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offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 02:30 [#00719177]
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This is one for the UK people... but I was flicking
channels last night, and BBC3 was showing a programme called
'Dale's Wedding'... I laughed and had a look as that's my
name. Then I saw.

Dale Winton married Nell McAndrew???!!???

What - the - fuck!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 02:31 [#00719179]
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Your name's wedding?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 02:32 [#00719180]
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Chortle chortle... you know what I mean fucko!!!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-29 02:34 [#00719182]
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I reckon dale and ed norton would get along just fine. As
for nell mcandrew, she always looked like a bit of a fag hag
to me.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 02:35 [#00719183]
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Yes, the barmaid in my local informed me of this last night.


Nell McAndrew used to be attractive when she was the Lara
Croft Model circa 1999/2000. Since she cut her hair and
spent 6 hours a day in the gym she looks a tad too butch for
my tastes. Perhaps this is why Dale likes her ;)


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 02:36 [#00719184]
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GAY GAY GAY!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 02:36 [#00719185]
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Dale Winton's old enough to be Norton's father, at least he
looks it. You got a point about Nell there, though.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-05-29 02:51 [#00719196]
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Is this real? I read about it too. I assumed the man was
gay. Is this just for a programme or is it for real?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 02:53 [#00719199]
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The barmaid who informed me of it said that it was a legit
wedding, a guy man in the pub said Winton really was gay.

Sounds like a publicity stunt to me or one of those
deplorable "marriage between friends" that people who've
missed the boat resort to in an attempt to prevent
themselves from dying alone.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-05-29 03:01 [#00719204]
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It just doesn't figure. They are totally mismatched.
Bizarre.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-29 03:03 [#00719208]
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"guy man" = gay man.


 

offline RobE from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:03 [#00719209]
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I think it was all just a stunt.

I thought DW was bi.....

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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:04 [#00719210]
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This is the craziest shit I've ever heard. Dale Winton, one
of the most annoying men on TV, and Nell McAndrew married?
What the fuck is going on here then?!?!?!?! Fucking hell
this is crazy. Next we'll have Liza Minelli getting
married....... Oh wait.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:09 [#00719216]
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At the end of the programme, Winton alluded that it could
all be fake. Can't remember the exact words. Most of the
guests made veiled comments about the strangeness of it, and
Cilla Black said "When Dale told me he was getting married,
I thought, who's the lucky fella?"

Arf.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 03:13 [#00719224]
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Bless Cilla for that comment. I think that SHE should've
married him. She's probably a bit slack round front now so
she could keep him happy with her muddy river.


 

offline blrr from the block on 2003-05-29 03:43 [#00719236]
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my surname is Winton.

no relation.

thankfully.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-29 05:38 [#00719316]
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what the... Dale Winton is MARRIED?? to a WOMAN?? holy
kazzow -- is he gonna go down the elton john route or
something?


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 10:29 [#00719662]
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my sister told me about this, id didnt believe her...

cant be real! where am i gonna find another man like dale?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-29 10:34 [#00719664]
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He's been married before


 


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