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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:07 [#00719213]
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the fuck is he on TV and deemed a celebrity? He's the only comedian who can't make people laugh. He acts like he's big and famous and that people love him but I've yet to meet a single person who says that they find him funny. It's not even a colour thing. Every single one of my black friends say that he's actually an embarassment! Who the fuck decreed he should be on TV? I'd rather see Cuntychuck or Bill_Hicks on TV than that prick!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 03:10 [#00719218]
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Yes, he isn't very funny at all. I think he has become famous by acting famous... if you're full of yourself enough stupid people will tend to treat you like some sort of celebrity.
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alnuit
on 2003-05-29 03:11 [#00719219]
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I'd rather see Cuntychuck or Bill_Hicks on TV than that prick!
Wow, then he must be really baaad! :)
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:15 [#00719225]
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Shit yeah he's bad. He even tried to rap once! Sample lyric:
1 2 3 4 get with the wicked. Can I get a woo woo getting with it
I kid you not. That's actually from the song. May not be 100% as I'm going from memory and I always started screaming when it came on.
Ceri: In that case I'm going to start lording it around Bristol on Saturday then.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-05-29 03:32 [#00719231]
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i get what your sayin. he is a pure numpty
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:34 [#00719232]
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Wait a fucking minute. Don't lump me in with that kwik save will smith motherfucker. I am offended.
He's become famous because the BBC is desperate to show how right on it is, employing "cool" black dudes. Hence the equally as mysterious rise to fame of Ian Wright.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:43 [#00719237]
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"Every single one of my black friends say that he's actually an embarassment! "
That fucking statement alone proves that you are an EVEN bigger tosser than Richard Blackwood.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:44 [#00719239]
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I'll lump you in with whoever the fuck I want!
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:45 [#00719240]
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How the fuck does that make me a tosser? I was merely stating it wasn't a race thing.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-29 03:46 [#00719241]
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I've seen his shit
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:47 [#00719242]
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No you weren't.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:18 [#00719253]
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I know what I'm saying bill. When I said it I was stating that it wasn't a race thing. I might've said colour but any person could read race from that.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-05-29 04:24 [#00719256]
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His cousin is Naomi Campbell...which helped him early on in his career...He isn't very talented. His music sucked. He's not funny. He is always on TV...he must be doing something right.
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kluizenaar
from Netherlands Antilles on 2003-05-29 04:28 [#00719258]
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he sucks a mean dick behind the scenes
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 04:28 [#00719259]
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I'll tell you what you were saying -
1. You said that you asked EVERY one of your black friends their opinion on richard blackwood. Do they ask your opinion on say, Matthew Kelly, simply because you are white?
2. You said "Every One" which is a phrase commonly used by people to try and compensate for their latent racism.
3. You used the word "actually" which is used to express surprise. You were surprised at their dislike of Richard Blackwood. Why? Do you think they would automatically like him because they are black. Do you think your black friends have no taste?
All in all a sentence which speaks volumes.
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:33 [#00719260]
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So what? I hate every nigga out there.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-05-29 04:34 [#00719264]
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:D
I asked every one of my peadophile friends if Matthew Kelly was guilty and they said no.
I just phoned all of my black friends and asked if Richard Blackwood was talented and they both said no.
I phoned my Asian friends and asked them but they said they couldn't comment because they weren't black and actually wanted to know my opinion as a white person of the Kumars at No 42. Which I said I liked.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 04:35 [#00719265]
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You like the Kumars?????!!?????
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-05-29 04:39 [#00719267]
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Yes :)
I think the dude who plays the dad is well funny, I piss myself laughing at him.
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 04:39 [#00719268]
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uh huh, your spot on there champ
i saw him give him self an enema on 5 the other day - all in the name of celebrity i guess
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smokehammer
from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-29 04:44 [#00719269]
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"paedophiles can even emit chemicals through keyboards that children are using "
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:52 [#00719277]
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Hmmmmmm
1: Yes I did say Every as I only have about 3 or 4 black friends and they were all together at the same time as we'd gone out for a drink in large group. The day before some friends and i had been talking about shit people on TV and his name came up. We were all white so I wondered if his humour catered to the black audience. The names Chris Evans, Brian Downling and Rhona Cameron came up too. Are you now going to say that I'm against Ginger hair, Gay men and women?
Don't say that's not a possibility because it is.
2: Where the fuck did you get that fact? Can you prove that that is a phrase commonly used to compensate latent racism?
3: I agree that actually can be used to express surprise. I'll be honest, I was surprised that they said he was an embarassment. I didn't think they'd automatically like him because he's black, as I said above I wondered if his humour was more directed at the black community. It turns out the answer is no.
My black friends have no taste. Why's that even an issue here? Does it matter that I don't share all the same interests as them. I don't like all the same shit they do and vice versa. Does that make me a bad person? I don't think so.
In future don't try and class me as something I'm not. I wasn't making a statement like:
GET ALL NIGGAS OFF THE TV!
That would be racist. Inquiring as to why such a talentless twat as Richard Blackwood is on TV is not.
Try and think things through before you run off accusing people of things in future.
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 04:59 [#00719284]
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pointless blackwood factoids
1. his hero is eddie murphy 2. he is in jeopardy of losing his house as he can't afford the payments
http://www.mywapping.co.uk/docklands/celebs&gossip-media.ht m
ho hum
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 05:07 [#00719289]
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Hopefully he won't be on TV much anymore:
"Could it get any worse for Docklands ex resident Richard Blackwood, who had his Jaguar XK8 sports car towed away…
It seems Richard hasn't paid his parking fines - all £4,000 of them, so when the car was spotted parked illegally AGAIN the authorities took action. Now impounded, it will either be auctioned off or Richard will have to pay…
Richard was declared bankrupt earlier this year and has been evicted from his luxury pad on the Isle of Dogs. He now lives with his girlfriend and son."
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 05:11 [#00719290]
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not "girlfriend and son"
but greyhound and mum
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2003-05-29 05:23 [#00719301]
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WHO DA MAN !?
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 05:24 [#00719302]
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Not Mr. Blackwood...
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jamesa
from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 05:30 [#00719308]
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#Richard Blackwood, we love you, We like your face, and your charm too, You're not annoying in any way, Your presenting style means you're here to stay, Everyone knows and it's clear to see, You don't just rip off Eddie Murphy You're very funny, and such a cool dude, And you would win if Will Smith sued, You're such a very witty guy, And all your CDs, I should buy, If there were trouble, I just would, Drop a line to Richard Blackwood#
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-29 05:31 [#00719309]
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oh no - if he can't afford his house, he'll be even more desperate to be on t.v. more often! Noooo!
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 05:50 [#00719321]
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1. That's not a possibilty.
2. I can prove it but to tell you the truth, i can't be arsed.
3. And I did not accuse you of anything. You were, sadly, hung by your own petard.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 06:13 [#00719342]
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1. You're so funny.
2. Well what's the point in making that statement then?!
3. You said "Every One" which is a phrase commonly used by
people to try and compensate for their latent racism.
I read that as an accusation of racism.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 11:06 [#02029832]
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lol
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 11:14 [#02029835]
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is he still going?
1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked Can I get a woo woo Chicks get with it Can I get a what what Fellas you know
RB runs the show
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Brisk
from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-01-10 11:38 [#02029842]
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"...now I actually feel more suggestible. And that was just from one sniff."
classic blackwood.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-10 11:46 [#02029847]
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We had a guy like this here in Canada, who was famous, and had his own talk show, but couldn't make anyone laugh to save his life. Thankfully his show seems to be cancelled, and he's probably dead somewhere!
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