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Richard Blackwood. Why........
 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:07 [#00719213]
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the fuck is he on TV and deemed a celebrity? He's the only
comedian who can't make people laugh. He acts like he's big
and famous and that people love him but I've yet to meet a
single person who says that they find him funny. It's not
even a colour thing. Every single one of my black friends
say that he's actually an embarassment! Who the fuck decreed
he should be on TV? I'd rather see Cuntychuck or Bill_Hicks
on TV than that prick!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 03:10 [#00719218]
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Yes, he isn't very funny at all. I think he has become
famous by acting famous... if you're full of yourself enough
stupid people will tend to treat you like some sort of
celebrity.


 

offline alnuit on 2003-05-29 03:11 [#00719219]
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I'd rather see Cuntychuck or Bill_Hicks on TV than that
prick!


Wow, then he must be really baaad! :)



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:15 [#00719225]
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Shit yeah he's bad. He even tried to rap once! Sample
lyric:

1 2 3 4 get with the wicked. Can I get a woo woo getting
with it


I kid you not. That's actually from the song. May not be
100% as I'm going from memory and I always started screaming
when it came on.

Ceri: In that case I'm going to start lording it around
Bristol on Saturday then.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-05-29 03:32 [#00719231]
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i get what your sayin. he is a pure numpty


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:34 [#00719232]
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Wait a fucking minute. Don't lump me in with that kwik save
will smith motherfucker. I am offended.

He's become famous because the BBC is desperate to show how
right on it is, employing "cool" black dudes. Hence the
equally as mysterious rise to fame of Ian Wright.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:43 [#00719237]
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"Every single one of my black friends
say that he's actually an embarassment! "

That fucking statement alone proves that you are an EVEN
bigger tosser than Richard Blackwood.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:44 [#00719239]
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I'll lump you in with whoever the fuck I want!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:45 [#00719240]
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How the fuck does that make me a tosser? I was merely
stating it wasn't a race thing.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-29 03:46 [#00719241]
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I've seen his shit


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 03:47 [#00719242]
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No you weren't.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:18 [#00719253]
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I know what I'm saying bill. When I said it I was stating
that it wasn't a race thing. I might've said colour but any
person could read race from that.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-05-29 04:24 [#00719256]
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His cousin is Naomi Campbell...which helped him early on in
his career...He isn't very talented. His music sucked. He's
not funny. He is always on TV...he must be doing something
right.


 

offline kluizenaar from Netherlands Antilles on 2003-05-29 04:28 [#00719258]
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he sucks a mean dick behind the scenes


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 04:28 [#00719259]
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I'll tell you what you were saying -

1. You said that you asked EVERY one of your black friends
their opinion on richard blackwood. Do they ask your opinion
on say, Matthew Kelly, simply because you are white?

2. You said "Every One" which is a phrase commonly used by
people to try and compensate for their latent racism.

3. You used the word "actually" which is used to express
surprise. You were surprised at their dislike of Richard
Blackwood. Why? Do you think they would automatically like
him because they are black. Do you think your black friends
have no taste?

All in all a sentence which speaks volumes.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:33 [#00719260]
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So what? I hate every nigga out there.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-05-29 04:34 [#00719264]
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:D

I asked every one of my peadophile friends if Matthew Kelly
was guilty and they said no.

I just phoned all of my black friends and asked if Richard
Blackwood was talented and they both said no.

I phoned my Asian friends and asked them but they said they
couldn't comment because they weren't black and actually
wanted to know my opinion as a white person of the Kumars at
No 42. Which I said I liked.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 04:35 [#00719265]
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You like the Kumars?????!!?????


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-05-29 04:39 [#00719267]
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Yes :)

I think the dude who plays the dad is well funny, I piss
myself laughing at him.


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 04:39 [#00719268]
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uh huh, your spot on there champ

i saw him give him self an enema on 5 the other day - all in
the name of celebrity i guess



 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-29 04:44 [#00719269]
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"paedophiles can even emit chemicals through keyboards that
children are using "


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 04:52 [#00719277]
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Hmmmmmm

1: Yes I did say Every as I only have about 3 or 4 black
friends and they were all together at the same time as we'd
gone out for a drink in large group. The day before some
friends and i had been talking about shit people on TV and
his name came up. We were all white so I wondered if his
humour catered to the black audience. The names Chris Evans,
Brian Downling and Rhona Cameron came up too. Are you now
going to say that I'm against Ginger hair, Gay men and
women?
Don't say that's not a possibility because it is.

2: Where the fuck did you get that fact? Can you prove that
that is a phrase commonly used to compensate latent racism?

3: I agree that actually can be used to express surprise.
I'll be honest, I was surprised that they said he was an
embarassment. I didn't think they'd automatically like him
because he's black, as I said above I wondered if his humour
was more directed at the black community. It turns out the
answer is no.
My black friends have no taste. Why's that even an issue
here? Does it matter that I don't share all the same
interests as them. I don't like all the same shit they do
and vice versa. Does that make me a bad person? I don't
think so.

In future don't try and class me as something I'm not. I
wasn't making a statement like:

GET ALL NIGGAS OFF THE TV!

That would be racist. Inquiring as to why such a talentless
twat as Richard Blackwood is on TV is not.

Try and think things through before you run off accusing
people of things in future.


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 04:59 [#00719284]
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pointless blackwood factoids

1. his hero is eddie murphy
2. he is in jeopardy of losing his house as he can't afford
the payments

http://www.mywapping.co.uk/docklands/celebs&gossip-media.ht
m

ho hum



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 05:07 [#00719289]
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Hopefully he won't be on TV much anymore:

"Could it get any worse for Docklands ex resident Richard
Blackwood, who had his Jaguar XK8 sports car towed away…

It seems Richard hasn't paid his parking fines - all £4,000
of them, so when the car was spotted parked illegally AGAIN
the authorities took action. Now impounded, it will either
be auctioned off or Richard will have to pay…

Richard was declared bankrupt earlier this year and has been
evicted from his luxury pad on the Isle of Dogs. He now
lives with his girlfriend and son."


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 05:11 [#00719290]
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not "girlfriend and son"

but greyhound and mum


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-05-29 05:23 [#00719301]
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WHO DA MAN !?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 05:24 [#00719302]
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Not Mr. Blackwood...


 

offline jamesa from United Kingdom on 2003-05-29 05:30 [#00719308]
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#Richard Blackwood, we love you,
We like your face, and your charm too,
You're not annoying in any way,
Your presenting style means you're here to stay,
Everyone knows and it's clear to see,
You don't just rip off Eddie Murphy
You're very funny, and such a cool dude,
And you would win if Will Smith sued,
You're such a very witty guy,
And all your CDs, I should buy,
If there were trouble, I just would,
Drop a line to Richard Blackwood#



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-29 05:31 [#00719309]
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oh no - if he can't afford his house, he'll be even more
desperate to be on t.v. more often! Noooo!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 05:50 [#00719321]
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1. That's not a possibilty.

2. I can prove it but to tell you the truth, i can't be
arsed.

3. And I did not accuse you of anything. You were, sadly,
hung by your own petard.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 06:13 [#00719342]
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1. You're so funny.

2. Well what's the point in making that statement then?!

3. You said "Every One" which is a phrase commonly used
by
people to try and compensate for their latent racism.


I read that as an accusation of racism.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-01-10 11:06 [#02029832]
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lol


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-01-10 11:14 [#02029835]
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is he still going?

1, 2, 3, 4, get with the wicked
Can I get a woo woo
Chicks get with it
Can I get a what what
Fellas you know

RB runs the show


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2007-01-10 11:38 [#02029842]
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"...now I actually feel more suggestible. And that was just
from one sniff."

classic blackwood.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2007-01-10 11:46 [#02029847]
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We had a guy like this here in Canada, who was famous, and
had his own talk show, but couldn't make anyone laugh to
save his life. Thankfully his show seems to be cancelled,
and he's probably dead somewhere!


 


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