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worst lyrics ever?
 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-15 17:06 [#00700091]
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Spikee: i've seen many of their videos, yes the new single
too. They actually came to my country to play live few weeks
ago. And they play their music constantly on the fucking
radio (to my torment), so don't tell me i don't know their
shitty music. It's my fucking opinion that i think their
music is rubbish and their lyrics laughable. if they have so
good songs on their albums (which i highly doubt) which
didn't get released, then why don't they put them out as
singles instead of this sorry exscuse for music (IMO)

and btw, i don't really give a damn what the setence
"resepect to the man in the ice-cream van" is suppose to
mean. I really think you are digging to deep into the
meaning. Scooter is not deep by any means.

who are you to say i'm wrong? it's my opinion


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-15 17:15 [#00700094]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



It was a warm midsummer night
He just came, it made me feel alright
For one look (yeah, he's got the look)
For one touch (she really wanted him so much)
Then he grabbed his old guitar, began to play

He sang to me nanananana
So naturally, it set my heart on fire
He truly was my one desire
Oh, baby how he was, nanananana

He sang to me nanananana
My God, he couldn't get me any higher
Was not supposed to be a liar
But babe, that's what he was, nanananana

What a warm midsummer night
I just wanted him to hold me real tight
For one look (yeah, he's got the look)
For one touch (she really wanted him so much)
Then he grabbed his old guitar, began to play

He sang to me nanananana
So naturally, it set my heart on fire
He truly was my one desire
Oh, baby how he was, nanananana

He sang to me nanananana
My God, he couldn't get me any higher
Was not supposed to be a liar
But babe, that's what he was, nanananana

For one look
For one touch
Then he grabbed his old guitar, began to play
He sang to me nanana

He sang to me nanananana
So naturally it set my heart on fire
He truly was my one desire
Oh, baby how he was, nanananana

He sang to me nanananana
My God, he couldn't get me any higher
Was not supposed to be a liar
But babe, that's what he was, nanananana

Was not supposed to be a liar
But baby, how he was



 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 17:17 [#00700098]
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You don’t like them? Fine. Just don’t diss them, someone
got my back so there must be something in what I said.
Scooter are deep and they have proven that to me. Since I
have almost everything they have released I think I’m in a
better position to judge. Just go back to following trends
and you will be fine. Their singles are not a valid
reflection of all their music.

Who am I to say you are wrong? Someone with a lot more
experience with the band then you seem to have. All you can
say is ugh… the radio when I can tell you almost anything
about them. You have no idea what vibes they are keeping
alive so go back to your come to daddy mp3 while I stick
with Merzbow, Scooter, Aphex Twin, Tiger, Stony Sleep and
whoever else I want to listen to. All you have proved is
your lack of knowledge and respect.

I have to sleep now.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 17:23 [#00700110]
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*sings nanananana* ^^;


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 17:24 [#00700113]
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good night Spikee Dragon...

(can't tell anything about Scooter, haven't heard anything
of nor about them)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-15 17:40 [#00700124]
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i diss whoever's music i think is shit. don't you? Do i
really have to know their life story and their entire back
catalogue to be able to judge them? Do i really have to
respect them, for what? it can't be the music because i
don't like it


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-05-15 17:45 [#00700130]
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are you for real?


 

offline steve from chicago on 2003-05-15 18:05 [#00700151]
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Well there's so many terrible lyrics out there. I'll go with
a line from Obstacle 1 by Interpol: "her stories are
boring and stuff, she's always calling my bluff" That's just
awful. It's a shame too because it's an otherwise great
song.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 18:08 [#00700154]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



"stuck in this hole with the shit and the piss"

from NIN's 'The Wretched'... a shame too!!


 

offline alnuit on 2003-05-15 21:20 [#00700356]
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The new Madonna tracks's silly rap bit...If you haven't
heard it, well, don't worry...you haven't missed anything.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-15 21:25 [#00700363]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



anything by Avril Lagine or whatever the fuck her name is.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-15 23:24 [#00700517]
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can't really blame her though... seeing as how she doesn't
write them... even though she gets credit!


 

offline listentoparka from Fisherman's Cove (United States) on 2003-05-16 01:32 [#00700609]
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i agree


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-05-16 01:36 [#00700613]
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I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

I think that is all the lyrics



 

offline alnuit on 2003-05-16 01:42 [#00700615]
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Can't blame her for writing them...but can definitely blame
her for not hitting the guy that wrote them with a boot to
his head, and refusing to sing it.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-16 01:45 [#00700619]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



ANDREW W.K.

"We Want Fun"

Well if we had our own willing way to go
You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote!
When we saw that we'd give you it all!
we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an'
all!***

We can get a try!
We can get a try!
with a 1, 2, 3
You'd be startin' to drown!
We can clear the floor
We'd give you a bangin'
ladies and gentelmen do it together!

We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!

We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!

We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun either take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!

When we had the time of our life
We'd hook up with the gang
and take you through!
Then youd be in the back of our van
Mum and dad started gettin' real bad!

We want you to give us something more...
You have to lay down on us!
We want us to get up off the floor...
Don't ever lay down on it!
We don't want to ever live or die!
We gotta get out we can make it today
you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today!

We want fun and you better believe it!
We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!
We want fun, but you dont understand...
... you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!

We want fun 'cos we medically need it!
We want fun eiter take it, or leave it!
We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!

We want pie, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want fun YEAH!
What do we want? What do we want?
We want fun, want pie, want pie YEAH!
What do we want? We know what we want!
We want pie


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-16 05:15 [#00700771]
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i sweaaar i left her by the riiver

i swear i left her safe and sound!



 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-16 05:32 [#00700781]
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you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
when i met you
i picked you out
i shook you up
and turned you around
turned you into someone new



 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-05-16 06:44 [#00700858]
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You got the right stuff, baaaaby
oooh oh oh oh oh
Hanging tough (and to the left)
etc etc


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 06:49 [#00700862]
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this beat is
this beat is
this beat is technotronic


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-16 07:00 [#00700877]
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andrea nickitina - gang bang heaven

lyrics:

up in gang bang heaven
at the candy store
cats want more
up in gang bang heaven you get more than you bargain for



 

offline uzim on 2003-05-16 07:00 [#00700878]
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"1969 in the sunshine" was the most predictable and
deceiving lyric line ever imo...

(well, the song from 'les chevaliers du zodiaque' was even
more predictable, but that wasn't deceiving ^^)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-16 07:00 [#00700879]
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hahahah i remember that one


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-16 07:01 [#00700880]
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who remembers:

who is elvis?

who is elvis?

w h o i s e l v i s ?



 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-16 07:04 [#00700881]
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what about that one song that goes:

the roof
the roof
the roof is on fire

i hate that fucking song


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-16 07:11 [#00700889]
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bloodhound gang yeah.. sooo stupid!!

"...and then we'll do it doggy-style so we can both watch
X-files"


this line is the greatest ever ^^


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-16 07:43 [#00700930]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



Is it just me or does any song with contempory words or
phrases sound fucking weird? i can´t think of any off hand
...but hearing "email" "text message" "internet" or
"information superhighway" in a song would suck!



 

offline diablo on 2003-05-16 08:05 [#00700961]
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That Scooter lyric "respect to the man in the ice cream van"
is a reference to the KLF, pop pickers.


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-16 08:57 [#00701080]
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anything by thrill kill kult

or by staind


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-05-16 09:55 [#00701143]
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"When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet/Billy
Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets"

and

"Stayed all summer, then went back home/Macaulay Culkin was
in Home Alone"

both by LFO (Lyte Funky Ones)...my God, have ever heard/read
anything like it?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 11:55 [#00701252]
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Yes I am.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 11:58 [#00701255]
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If you want to be as shallow as to judge a group by their
singles only then the best criticism you can drum up is
'It's all shit' then you are welcome. You can show respect
for people and still not like them.

But whatever eh? It's just sound. I like some sound and
others like other sound.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 12:02 [#00701257]
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“then why don't they put them out as singles instead of
this sorry exscuse for music”

They have to survive so they put out wide appeal stuff as
singles. They don't have a warp fanboy following so depend
on store sales. That aside I tire of this conversation and
it's jointz time. WEEKEND!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-16 12:17 [#00701269]
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therre arre too many examples of bad lyrrics but "we arre
the cheeky girrls sprrings to mind"


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-16 12:21 [#00701272]
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i'll show my respect to the man in the ice cream van!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-16 12:33 [#00701286]
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Two In A Room:

Please don't go
Don't goooOOOOOOoooooOOOOO
I'm wanting you to stay
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go....

*Takes record off and smashes it*

Early 90s American dance music sux0rs!

:P


 


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