
no one can resist it.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-31 05:32 [#00721799]
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i'm vegetarian, and i don't like sandwiches.
(so why did i enter this thread? dunno.)

evolume > weirdo? ' _ -


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 05:45 [#00721805]
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my friends a vegegtarian, and she reckons the only meat that
she would ever be tempted to eat is bacon.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2003-05-31 05:47 [#00721810]
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apparently the smell / sight of bacon is the biggest factor
in turning people back to meat from being veggies.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 06:18 [#00721827]
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bacon sucks, never touch the shit.


 

offline excaliborg from Cheshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 07:21 [#00721866]
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what is 7-11?

bacon is lovely, had some for breakfast.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 11:04 [#00722047]
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7-11 is just a chain of convienient stores, famous for
slurpees.

it doesn't matter how "good" the bacon is, i hate it. i lose
my appetite just from the smell of it.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-31 11:09 [#00722052]
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bacon is yummy... sometimes I like to have egg sandwichs for
breakfast... I'll get two slices of toast, put two or three
eggs (with the yolks nice and runny) and some bacon in
between, and you have a killer breakfast!!! :)


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 12:29 [#00722154]
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7-11 is like the quickey mart on the simpsons. slurpees are
like slushies.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 13:02 [#00722219]
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the simpsons can explain anything


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-31 13:13 [#00722225]
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hey, don't you mean Kwik-E-Mart?

anyway, bacon is sometimes good,.. but the painter of the
same name is better.. how could you not like his
creepy paintings.. even the joker, played by jack nicholson
on the first batman movie, liked his work..


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-31 14:18 [#00722259]
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Bacon is quite possibly my favorite food, especially in the
morning. Nothing like a pound of seering swine strips to
get the old motor a runnin!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-31 14:33 [#00722263]
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bacon sucks ass man.
All cool people are vegan,
we all know that ;)


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-31 14:49 [#00722275]
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So you're saying Moby is cool?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-31 16:58 [#00722383]
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moby was cool when he actually practiced the social,
political, and environmental virtues he preached in his
essays and in interviews. strange how his slacking off on
this coincided with his stardom.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-31 17:04 [#00722387]
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i used to be obsessed with eating at the gas station.
theres just so many things to choose from and all of them
are usually ready to eat.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-31 17:12 [#00722401]
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i love bacon?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 21:13 [#00722629]
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yeh, oops
i meant Kwik E Mart

i guess i was still in shock after hearing somebody actually
threw away some bacon.



 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2003-05-31 21:14 [#00722631]
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uzim - me veggie too! no bacon here!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-31 21:17 [#00722633]
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hey, i just realized something,

did you mean 'The Hulk' as in this was a sandwich promoting
the movie? wow. that's fucking awsome.
does this imply that The Hulk is a bacon fan? or just a
club sandwich fan. or maybe he eats bacon and gets all angry
like you and goes and wreaks havoc in a bacon induce rage.


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-31 23:29 [#00722657]
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i liked bacon when i was a little kid, and now i think it's
sick as fuck. the smell makes me feel gross. i actually
don't eat any meat, but bacon is really revolting. just the
texture...it is a nice, juicy shaving of pig ass!


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-06-01 20:54 [#00723513]
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i also dislike bacon.

i don't even put butter on my toast.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 00:37 [#00723626]
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it's the big green guy

it's more like "BE LIKE THE HULK AND EAT A BIG ASS SANDWICH
WITH TONS OF MEAT"

BACON SUCKS


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-02 00:39 [#00723629]
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bacon and all other pork products rule!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU are the ones who are
sucking!!!!!!!!


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-06-02 00:40 [#00723631]
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i just like the way pork is always so salty


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-02 06:13 [#00723942]
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pigmeat is my favourite type of meat. I'm hoping it will
lead me on to human meat... tasty


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 08:53 [#00724081]
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thats ill

all of you


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-02 09:23 [#00724117]
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why? because we happen to disagree with your anti-bacon
stance? If you don't like it, fair enough, but don't say
'thats ill' just because you disagree with something which
is purely a matter or opinion.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 09:24 [#00724119]
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lot of people here tonight, don't drink, don't smoke.
They don't eat butter, no salt, no lard. Because they wanna
live, they give up that good stuff; neck bone, pig tail.

You're gonna feel like a damn fool, layin' at the hospital,
dying from nothing.


-sample from Quasimoto The Unseen


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:06 [#00724232]
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gentlemen, TWO things that are LIFE ESSENTIAL have emerged
from 7-11, cheap as hell coffee, and the
motherfucking SLURPEE.
re-fucking-spect.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:19 [#00724237]
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yo yo

you forgot the
"el taco"

represent


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:27 [#00724248]
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Slurpees, ugh. I try to avoid any beverage laced with
high-fructose corn syrup which is what they put in those things 'cause
it's cheap. Very very bad. Sodas and many fruit drinks are
also full of it.

I'm down to only drinking Coke when I have General Tao's
chicken, and I'm trying to wean myself off that too.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:29 [#00724250]
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more about fructose


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:30 [#00724251]
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yum
high-fructose corn syrup is tasty. so is monosodium
glutamate. these are my two favorite synthetic flavors.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 11:33 [#00724252]
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Oh! Why, you... I, I... but that's... well I never!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:35 [#00724253]
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good links though.
now, when i drink soda, i will always think of you and
obesity.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 11:40 [#00724256]
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and, day before yesterday, when i was eating a bacon
cheeseburger, i thought of roygbivcore and his little yellow
dude showering avatar. none of my buddies thought it was
very funny though.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-06-02 11:41 [#00724257]
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oh no!

My Jumex Guanabana Nectar contains high fructose corn syrup.

*stops drinking delicious drink*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 12:34 [#00724282]
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Is that the drink with the two great tastes of guano and
bananas? :-)

My favorite sweet drink - my woman turned me on to it - is
amaretto and pear juice with a dash of club soda. Orgasmic.
I don't think I drink it often enough to be worried.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-02 12:55 [#00724296]
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i think it's ill that people are so into bacon, or any form
of animal at all.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-02 13:15 [#00724315]
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but the ass is always the best meat, on any animal.

any animal except fish. is this why some veggie people will
still eat fish? i think maybe vegetarianism is a
masticulatory derivation of an ass aversion.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-02 13:23 [#00724325]
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Ass? Boy you need you some bacon education. Bacon is hog
bellies.

Ass is the best meat on a woman, though, I'll grant you
that.


 


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