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GEORGE W. BUSH We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANZ BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We dont even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. JACQUES CHIRAC (French president) We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isnt safe. ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? |
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because it was easier to cross it than to try to go around it... |
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lol! whered you get that from? |
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...chicken crossing jokes are a good invention ^^ |
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lol thats great! |
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because it was stuck to the perverts knob? |
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Where I rip off most of my funnies from(!) |
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i really don't know why that chicken joke makes my lol so much these days. i must be depressed or sth. or there's less and less "old" xlt folk appearing online and i feel as this place was really dying (which i don't really want cause it's always been fun). and i dig back in search and bump ol' topics. |
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as I already mentioned, the question should be: why did the go 'cross George W. Bush? |
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hey this is funny! if you are twelve years old....... |
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hold my hand |
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why did the dead baby cross the road cause it was nailed to the chicken |
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cos he was a fucking fag. |
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there was a roadside gay orgy. how could you not get that. |
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thanks again |
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