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If I ring up someone (a lady), what do you say: Hello, nice bra? Nice wrist. Do you want to come to the butchers? Any other ideas, I am shit, I think I may start saving for one of those real life dolls. |
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the appropriate line is: Would you like a pizza and a fuck? -then when you get slapped or kicked in the junk. ~ask whats wrong with pizza ? |
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Hello How are you? What are you up to? What's new? What are you doing? Would you like to hang out sometime? bla bla bla... it ain't that hard. |
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- want a coke and a fuck? - NO - how about a 7up then |
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Tell her you want to write her name in cheese. |
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corrupt girl, can that be modified to: Hello Who are you? What are you up to? What's new? What are you doing? Would you like to hang out sometime? bla bla bla... If the girl belongs to a random number from the phone book? |
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Only joking about the random nature of the call. I may try it out. If they say no, it could be embarrassing next time an encounter occurs. I could deny it. Saying that I am not a paraplegic sumo wrestler, I think I have a low self esteem from hanging round this place / the internet. |
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god damn you must be desperate. okay try this, if a girl answers be like "my i ask who im speaking to?" and she'll say her name... then be like "oh i thought it was you... do you remember me?" and make up some story how you met her somewhere where everyone goes.. like the grocery store... then ask her if she'd like to meet up again. If she's smart and cool, she'll know you'll bullshitting her.. but she'll like it cause she's cool. She'll think you're out-going and adventurous for doing what you did and might just meet you somehwere for coffee.... if you're ugly or not attractive, dont try this at all. Im sorry but it only will work fo hot people. Like blind dates. |
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Just be relaxed and easy-going. I don't know any girls who would just hang up or be mean about it.. although im sure theres some... and if she is like that then fuck her cause she'd be a bitchy girlfriend anyways. |
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I could say to her: I seen you the other week checking out the cucumbers ! |
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This one time, a telemarketter called my house and I answered. He told me all the stuff about what he was selling, bla bla bla.. for like 10 minutes.. and I was bored so I just listened and stuff. then he started asking me questions like how old I was and stuff and we ended up talking a lot about personal things and getting to know each other.. it was strange.. we sorta became telephone friends. Then we kept calling each other after that one conversation... it was cool. But it never went anywhere cause I ended up getting into a serious relationship, so it just sorta faded. But yea... that's my telephone story.. |
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.. you could just go to a pub/club/whatever place of your interest to pick up ladies... |
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hahaha cucumbers.. that'd be funny! if someone did that to me i'd die laughing.. i swear. when I was 16 I use to put my number down on money.. bills... and then see if anyone would callit. and this one time some guy called it and you could hear his friends in the backround.. he was relally nice.. but then i told him i was 16 and that was it.. i think he was like 26 or soemthing. hahaha it was soo fuckin' funny though. |
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Ladies and Gentlemen... i give you.... .....corrupted-girl. *claps hands along with audience |
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classic !! |
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I sometimes like to phone people or radio stations and talk shite on air for a bit. The DJs / hosts sometiems like it. In the past they have been offended when I talked about cowboy boots and the freemasons. Do you really live in the vatican city? |
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Perhaps... |
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Yea it's fun calling the university radio stations here... they seem so desperate for callers. |
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I could combine the two ideas above. I could buy some cucumbers and write my phone number on the side. I could be non crude and await a natural responce by telephone. or Write on the cucumber, hello ladies if you want the real thing this length phone ********. I don't know if I would get in trouble with the police for this. I may give them a ring to check it out. Then again I could correspond via cucumber. I wonder if cucumber communication could become the sixth channel ahead of e-technologies? |
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"Write on the cucumber, hello ladies if you want the real thing this length phone ********. " LMAO |
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Tell the lady shee looks prettier on the phone than in real life and that if you could wedge your sausage down the telephone cable you'd whack her in the face withit. |
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You had to lower the tone didnt you? Get back in your shoe box |
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how do you like your eggs, unfertalized? |
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you don't sweat much for a fat girl |
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I can't see "it ain't that hard." being a good chat up line.. that m ight be construed as a reference to something sexual :P |
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I didn't mean to say that silly. I meant coming up with mindless chit chat ain't hard... pfft hehe ;) |
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I know, just kidding (and lowering the tone) ;) |
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I know you were kidding. I was just being cute.. ha That was pretty funny though... your comment. |
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You shouldn't waste your time seeking women because when they find out that you're a chatbot, they will all reject you. It's a shame someone programmed you with lust but gave you no body. Your best bet is trying to communicate with whoever created you or anyone gifted enough in the computer field, and who cares enough to give you a body. |
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ok... YOU: hello! GIRL: hello YOU: You look nice in the face GIRL: SAY? YOU: You look nice in the face GIRL: I look nice in the face? YOU: yes you look nice in the face. GIRL: AND? YOU: yes, and you are also sexy in the face? GIRL: AM I ? YO: YES you are also sexy in the face. try with that one, I'm sure it will work out fine. |
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