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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-04-25 05:25 [#00668116]
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first get a hinge, a flying lure, a casher and a big club...
oh no that was how to: catch fish doh!
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thanksomuch
from planet claire on 2003-04-25 10:40 [#00668552]
Points: 544 Status: Regular | Followup to evolume: #00665304
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lol
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 10:48 [#00668561]
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Don't try hard. If have someone specific on mind ask if they'd like to go on a walk around a lake or something. It may sound cheesy or old-fashionned but it works for me :)
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manticore
from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:34 [#00668801]
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am i the only one hoping for a gender-stereotyped behaviour role reversal?
why can't it be women who are forced to ponder: "hmm. what is the best way to get a man?" - it is faulty to assume that it always comes down to sex. in my personal experience, i have always found that the more forward a girl is with me sexually during an initial encounter, the more likely i am to reject her (for the fact that i am not at all about one-night-stand casual hookups; long-term relationships are the way to go, as far as i'm concerned, and a girl who tries to woo me over with sex upfront, is likely not one who can be trusted in a long-term relationship).
to make a long thread short, i would very much like to see women putting in a lot more effort into dating than society generally expects of them - why is it that i must always be the one coming up with interesting places to go to on a date? let the girls do some thinking in this department. the general rule for anyone to follow should be this: expect of another as much as you would expect of yourself.
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Donutman
from Perth (Australia) on 2003-04-25 13:43 [#00668815]
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Manticore, you've made my day reading what you had to say. I laughed, I cried, and I totally agree.
The problem for me is this; All I really want is a nice girl, but in my experience, I can't get one because I'm not a "bad boy".
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coyote
from NY (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:54 [#00668825]
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I have a really nice girl, and I'm not a "bad boy" at all.
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coyote
from NY (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:56 [#00668830]
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Oh, by the way I totally agree w/ manticore's post, or at least the 1st paragraph of it.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-04-25 13:56 [#00668831]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to manticore: #00668801
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Why should girls bother with that effort crap when all they have to do is click their fingers and some desperate guy will be bending over backwards for them?
It's so set in stone as part of culture that a boring, shallow average person will work most of the week, go out at the weekend, get pissed, sleep with someone/fail to sleep with someone, wake up the following morning with a hangover, then repeat. It's like clockwork or something. It's enough for some people and I don't mind that at all but, it's not the type of thing I feel the need to do. I suppose I'm not really 'up for a laugh'.
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Sanguine
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-04-25 14:12 [#00668860]
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#1) Be confident. Period. The more confident you are, the better you will appear. There are many reasons for this, confidence = power, confidence means you're experienced, etc.
#2) Get off your ass. If you're overweight, lose it. If you haven't worried about your looks, go buy a few magazines, ask your barber for some tips. You don't need to be stunning, but do some minimal touchups, learn to dress with matching stuff, etc.
#3) BOREDOM IS AN ADDICTION
You want to meet girls, overcome this. Go out. If you're one of the guys sitting on the wall watching other people dance, you are as appealling as they are. If you go take chances, you will get shot down. Learn from it, do it again until you figure out what works. It's essential.
Libel
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 14:20 [#00668879]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to manticore: #00668801
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I wouldn't necessarily critisise the whole sex up front thing. The real issue is all these morons who *only* think about the sex act. Sure it's important but it is but one element of a larger set and without this set any relationship is doomed (or even if it lasts is meaningless).
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TonyFish
from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 14:23 [#00668885]
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and anyway, after numerous failed relationships, I (possibly the most shy/over-emotional/fucked-up person on this hemisphere) have managed to find a woman who a. loves me as much as I love her b. I want to spend the rest of my days with and c. is moving in with me eventually.
If I can, anyone here can.
Happy hunting :)
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flim nanou
from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-04-25 14:58 [#00668934]
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I'm a nice girl, and I like nice boys. nice boys are less likely to give you syphilis.
bad boys are only appealing because they have hot cars and are terrific in bed.
(just kidding...mostly)
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-04-25 15:34 [#00668990]
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buy a massage book ;)
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CS2x
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-25 19:00 [#00669368]
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This is how I would do it...
Me: "Hey baby. Yeah. Let's go to bed now yes and!" Her: "Eh?" Me: "Baby you make me wanna have big cock fight! You are so fine, yes and I will eat your poo poo for loo loo..?"
Her: "Alright, you're on baby yeah come on I love you too!"
See! Works everytime!
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-04-25 20:04 [#00669422]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker
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...become a musician.
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