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A premium "how to"-topic. Now share your tips and experiences. This is a topic dedicated to sharing info on how to get girls, at clubs, bars, parties, or wherever... |
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don't ask me! |
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well don't be me forr a starrt |
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Easy...you find a leafy lane and hide in the bushes until one you want walks past and then... |
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I wish I could delete this topic. |
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Get a big net, and attach it to the back of your car!! |
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lol.......no the trick? just fumble all over yourself. It either looks cute and you win, or it looks ridiculous and you won't waste your time. |
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there're plenty of internet sites dedicated to such crappy topics.... as well as chat rooms where losers can put there heads together to try to finally get a real girl, but unfortunately, it usually never works. sorry. |
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walk up to the girl nicknamed "vacuum cleaner" and tell her you want her. worked for me. |
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narr i'm prretty cool arround girrls i can talk etc..., i think i'm just too ugly at the end of the day, plus i don't go out. so go out. |
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try REALLY hard.......it might work |
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Act confident and shave your back. |
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how about thoose experiences?... no "how to"-topic without thoose. go on and share! |
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some good tips though... Eventhough it's almost a neccesity to learn it the hard way. |
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rockenjohnos book on letting the girl know be affectionate.. hug her and kiss her when it feels right dont ask, just do be natural and impulsive! if someone turns you down for that, then you can get the message :) big long speeches are not cool if its someone you dont know very well :) if you fancy someone you do know well, youll have to ask blatantecho. if i get very close to someone as a friend i tend to want nothing else but the friendship |
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some great advices there! Really! A lesson for the kids! |
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TAKE IT OUT It? It. Out?! Out. |
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know what i mean? pretending to be different to how you feel in order to impress someone often ends in a lot of nervousness cause youre getting off to an ungenuine start bit of a vicious circle. spontanaiety is the king. |
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hehe... not sure that works on a majority of the girls ;) Reminded me of the Seinfeld episode =) |
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took me long enough to work out :) but im a relaxed guy now! |
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haha |
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you obviously know what you're talking about. nice somebody cares to make thoose "How to" topics what they should be. |
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Yeah xzackly, Seinfeld. Honestly, Rockenjohnny's advice is good... of course you need to keep alert for signs of disgust and that. One last TV quote: HE'S BITING THAT FEMALE!!!! |
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How to get a girl? Be successful and/or attractive. Read the Red Queen that'll explain everything. |
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'... of course you need to keep alert for signs of disgust and that. ' hehe yes thats what sobriety is for :] |
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"The Red Queen"... who wrote it? (assuming it's a book) attractive... yeah that works almost too often. ;) |
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look what youve done, got me thinking about that girl again.. |
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few girls are as attractive as they beat interesting girls... but interesting girls... there are few of them... too few =( |
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this music I'm listening to ("Crying" by Roy Orbison / KD Lang) makes me all mellow... Also I'll (hopefully) be going to SOF () so I'm all up in the sky somewhere, writing the names of the persons I love in clouds... I feel like something's happening, soon. I just hope it's all good =) Also the weather has been terrific the past days! |
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normally I just stand by the bar and smile, and the women just slide to me like hot spagetti in ze meatballs ...*caugh-lier-caugh* what was that? my selfconcious talking? get away you...erhm.... |
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1MAKE THEM LAUGH( and not some haha yes that was funnybull b/c girls would laugh anyway out of pity, something genuinely funny) *like something that happened when you and your friends were drunk 2DONT ACT COCKY * dont assume this girl is going to fall for you but be sure not to look like a bitch 3REMEMBER *she says "ohh I want to get that album" so....you get it 4AFFECTION *give a touch, makes a girl feel like shes important and loved *****I dont know about other girls but these things would turn me on******* |
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great tips, afxNUMB. If you were my neighbour I'd be in love with you. |
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sometimes you have to ignore them. if you are one of 20 guys around 1 hot girl, as long as shes not "too blonde" she will usually look at you more. a little time later and youl lbe talkin to her. |
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fuck... I hate girls who play "hard to get"... who play games... that's just annoying. just takes one further away from the point. Usually when I go out I don't find that super-duper-what I was looking for-girl, so I have check out other girls (who might be just as nice, when having talked to them for a while). anyway if these other girls play games, that just makes me uninterested. If I want a girl bad, I'll oversee it, but still find it annoying. a lesson for all you girls out there. Some guys (might?) like it, but most don't. |
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"ohh I want to get that album" that didnt work out for you that much, did it? ;) |
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guys play the hot/cold thing too well im sure im not speaking for myself youll do it when youre not sure. keep changing your mind etc. |
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well... if someone does it, I always think like "she's NOT interested". But I have a (girl)friend who met this great guy, but she was drunk or something (don't know about that, anyway;) and played hard to get. Later when she decided to really go for it, he was gone - he had vanished! not a very nice story, but true. She was telling me about him over and over, but I had no idea who she was talking about. so I guess they'll never meet again... her loss! |
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oh my god this is the lamest topic of all time |
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its pretty cool huh |
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what makes this topic lame? We've had a few good tips, though not so many experiences shared... |
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haha! |
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hehe... these "How to"-topics need time to become popular. (being ironic) |
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I don't think that most girls want to date funny guys... I put on a show and act really funny and all that crapola, and I get zero girls. I'm thinking about giving up on being funny and trying to amuse people in general because it's rather unfulfilling. I suppose people (girls included) like be friends with the funny guy, but there definitely is not a line to date me. It could be because I'm hideous! <-me (I have 4 eyes and a hallway in my mouth... I think that puts me at a disadvantage in getting the ladies... oooh, another failed attempt at being funny... Hmmm... could be that I'm actually not funny, and that's why the ladies don't like me... Crap) |
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i've no idea with women but the last two chicks i got with I just kind of walked up to them and told them that I thought they were hot and gave them a bigass smile and stuff and it just went from there. I dunno, I think some girls hate that, but the way i see it, it's not a line and it's just being straight and honest. and hey it's worked for me twice in the last month |
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how about rod stewart? |
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Rod Stewart... I so know that name... I just can't place it in context... can you help me? |
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This is rater retarded, however .....if you try it out...report back ;) ! How to pick up Female Co-Workers... The conversation goes like this: You: "You must get awfully tired by the end of the night," Her: (nodding) You: "Do you ever get a chance to go on vacation?" Her: (something) You: "If you were to take a real vacation in your ideal spot, what would it be like?" Her: (describing her ideal vacation spot) (Play along with her fantasy, offer her some more descriptions in the same line. If she asks you the same, answer with "Before I answer that...") You: "Let me ask you something else. You know that feeling you have when you get home after a hard day of work and all you can think about is stripping off your clothes and sliding into a hot bath or taking a shower? Which do you prefer? A Bath or a shower?" Her: "Bath" You: "You know how sometimes, before you even get in, you imagine the heat just working its way through every part of your body and then you actually slide in, and that warmth just takes you and you surrender to it? (have something is store for a shower as well " Her: (something) You: "What's your name?" Her: "Myname" You: "Well, Myname, it's really been fun talking to you. It's too bad that we won't get the chance to do it again without all these distractions and interruptions." Her: (If she doesn't catch the hint, then before you leave...) You: "You know, I meant what I said about it being fun talking to you. Maybe we could meet for coffee sometime. Like tomorrow?" If you don't like being this direct, before the bath/shower routine offer her a story about a recent vacation you took |
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hehe... a lesson for the kids out there. |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH the backpedaling that is the last sentence is probably the funniest thing about that |
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Use the immortal line 'You look kinda like my next girlfriend....' |
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