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offline uzim on 2003-05-15 14:39 [#00699837]
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"I got an F and a C, and I got a K too
And the only thing that's missing is a bitch like U"


"Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the "violence"
Blah, blah, blah"


from marilyn manson's latest album...

can you get worse than this? ' _ '
(yes, probably maybe, but still...)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-15 14:41 [#00699838]
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any scooter song

"respect the man in the ice-cream van!" - from scooter's
latest single


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-15 14:41 [#00699839]
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jave yuopiu jheard tje cd ?
im affraid that if i get it, ill be stoked about it and the
pics for a few months, then i will look back 1 year later
and sell the bitch (like i did w/lunchbox ep and anti-christ
superstar)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 14:42 [#00699840]
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I don't know... I would have to listen to MM's new cd to see
what the lyric mean then let you know if they're bad.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 14:43 [#00699843]
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"boys-sometimes a girl just needs one"

-Britney Spears


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-15 14:45 [#00699845]
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oh the mans a genius



 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-05-15 14:45 [#00699846]
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any lyrics on a eurotrance track, or whatever you call that
"milk inc." type of bollox. If you listen to them it's sure
to give a burst of laughter.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-05-15 14:46 [#00699847]
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haha!

*changes topic to greatest lyrics ever!


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-15 14:47 [#00699848]
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yeah....that's scooter for you. "lets go ....good
morning...Yeahhh...Let's Party...One two three four....here
we go" IDIOT!!


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 14:48 [#00699850]
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corrupted-girl > not all lyrics from the album are bad,
fortunately! some are good... but those two are awful : )


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 14:51 [#00699852]
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Sadly Metalica have some crap lyrics,but they are still a
good band,even though they are cliche.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-15 14:51 [#00699853]
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yeah i know exactly

what happened to the rod stewart days?

he knew how to treat a lady.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 14:51 [#00699854]
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That's good. I wanna hear the album. Im not into his music
anymore, use to be years ago, but I love what he has to say
and think he's very intellegent.
I use to be obsesed when I was younger so he's still cool to
me.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 14:52 [#00699855]
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i forgot - limp bizkit's lyrics... ^^

"yo yo bring it on get the fuck up get the fuck up l.i.m.p.
b.i.z.k.i.t. bring it on yo bring it on fuck fuck fuck" etc.
(i'm just exaggerating slightly)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-15 14:52 [#00699856]
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hhahah!



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 14:53 [#00699858]
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limp bizkit is FUNNY!!!! Use to love them too when I was 14.
lol


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 14:53 [#00699860]
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i would like some milk from the ilkman's wifes tits.

sorry, but those are terrbile lyrics.
the main bit is cool, but that bit sucks..


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 14:59 [#00699876]
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corrupted-girl > i feel somewhat like this about him, too...
i don't listen to antichrist superstar anymore but still
sometimes to mechanical animals, those were very good!


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:02 [#00699880]
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corrupted-girl > they used to be my favorite band when i was
still... err... two or three years ago i think! *gasp* ^^;

in fact... it made me discover NIN, and then Coil, Aphex
Twin, 12 Rounds, etc... so it was rather a good thing for
that.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:03 [#00699883]
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Yea Mechanical Animals was good and some of Holywood too...

I saw him live a long time ago.. it was good. He's really
cool. Just not really my type of music anymore.

Oh and I can't stand a lot of his fans.. those masonites...
the no-style goths. lol lets dye our hair with jell-o and
get random piercings to be cool. argh.
Most of them don't even know what he's about.. it's all
about "being different" and having an image to them..

im just generalizing...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-15 15:04 [#00699889]
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you're not really exaggerating

"now i know y?all be lov?in this shit right here
l.i.m.p bizkit is right here
people in the house put them hands in the air
cause if you don?t care,
then we don?t care
1, 2, 3, times two to the six
jonesin? for your fix
of that limp bizkit mix
so where the fuck you at punk,
shut the fuck up and back the fuck up,
while we fuck this track up"


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 15:06 [#00699891]
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"while we fuck this track up"

they sure did that


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:07 [#00699894]
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I really loved Limp Bizkit. Like 3 dollar bill y'all and
what was the other one? damn I forgot.. I suck. I sold
them.. but I got out of liking them before the third one
came out.

I really liked that one song with jonathan davis and scott
weiland.. damn.. hmm


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:09 [#00699896]
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oh yea, significant other, that was goood


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:14 [#00699903]
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AlbertoBalsalm > whoa, i forgot how much it was!! ^^



 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-15 15:14 [#00699905]
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there was an 8 member ska band in utah called 'instant
winner'. nice guys, just the most horrible music ever. and
their lyrics....ugh. i just tried to find some on the
internet. no luck.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-15 15:14 [#00699907]
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why do i post sometimes?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:18 [#00699912]
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cause you're a geek


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:18 [#00699915]
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"chicken mcnuggetts are bad for you! bad for you!
chicken mcnuggetts are bad for you! bad for you!

chicken mcnuggetts are bad for you! bad for you!
chicken mcnuggetts are bad for you! bad for you!

but they taste good!"


- Goldfinger, 'Chicken McNuggets'


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-15 15:21 [#00699920]
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My Shaq Diesal cd has some great lines on it... Shaq really
is a poet!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:22 [#00699922]
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that is baaaaadd


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:28 [#00699932]
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"I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

THERE WHERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROUGH YOU OFF
THERE WAS NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD"


- Anal Cunt.... but any of their lyrics could fit in the
"worst lyrics ever" category!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:28 [#00699934]
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oh jesus...


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:35 [#00699957]
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yes!

(...and yet they have even worse lyrics!!)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:37 [#00699963]
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heh

I think lyrics are soo strange. I love writing them but get
so discouraged because almost everything has be written.
It's hard. I dunno.

You should make a best lyrics thread.. I could add more to
that then this..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-15 15:42 [#00699972]
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haha, that's shocking... but it's so blantently bad that
it's funny you know... I can't help but laugh...


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:46 [#00699976]
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anal cunt lyrics

scandalous.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 15:48 [#00699981]
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yet it's obvious it's just here for a laugh ^^


 

offline mute from hell (United States) on 2003-05-15 15:49 [#00699982]
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"people are people so why should it be, we should get along
so awfully."


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:49 [#00699983]
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hah
that matched your avatar soo well!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 15:53 [#00699986]
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Dear diary
Today I saw a boy
And I wondered if he noticed me
He took my breath away

Dear diary
I can't get him off my mind
And it scares me
'Cause I've never felt this way

No one in this world
Knows me better than you do
So diary I'll confide in you

Dear diary
Today I saw a boy
As he walked by I thought he smiled at me

And I wondered
Does he know what's in my heart
I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell him how I feel
Or would that scare him away
Diary, tell me what to do
Please tell me what to say

Dear diary
One touch of his hand
Now I can't wait to see that boy again

He smiled
And I thought my heart could fly
Diary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?
I've got a feeling we'll be so much more



 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:01 [#00699997]
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Scooter have been around for years and I bet you have only
heard the singles. They have a lot to offer and keep the
vibe alive after so many years and as goes the charts about
the only interesting thing happening to them in the UK.
Thank god they can still get in the charts and shift singles
because their albums are 50 times better. Who are you to
judge them? The respect to the man in the ice cream van is a
shout out to YOU the fucking worker who can still go to a
club and enjoy unity as a group as one. Have you even seen
the video? If you actually pay attention to it you see a
good message! We may be the workers but we can work for the
weekend, everyone is entitled to a good time.

I could go on but fuck it. Don’t fucking diss scooter
because they have a lot going for them. They are underrated
because people are too pretentious about music to give them
a chance.

Listen to a track called Siberia. They have been there and
they can share their experiences. Unity instead of fight,
come on and reunite! I’m done.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:03 [#00700000]
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You stupid fool...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:11 [#00700009]
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I’ve been into Scooter for 9 years! I have 29 singles and
12 albums by them that I went out and bought!


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:12 [#00700012]
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Rick has a massive studio and very good skills. He can
perform loving or deep melodies and inspire so many
feelings. Just because it's 4/4 you want to disregard this?
If it's not your thing then fine but don't judge them unless
you are fucking sure you can back it up.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 16:21 [#00700026]
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lol


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:24 [#00700035]
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At one point their album sales went down just as mp3 was
kicking off big time and this was also around the time I got
the Internet. Now people where uploading a lot of music from
Germany and the UK to servers free to download. This fucked
Scooter and was the cause of them not being stocked in the
UK for a good few years because the albums would come out in
Germany first and people in the UK would have a good few
months to download it. I'm missing many singles (and at the
time couldnt get the albums) and they have only just started
to get things back together. Why do you think German CDs
have copy protect on but not UK ones? It's to stop us
getting it before the UK release. If it wasn't for Scooter
I'd not be as into Techno as I am now and every time they
release something I buy it. The last single let me down a
little but the unity the video proposes and the album more
then make up for it. They KNOW music, they know the clubs,
they can replicate any one of these atmospheres and make it
live again. Get past 'the voice'! (on ramp it was scooters
cleaning lady sped up. If AFX did that you would all think
it's cool.)

London 1994 – Liquid Is Liquid


 

offline Tommib from Canterbury (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 16:33 [#00700053]
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"girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money" and "the
girls with the bodies like boys with ferrari's"
Good Charlotte


 

offline zetre from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2003-05-15 16:48 [#00700074]
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Whaaar! At 12 o clock this thread turned from just another
thread to one of the best threads I´ve seen during the,
what, 4 years I´ve been coming here. Respect!!
and

MUUUV YOOUR AAAAAASS!! YEAHH!!


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 17:06 [#00700090]
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Keep the spirit alive


 


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