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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-30 09:00 [#00720931]
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c'est vrai

 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-30 09:03 [#00720935]
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Excellent, maybe it'll die prematurely like Dolly :/

 

offline uzim on 2003-05-30 09:04 [#00720936]
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oui... -_-

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-05-30 09:27 [#00720948]
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sweet find pomme. :)

aw man, i'm just yankin' your chain.

come now mandrake, things can't be that bad.

 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-30 09:30 [#00720959]
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Scientists Clone Up-Beat Gene Story

Reseachers at the Adolf Aikman Institute For Human Progress
today announced that they had successfully cloned yet
another positive news story about gene manipulation.
Scientists at the Institute, based in Never-Never Land, said
that they were 100% successful in re-hashing and talking up
minor acheivments and getting the journalistic world to run
with it as scientific fact and justification for the
billions of dollars in research costs.

Rejecting critics of the technology, Prof Prometheus
stated:

"look, you fucking luddites, if I didn't do this type of
research I'd have to work in a bank or tax office or
something. Besides once we clone a blue whale with a apple
we'd be able to feed the world. They'd have to
pay-through-the-nose for it, but we'd feed the world
nonetheless."


 

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